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Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting knocked... - 12/3/2011 7:13:00 AM   
Fornica


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I have compiled all the recipes from Stella's thread for our cookbook, and need to message some of you for clarification.
If anyone would like to contribute, please inbox me your cheap and kinky recipes!
(or add them here!)

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 7:22:49 AM   
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Chicken a la DarkSteven:

Get a buncha boneless, skinless chicken breasts or better still, breast fillets/strips.
Pan grill them for a coupla minutes.  Then add a 50-50 mixture of salsa and ranch dressing.  Replenish the sauce as needed.
Cook till done.

Tastes great, looks awful.  A garnish would be a good idea.


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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 7:28:58 AM   
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No it wouldn't. Vegatables are better eaten by fluffy animals, converted into meat & then consumed in the form of meat.
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Chicken a la DarkSteven:

Get a buncha boneless, skinless chicken breasts or better still, breast fillets/strips.
Pan grill them for a coupla minutes.  Then add a 50-50 mixture of salsa and ranch dressing.  Replenish the sauce as needed.
Cook till done.

Tastes great, looks awful.  A garnish would be a good idea.




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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 7:32:51 AM   
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Uncle Niney- I made a turkey covered in bacon last weekend. You would have been in meat heaven.

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 7:40:25 AM   
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Niney - garnishes are for looks.  Eat 'em at your own peril.

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 7:44:02 AM   
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I don't eat greenery.
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Niney - garnishes are for looks.  Eat 'em at your own peril.



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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 8:15:04 AM   
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Cheap Beef'n'Barley Stew [with borscht variation]

Overnight: rinse a cup of dried barley in cool water until the water runs clear. Soak* in 4 litres [a gallon, yanks] of water overnight in the 'fridge [*cuts down on flatulence, so I never miss this step. I want a good man to clean the Dutch oven and come to bed, not be a Dutch oven in bed].
In the morning: toss a cheap whole roast or stewing beef with bones in flour, salt and fresh-ground pepper; use more pepper than you think you'll need. Put on bottom of crockpot. Rinse barley, pour around meat. Break up a Knorr beef bouillon cube in two cups of hot water: add to crockpot, and add enough water to just cover meat.
If your pantry and budget will allow: in a cup of hot water, add several shakes of Wo'oster [Worcestershire for yanks] sauce, liquid smoke, two crushed cloves of garlic, onion flakes, champagne vinegar [extravagant, but much better than regular vinegar], hot paprika, thyme, and pour over.
Cook on 'high' for four hours or 'low' for six to eight hours until meat fork-tender.
{If using oven, cook at 275'F for 3-4 hours, until meat fork-tender. Stir every couple of hours, add more water if too thick}
For vegetable stew: two hours before 'done' time, add one small finely shredded cabbage, sliced carrots, peeled and chunked potatoes, and sliced celery. Stir, and add hot water to just cover. Done when potatoes fork-tender.
For borscht: skip barley: add vegetables as above, plus one can of tomatoes plus two large peeled chopped beets with tops (canned beets work just fine, but lose their colour faster, so add just one hour before serving).
Serving suggestion: remove bones [well, DUH!], shred/chop meat, re-add. Sprinkle with shredded carrot and paprika, and serve with crusty bread

Edited for bolding

< Message edited by Tantriqu -- 12/3/2011 8:28:40 AM >


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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 8:17:55 AM   
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I plan to bake a ham for Christmas this year: I can get an excellent one from Sam's for about $20.

Sounds expensive, doesn't it?

Not if you know lots of good things to do with left over ham.

Here's a cheapie:

Scalloped Ham and Potatoes
INGREDIENTS:2 cups cubed, fully cooked ham
8 medium potatoes, peeled, thinly sliced
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups milk
3 tablespoons fine dry bread crumbs
1 tablespoon butter or margarine, melted
2 tablespoons finely snipped parsley

PREPARATION:Place half the ham in a 2 quart casserole. Cover with half the potatoes and half the onion. Sift half the flour over; season with salt and pepper.

Repeat layering ham, potatoes and onion. Season with additional salt and pepper. Sift remaining flour atop. Pour milk over all.

Bake covered at 350 degrees F until potatoes are nearly tender, 1 to 1 1/4 hours. Uncover.
Combine bread crumbs and melted butter; sprinkle atop casserole. Top with parsley. Bake 15 minutes longer.


