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Ninebelowzero -> My old job. (12/7/2011 1:26:54 PM)

For most of my adult life I worked in a circus as the strong man act. The finale of my spot was me bending iron bars in half over my erect cock.

Sadly last year age finally took it's toll & I had to retire. I got Rheumatoid arthritis in my hands.



DarkSteven -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 1:28:04 PM)

So you lost the hand job?



Ninebelowzero -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 1:29:26 PM)

Nice one DS. They kept telling me to get a grip.



Lockit -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 1:30:06 PM)

So you now spend your time bending your cock into knots. I think I heard a rumor you got three full knots on that sucker. I'm impressed. [;)]

You knot head Nine! Where the hell do you get this stuff? [:D]



Marc2b -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 1:30:27 PM)

Ah, the circus... good, quality, family entertainment.



Fornica -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 1:34:36 PM)

I protest the circus. I'm one of "those people".
Also, I'm sorry your penis broke. No one needs a broken penis.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 1:39:05 PM)

my grandad told it me when he was in his late 60's & I was about 13 when I asked him what he had done for a job. I still remember the feeling of adolescent purile pleasure in the joke on both of us.
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ORIGINAL: Lockit

So you now spend your time bending your cock into knots. I think I heard a rumor you got three full knots on that sucker. I'm impressed. [;)]

You knot head Nine! Where the hell do you get this stuff? [:D]





MadAxeman -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 3:03:22 PM)

Ah, the stories told when close relatives share a bath.
My nana told me many a tale with a loofer in her hand.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 3:04:29 PM)

Pisser.



MadAxeman -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 4:32:54 PM)

There was a sink for that.
She did speak highly of your grandfather.



LillyBoPeep -> RE: My old job. (12/7/2011 5:55:36 PM)

Hahaha you dudes are nutty. :p



poise -> RE: My old job. (12/8/2011 8:21:02 AM)

I never took you (or your erect cock) to be such a quitter!
You could have put it to good use by propping up the vendor
tray and selling peanuts to the audience. [8|]



MadAxeman -> RE: My old job. (12/8/2011 9:21:53 AM)

He would never sell his penis.
I think you can hold it for a bag of chips.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: My old job. (12/8/2011 10:21:06 AM)

I used it to scare the elephants.
quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

I never took you (or your erect cock) to be such a quitter!
You could have put it to good use by propping up the vendor
tray and selling peanuts to the audience. [8|]




MadAxeman -> RE: My old job. (12/8/2011 10:25:22 AM)

They'll never forget it either.

Did you hear on the radio about the storms and hurricanes in Scotland overnight? 90mph winds. Several houses torn down.
Damage could run into dozens of pounds.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: My old job. (12/8/2011 10:28:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

They'll never forget it either.

Did you hear on the radio about the storms and hurricanes in Scotland overnight? 90mph winds. Several houses torn down.
Damage could run into dozens of pounds.


It's called urban renewal in Glasgow.



MadAxeman -> RE: My old job. (12/8/2011 10:44:37 AM)

I have always seen myself as working class.
Then I went to Glasgow.
Now I'm upper middle class.
(upper because we passed through Newcastle).



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