RE: From silly to shallow,and everything in between.

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JanahX -> RE: From silly to shallow,and everything in between. (12/10/2011 2:40:08 PM)
A long time ago, I hooked up with probably one of the most gorgeous creatures on the planet. He was too hot to not take home. Well, we made out, talked a little, made out, and then he talked a little, and then a little more ... ....and then I kind of went .. woah, this guy is fucking dumb as a box of rocks. He was as stupid as the day is long. All I could do was look at his beautiful face and feel appalled at what was coming out of his mouth. I told him he had to go home. I couldnt listen to another word. After he left ... all I could think of was.... F U C K !!!!

Aileen1968 -> RE: From silly to shallow,and everything in between. (12/11/2011 5:06:32 AM)
I viewed some guys profile on this site, actually. He sent an email a few hours later along with a picture of him riding a motorcycle with no helmet, aviator sunglasses and a leather jacket. Instant wetness. Three years later...it's a Sunday morning and he's all warm, cuddly and sleeping under the flannel comforter right next to me.

MadAxeman -> RE: From silly to shallow,and everything in between. (12/11/2011 5:28:27 AM)
One winter night I was shopping in my local 24 hour supermarket and was perusing the frozen food section. A young woman was making her way uncomfortably along the aisle. She had a hump on her back and a pronounced limp. I asked her if I could help her with her shopping and she agreed with a shiver I found very alluring. Upon emerging from the shop and hailing a cab, she revealed that she had shoplifted a frozen turkey which she produced from a secret pocket behind her shoulder and a packet of mixed vegetables from her knickers. We went back to my place and made passionate love while the turkey cooked. After a fine dinner she showed me that turkey grease can make an excellent lube. To this day, when I smell turkey at Christmas, I still get a boner.

LillyBoPeep -> RE: From silly to shallow,and everything in between. (12/11/2011 8:24:58 AM)
Um... haha, what?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: From silly to shallow,and everything in between. (12/11/2011 6:18:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain I think we could use a moment of light and laughter so I am going to try and give people a fun topic to talk about. What is the silliest, shallowest, stupidest, etc, reason you have ever been attracted to someone? Example from my end of things.... I have a pet that plays the drums. Even though he is submissive something about him pounding on drums makes me hot. I have a friend that is dom. I have for many years found him attractive based on nothing more than the way he shoots pool. Anyone else want to have some fun and share their silly reasons for finding someone attractive? Perhaps I failed to mention it but....I'm having a set of drums delivered on Tuesday.

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