What to do with that leftover ham bone?
Ham & Navy Bean Soup

    1 pound navy beans2 quarts boiling water2 ham hocks or a meaty ham bone1/4 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped celery 1/2 cup chopped carrots
    chopped ham or ham from the meaty bonesalt and pepper to taste & toss in a bay leaf
Preparation:Wash beans; place in a large bowl and add boiling water. Let beans soak for a few hours. Place ham bone or hocks and the beans in a crock pot. Add chopped onions and celery and carrots. Add water to make about 1 gallon. Add ham meat, salt, and pepper to taste. Cook about 6 hours on slow setting, or until ham is falling off bone. Remove bone and chop up ham that fell off.

Navy bean soup recipe serves 12 or more.


BTW: Don't toss that ham bone out yet, use it to make stock.


Another cheap meal and hearty meal with leftover ham

Ham and Cornbread Casserole

3 cups cooked ham, diced
2 tab oil, preferably a good quality olive oil
1/2 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped carrots
1/4 cup chopped peppers, sweet or hot, as you wish
2 cloves garlic, chopped or pressed
2 cups cooked beans, any kind but baked beans (too sweet). I like using my left over navy bean from the soup, but any kind well do as long as they are not sweet or chilified.
1 cup chopped fresh tomatoes, or sub can (15oz) diced tomatoes
1/2 cup low fat cottage cheese (small curd)
1/2 cup low fat, no fat, or Greek yoghurt
1/4 cup Italian cheese: Mozarella, Parmesan, Romana, whatever you have on hand or floats your taste boat (you can easily substitute cheddar, or colby)
1/2 cup chopped fresh broccoli, or sub frozen and thaw
1/2 cup chopped zucchini or yellow squash, again can sub frozen and thaw
Spices: salt & pepper to taste; 1/2 tsp Italian seasonings

Topping:
1 cup yellow corn meal
1 cup milk
2 eggs, beaten

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

In a heavy skillet or dutch over, saute onion, carrots, peppers and garlic in olive oil until onions are clear. Add ham, beans and tomatoes, simmer for about 5 mins. Whip together (a stick blender or food processor is great for this, but a hand whisk or big spoon will do as well, it just takes longer) all the cheeses until smooth and creamy, and add it to the ham/bean mixture. Stir well, then add the remaining veggies and the spices and stir well again. If it seems a bit dry (this is going to bake for at least 1/2 hour) add more yogurt at this point so it is nice and creamy.

Grease a heavy Pyrex baking dish with spray oil, then add your ham/beans/veg mix. Make the topping my whisking cornmeal, milk and eggs together. Pour topping over ham/beans/veg mix.

Bake for 30-40 minutes, or until broccoli is tender and top is slightly crispy.

This makes quite a bit, I think you could easily serve 6 if you added a tossed salad or other side.



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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 10:34:51 AM   
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"Scalloped Ham and Potatoes
INGREDIENTS:2 cups cubed, fully cooked ham
8 medium potatoes, peeled, thinly sliced
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
2 cups milk
3 tablespoons fine dry bread crumbs
1 tablespoon butter or margarine, melted
2 tablespoons finely snipped parsley

PREPARATION:Place half the ham in a 2 quart casserole. Cover with half the potatoes and half the onion. Sift half the flour over; season with salt and pepper.

Repeat layering ham, potatoes and onion. Season with additional salt and pepper. Sift remaining flour atop. Pour milk over all. "

You must have watched my Dad cook. SPY ! But you didn't catch Mom, instead of sprinkling flour she used a gravy thing mixer shaker thing and combined the milk with the flour. It makes it come out creamier, if that's what you want.

I have this relationship with ham, it needs to be in a frying pan. No matter what, even if it just came out of the oven I want it fried. Best is I get out the meat slicer and shave it. Then take some of it and fry it, then add scrambled egg(s). Throw a slice of chees on it and put it on a toasted bun. Mayo is optional.

The soup thing, it can be almost any legume, or even potatoes. In fact potato soup is very easy to make especially if you have leftover mashed spuds.

