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I hate hearing myself on tape.

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ORIGINAL: seababy

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ORIGINAL: Fornica


"Actually. We're glad it's wrecked, because, frankly, you suck and we wanted to kick you out, but didn't want to be mean."

LMFAO!

I know biological its impossible but I love you and want to have your babies.

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ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39

If you said originally that it was just a see how it goes things, then you could sit her down and say that she knew she was on trial, and it was just that, and the band now feels that she has had plenty of trial time and you've all decided that it isn't going to work as well as you'd hoped. If you feel really bad about having to do it, just stress that it was just a trial thing, and if there's some other way you can keep her in the band, suggest that to her. Hope it works out well, anyway. [:)]

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

"Accidentally" break her instrument!
Do it like this:
You're all playing. Play for HOURS (everyone will have to pee at some point). When she goes to the bathroom, RUNNNNNNNNNNN and dogpile on top of each other, as though a friendly wrestle spontaneously occured. While you're in the dogpile, throw her instrument out on the lawn. (break a window if necessary).
She comes back in, and thinks it's an orgy, not a dogpile.
She gets naked, and everyone stares at her, like wtf Wendy?
She gets embarrassed about her faux pas, and mumbles that she needs to go home to cook oatmeal and flees out the door, forgetting her instrument (since it's out of sight, she doesn't think of it).
After she leaves, the rest of you go out to the lawn and get it. Place it in the driveway, and take turns running over it.
Leave it in the driveway. Everyone pretend not to notice.
Next practise, as she drives in, SCREAM LOUDLY, as though she just hit a small child (she'll think that part is funny later).
When she leaps from her car, point in horror (practise your "horror" face) at her smushed instrument.
As she is lamenting what to do, and how she can't afford a replacement, calmly turn to her and say
"Actually. We're glad it's wrecked, because, frankly, you suck and we wanted to kick you out, but didn't want to be mean."

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ORIGINAL: seababy

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ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39

If you said originally that it was just a see how it goes things, then you could sit her down and say that she knew she was on trial, and it was just that, and the band now feels that she has had plenty of trial time and you've all decided that it isn't going to work as well as you'd hoped. If you feel really bad about having to do it, just stress that it was just a trial thing, and if there's some other way you can keep her in the band, suggest that to her. Hope it works out well, anyway. [:)]

"Sorry you suck, but you can be our groupie?"