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Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 9:45:34 AM

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A random dude sent me a note telling me he was "tied to a chair completely" and asked how he could serve me.
I asked how he could type.
He never wrote back.
Touché, chair bound man. Touché.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 9:48:22 AM

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I expect his raging hard-on petered out when confronted with the query, and blood enough to service only one organ at a time, leading to keyboard tactile dysfunction.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 9:53:42 AM

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You're just not being patient enough. Gawd knows how long it took him to peck out his initial query with his nose in the first place. ;)

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 9:54:13 AM

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Is there a remedy for that? He could have at least been creative and told me he was using his nipple or something.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:00:29 AM

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Bloody hell, you're right.
What if it was a cry for help?

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You're just not being patient enough. Gawd knows how long it took him to peck out his initial query with his nose in the first place. ;)

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:02:02 AM

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the next message will say:

*help, I have a nosebleed*

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:02:16 AM

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:04:12 AM

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Stick your wiener in it to stauch the bleeding...

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:14:07 AM

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I love the word wiener.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:14:38 AM

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I've gotten that email. When I asked he said he had a pencil in his mouth that he was able to type with lol.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:18:04 AM

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lmao

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:31:55 AM

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He was doing just fine until you reminded him it wasn't physically possible.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 10:32:14 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1FU22XC1A

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 11:28:59 AM

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Hahaha! Awesome. Actually though I did use my nose and my tongue to type when my arms where broken. I also used them to turn light switches on and off and to press buttons on the microwave. It's a versatile skill.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 11:32:36 AM

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Maybe he types with one of those probes stuck to his forehead?
Mind you, if he did, he wouldn't need tying to the chair in the first place.
(If you were really mean, you'd have asked how he tied his second hand...)

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 12:02:36 PM

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I accidentally texted with my nipple once. I used to tuck my iphone in my bra whilst driving, and apparently my tit was lonely.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 12:11:13 PM

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That is Sunny quote of the day material right there if I ever seen it.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/10/2011 12:48:45 PM

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OK. This is a little weird . With all the nonsense I see on these boards sometimes, I just recently thought to Myself that if it were My girl who had any part whatsoever in the shenanigans that a fit punishment would be to tie each arm to a leg, put a laptop in front of her and tell her ok now I want you to type an apology to each and every person you interacted with this whole time. If she could figure out how to do it with here hands attached to feet so be it, but would be pleased to watch her use her nose in the end because it would be easiest, as well as push the pointer around and have to click the mouse. I would at least not be sadistic enough to leave it as a double click to open a window (hey I am giving like that).

But I do not own a girl so I can only wonder what it would be like.

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/13/2011 1:36:37 PM

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OK. This is a little weird . With all the nonsense I see on these boards sometimes, I just recently thought to Myself that if it were My girl who had any part whatsoever in the shenanigans that a fit punishment would be to tie each arm to a leg, put a laptop in front of her and tell her ok now I want you to type an apology to each and every person you interacted with this whole time. If she could figure out how to do it with here hands attached to feet so be it, but would be pleased to watch her use her nose in the end because it would be easiest, as well as push the pointer around and have to click the mouse. I would at least not be sadistic enough to leave it as a double click to open a window (hey I am giving like that).

But I do not own a girl so I can only wonder what it would be like.

NO wonder you and LadyP are so perfect for each other...

friggin sadists..

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RE: Nose typing? - 12/13/2011 1:50:20 PM

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GREEDY!!!! Where haz you been?!! I haves your book! (I think)

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