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Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 2:31:31 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8384352/fake-doctor-jailed-over-breast-exams

Note the following:  "Winikoff was arrested in 2006 and was charged with three counts of sexual battery, two counts of practicing medicine without a license, battery and one count of wrongly using the title of doctor."

If playing with breasts constitutes practicing medicine without a license, I'm in DEEP shit.

I'm planning on making a run for it.  Any ladies here willing to harbor a fugitive?  My interest particularly applies to ladies with nice breasts.


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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 2:33:59 PM   
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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 2:35:43 PM   
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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 2:37:10 PM   
Fornica


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Status: offline 		I can't even blame the GUY in this situation. If any chick took their top off when an old dude knocked and said "hey there! Free boobie exam!", well.

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 2:41:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Exactly. What kind of idiot would seriously believe that a doctor is going door to door giving free breast exams especially when doctors gave up making house calls eons ago?

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 2:47:06 PM   
LillyBoPeep


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I mean, there are some charitable organizations that send members door-to-door to offer blood pressure and diabetes screenings, but a breast exam seems like a different kind of category........ :p

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 2:50:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Come south DS. We'll hide you and find you a nice southern bell to examine.

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 3:01:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I'm planning on making a run for it.  Any ladies here willing to harbor a fugitive?  My interest particularly applies to ladies with nice breasts.


That happened about 10 miles from me.

DS, I have a spare room you can hide in.


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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 3:05:21 PM   
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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 3:12:25 PM   
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Hide you? I´ll be hunting you down with my posse of bitches for the reward money. Gotcha


[derail]Speaking of which, you never got back to me about joining the Bitch Brigade.[/derail]


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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 3:15:03 PM   
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I have no breast,

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 3:27:40 PM   
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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 3:59:47 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Delilya

Come south DS. We'll hide you and find you a nice southern bell to examine.


quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

DS, I have a spare room you can hide in.



Good to know that SOME of the wimmins here got the gist of my post.

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Hide you? I´ll be hunting you down with my posse of bitches for the reward money. Gotcha





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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 4:05:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can hide you, DS...and I volunteer for the exam.

I am giving that way.


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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 4:07:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Breast exam, check.
Nipples, no effing way. The Man's on a tear on pinching the hell out of them multiple times a day. Ouch!


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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 4:29:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm on board. Anything for a good cause like medicine. In fact, I consider it an obligation and honor, and the thought of you being a big, dark, dangerous criminal makes it all the more exciting. Come right on over, sweetie, and I'll give you all the practice your little heart and hands desire!

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 4:57:33 PM   
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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 5:09:11 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Okay.  Offers from Delilya, BK, ST, Dusky Pearls, and Lucy thus far.  This is looking like a fun fugitivity.

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 5:19:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

Exactly. What kind of idiot would seriously believe that a doctor is going door to door giving free breast exams especially when doctors gave up making house calls eons ago?


Doctors don't make house calls where you live?

Ouch. Around here, I've yet to meet one that doesn't, provided it would be irresponsible for you to go to the office (e.g. if you've broken a leg, or have something highly contagious that could be problematic). And, of course, if you can't actually get to the office (e.g. elderly with no relatives to drive them, people knocked out by high fevers or broken legs). If none of those apply, they'll charge you extra, but generally still do it.

As for being a fugitive... new legislation would render the vast majority of my possessions technically illegal (e.g. rubber gloves are explicitly included in the list of examples), arguably including my body, so with a few years in jail to show for it if someone decides not to like me, I may need some harboring of my own. So much for 'more openness and freedom'.

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RE: Crap. I'm gonna be a fugitive from justice. - 12/5/2011 5:20:22 PM   
TheFireWithinMe


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