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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

What would you like, sweetie? I just recharged my camera battery.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie



Okay....here's the plot:

Lesbian aliens....I'm not sure how that works just yet because I don't know if aliens women have tits.

Lots of kissing between the 2 of them (or tentacle sharing), then (and this is the good part) when they cum....a lot of green ooze coming out of their eyebrows.

Splattering all over the lens of the video camera.

And....alien pets somehow involved.

And one of the alien lesbians uses her extremely large ear lobes to clean it all up.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

What would you like, sweetie? I just recharged my camera battery.

Okay....here's the plot:

Lesbian aliens....I'm not sure how that works just yet because I don't know if aliens women have tits.

Lots of kissing between the 2 of them (or tentacle sharing), then (and this is the good part) when they cum....a lot of green ooze coming out of their eyebrows.

Splattering all over the lens of the video camera.

And....alien pets somehow involved.

And one of the alien lesbians uses her extremely large ear lobes to clean it all up.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
Lesbian aliens....I'm not sure how that works just yet because I don't know if aliens women have tits.

Lots of kissing between the 2 of them (or tentacle sharing), then (and this is the good part) when they cum....a lot of green ooze coming out of their eyebrows.

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ORIGINAL: seababy
Ted Danson in porn? *shudder*
I'm finally squicked out by something

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

What would you like, sweetie? I just recharged my camera battery.

Okay....here's the plot:

Lesbian aliens....I'm not sure how that works just yet because I don't know if aliens women have tits.

Lots of kissing between the 2 of them (or tentacle sharing), then (and this is the good part) when they cum....a lot of green ooze coming out of their eyebrows.

Splattering all over the lens of the video camera.

And....alien pets somehow involved.

And one of the alien lesbians uses her extremely large ear lobes to clean it all up.

A new series that blows the lid off an alien invasion of the most intimate kind. They are here and ready for action.  Powerful, seductive, and Irresistibile.  A secret branch of the government has been created to stop them.  The hunt is on!  The battle is just beginning.  Invading the most exotic places on Earth in an erotic adventure that pans the globe - and beyond.  Alien lust and human desire collide in the hottest series ever!

Sexy extraterrestrials seduce mankind in a plot to dominate Earth in this erotic film. As the luscious aliens strategically lure humans, the planet prepares for a sexy skirmish with the outer-space beings before they assume total control of Earth.

Aliens have come to earth to find the chosen one in preparation for an invasion to take control of the earth. And how do you find the chosen one? Have sex with earthlings and report back to the mother ship. Of course the Government gets involved and is monitoring all of the sex.

No info available

A general sends a renegade agent to Europe to combat the invasion of sex-starved aliens in this erotic sci-fi tale. It's up to both men to save the day when they discover a devious inside plot to aid the aliens. Starring Jenae Alt, Ed Brigadier, Robin Stuart and Kristin Novak.

Cybil Richards has made an out-of-this-world film. An E.T. played by Vanesa Talor comes to our little world and is the kind of alien we all dream making first contact with. She befriends an easy earth girl played by Jacqueline Lovell (All-Century second team Eye Candy Hall of Fame) and thus begins a series of close encounters of the interesting kind. As our star treks through the big city, she finds nothing is forbidden on this planet in terms of sexuality. While this film features a whole galaxy of heavenly bodies, it is the scenes with Ms. Talor and Ms. Lovell that make the earth stand still. A classic.

Two aliens come to Earth seeking their missing comrade, Kara, and find that she has taken an intense interest in human sexual behavior. As they follow along on her path, a nerdish UFO type and his fiance track them, while a mysterious "man in black" tracks them.

In St. John College, the freshmen and best friends Luke and Roger meet the sexy blond cousins Lilly and Constance in the laundry of their building. They are next-door neighbors, and the experienced girls invite the young men to visit them anytime. Lilly forgets a package of coins in the laundry, and Luke goes to their room to return it. The room is empty, and he sneaks around, when the two girls arrive. Luke hides himself in the wardrobe, and through an opening, he sees Lilly with many tentacles on her breast. Luke tries to convince his friends that the girls are aliens, planning to attack Earth, but nobody believes in him. Meanwhile, some friends of them are found dead, with the internal organs completely frozen.

Sam, a college student in a small Northwestern town, reluctantly joins his roommates in a contest to see who can hook up with the most gorgeous co-eds by the end of the semester. But when men slowly start disappearing around town, he and his friends learn that when it comes to beautiful women, it's what's inside that really matters.