Cut up the ham, boil some peeled and cubed potatoes. Let it reduce some and add the mashed for thickness. Throw in the cut up ham, about a stick of butter and some pepper. You shouldn't need salt but if so try to use unrefined. In potato soup you want SMALL amounts of carrots and celery, and they should be boiling already when you put the potatoes in of course. An onion is a must, cut up of course, garlic is to taste. If you can get parsely that actually has some flavor (like fresh) it goes well in there. You can throw in some dry stuff but it won't do much for the flavor unless you use enough to make green potato soup. Same with paprika, if you can get the good kind throw some in, but using the watered down US variety it would take so much it would be red potato soup. Between that and the parsely you would have brown potato soup.

Note the similarity to your scalloped poatatoes here, I just did. It seems ham just goes with potatoes. I wonder what else. And I hate cornbread, but I might have to try yours.

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 12:42:01 PM   
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Single bloke Sunday Lunch

Ingredients
Beer.
Scooby snacks
Newspaper.

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 12:58:28 PM   
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You didn't say what size ham, but that's a good price. No matter how poor I am, I will buy a ham for 20 bucks. There is a ton of meat there! There is waste for me, because I do NOT eat split pea soup, but that thing is picked as clean as possible to the bone, lol.

I used the "chunks" to make pesto pasta with ham. No I don't make my own pesto sauce (soon if I can get a decent regular food processor, mine is just a chopper). I use Knorr Sauces and really like them. Buy them on sale. Recipe uses two packages.

Take the chunks of ham and cube them. Cut of any large amounts of fat.

Cook your pasta. I use shells typically, cavetelli if I can get a deal on it. About 5 minutes after you throw the pasta in the water to boil, toss in the ham with it. The pasta will absorb some of the flavor, but mostly you are heating the ham and dirtying fewer dishes.

Cook the sauce according to the package directions. Use two packages for a pound of pasta. Of the ones who really don't cook, do this by adding two packages to the pot and reading the ingredients on ONE package, double them. (angel, you are the one that caused me to say that).

When the pasta and ham are done, drain. Put in bowl.

Add the sauce, using a rubber spatula to scrape out everything you can from the pot.

Stir. Eat.

Personally, I like to add grated cheese to this. If you want to use something like Kraft Parmesan/Romano, great. I prefer to use block romano, but it cost about 11.50 per pound. An $8 block will last though depending on what you are cooking. But the fresh grated cheese is definately better for flavor.

Technically the "cost" of this dish is what? Fifty cents for the pasta (one sale), 3 dollars for the two packs of sauce and thirty cents for the cheese?

I don't count the ham, since it is a leftover.

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 12:59:42 PM   
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How does the newspaper taste? You didn't tell us how to prepare it.

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 1:12:07 PM   
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LMAO

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 1:18:22 PM   
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Single bloke Sunday Lunch

Ingredients
Beer.
Scooby snacks
Newspaper.

What??? no TV?

oh yeah,.. i forgot that few men can multi-task (read and watch tv at the same time)..

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 1:29:05 PM   
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Sweet Potato Cheesecake

Filling
3 pkgs (8 oz each) cream cheese
1 c. sugar
4 large eggs
3 egg yolks
3 Tbsp flour
2 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp ginger
1 c. whipping cream
1 1/2 c. sweet potatoes, mashed
Crust
2 c. finely crushed graham cracker crumbs
1/2 c. melted butter
1/4 c. finely chopped pecans

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Combine crust ingredients thoroughly & press into 10" springform pan.

Beat cream cheese, sugar and eggs until smooth. Beat in flour, cinnamon and ginger. Beat in cream and well-mashed sweet potatoes on medium spead of a hand-held mixer until just well-combined.

Pour batter onto crust. Bake at 42 degrees for 15 minutes. Lower heat to 275 degrees and bake for 1 hour longer. Turn heat off and leave in the oven to cool for several hours, or cool on a wire rack (in pan).

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RE: Get your recipes in! (kickoff of Stella getting kno... - 12/3/2011 1:38:11 PM   
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I'll have you know that I can multitask. Just this morning I stretched, yawned, farted & scratched my humongous bollocks all at the same time.
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Single bloke Sunday Lunch

Ingredients
Beer.
Scooby snacks
Newspaper.

What??? no TV?

oh yeah,.. i forgot that few men can multi-task (read and watch tv at the same time)..



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