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

aw, c'mon. Be creative. That's just a typical tuesday in my house.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie



Okay....here's the plot:

Lesbian aliens....I'm not sure how that works just yet because I don't know if aliens women have tits.

Lots of kissing between the 2 of them (or tentacle sharing), then (and this is the good part) when they cum....a lot of green ooze coming out of their eyebrows.

Splattering all over the lens of the video camera.

And....alien pets somehow involved.

And one of the alien lesbians uses her extremely large ear lobes to clean it all up.

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Have you spoken to Azoner about this?

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Have you spoken to Azoner about this?

Who dat be?

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Can someone please send me an email when there's some new stuff?

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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY



And one of the alien lesbians uses her extremely large ear lobes to clean it all up.
Well, above sounds a lot like "tentacle sex".  It appears to be a large genre of porn, so I'm sure you can google it (or just click on the link I gave).

For pretty much the same thing, but more soft-core-ish, you might pick up some of these movies:

There is the entire "Alien Sex Files" series by Milos Twilight (I have no clue where the "3" comes from in some of the titles, and you'll find them renamed to just about anything you can think of):

Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Invaders (2009)

A new series that blows the lid off an alien invasion of the most intimate kind. They are here and ready for action.  Powerful, seductive, and Irresistibile.  A secret branch of the government has been created to stop them.  The hunt is on!  The battle is just beginning.  Invading the most exotic places on Earth in an erotic adventure that pans the globe - and beyond.  Alien lust and human desire collide in the hottest series ever!

Alien Sex Files 3: Alien Babes (2009)

Sexy extraterrestrials seduce mankind in a plot to dominate Earth in this erotic film. As the luscious aliens strategically lure humans, the planet prepares for a sexy skirmish with the outer-space beings before they assume total control of Earth.

Alien Sex Files 3: Aliens Gone Wild (2008)

Aliens have come to earth to find the chosen one in preparation for an invasion to take control of the earth. And how do you find the chosen one? Have sex with earthlings and report back to the mother ship. Of course the Government gets involved and is monitoring all of the sex.

Alien Sex Files: She Alien (2009)

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Alien Sex Files 3: Alien Ecstasy (2009)

A general sends a renegade agent to Europe to combat the invasion of sex-starved aliens in this erotic sci-fi tale. It's up to both men to save the day when they discover a devious inside plot to aid the aliens. Starring Jenae Alt, Ed Brigadier, Robin Stuart and Kristin Novak.

Other movies along a similar line:

Femalien (2006)

From the IMDB reviews:

Cybil Richards has made an out-of-this-world film. An E.T. played by Vanesa Talor comes to our little world and is the kind of alien we all dream making first contact with. She befriends an easy earth girl played by Jacqueline Lovell (All-Century second team Eye Candy Hall of Fame) and thus begins a series of close encounters of the interesting kind. As our star treks through the big city, she finds nothing is forbidden on this planet in terms of sexuality. While this film features a whole galaxy of heavenly bodies, it is the scenes with Ms. Talor and Ms. Lovell that make the earth stand still. A classic.

Femalien II (1998)

Two aliens come to Earth seeking their missing comrade, Kara, and find that she has taken an intense interest in human sexual behavior. As they follow along on her path, a nerdish UFO type and his fiance track them, while a mysterious "man in black" tracks them.

Decoys (2004)

In St. John College, the freshmen and best friends Luke and Roger meet the sexy blond cousins Lilly and Constance in the laundry of their building. They are next-door neighbors, and the experienced girls invite the young men to visit them anytime. Lilly forgets a package of coins in the laundry, and Luke goes to their room to return it. The room is empty, and he sneaks around, when the two girls arrive. Luke hides himself in the wardrobe, and through an opening, he sees Lilly with many tentacles on her breast. Luke tries to convince his friends that the girls are aliens, planning to attack Earth, but nobody believes in him. Meanwhile, some friends of them are found dead, with the internal organs completely frozen.

Decoys II: Alien Seduction (2007)

Sam, a college student in a small Northwestern town, reluctantly joins his roommates in a contest to see who can hook up with the most gorgeous co-eds by the end of the semester. But when men slowly start disappearing around town, he and his friends learn that when it comes to beautiful women, it's what's inside that really matters.