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JanahX -> Drive by Doms (11/30/2011 6:47:35 PM)

Today seems to be a big day here in Houston for "drive-by-doms". I've been hit up by four different guys stating that "They are here in Houston for business, layovers, driving through, here to visit so and so -" and mail me to see if I want to meet them for a drink - dinner -& MORE.

Thats all fine and dandy ... except for the fact, I dont know them from S H I T. No pics, no prior conversation, nada. Just Mr. Master-Dom Random -looking for something live, free and delivers ... shit mother fuckers, =you cant even get a pizza/delivered for free.

I have been giving out a random google picked Houston Escort phone number, to help these poor saps and point them in the right direction. Maybe if they aint as broke as I know they are, they can get on their way to glory.


I am forever helpful ... :o)

How do you HELP guys (girls?) like this?

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Killerangel -> RE: Drive by Doms (11/30/2011 8:42:59 PM)

Omg, I can't stand that. Why yes Mr Horny, I'd love to provide you with a great time on your business trip so then you can go back to the wife all comfy like. I also love it when guys from other states write and ask if you are interested in meeting with them and when you point out the obvious distance they say "Oh, but I travel that way all the time.I'd be able to see you twice a month." Then are disappointed when I say no, I'd like a real relationship with someone who will be around more than that, they honestly don't seem to get it. Come to think of it that's a great peeve for the peeve thread.




Delilya -> RE: Drive by Doms (11/30/2011 8:52:01 PM)

I give them the number to dial a prayer.




LafayetteLady -> RE: Drive by Doms (11/30/2011 8:52:28 PM)

A couple of weeks ago, some guy (all of 18 no less) wrote to me asking if I wanted to meet for sex. You at least got an offer of drinks or dinner, lol.

Anyway, I wrote back, said, "sure, meet me at 'xxxxx' at 3:00, we'll have a great time." The address was a local strip joint. He wrote back asking why I wouldn't meet as his place. "Gee, because maybe I wasn't going to meet you at all, jackass, but send you on a wild goose chase."

He actually apologized for bothering me.




HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Drive by Doms (11/30/2011 9:23:36 PM)

I explain to them very nicely that I don't do guys, but that Hanners sometimes does.... [:D]




stellauk -> RE: Drive by Doms (11/30/2011 9:31:37 PM)

This is why I've given up completely when it comes to relationships. Most people just want the shortcuts or the one thing, I'm noticing more and more people seeing others in almost purely utilitarian terms and I've reached the point where I just can't handle the drama or the baloney any more.

I mean, you can't win. You want to correspond, you're wasting time, you don't even get the chance to meet for coffee and then there's people wanting 'verification' via webcam, chat and God knows what else. Generally I find that if it involves more than a couple of sentences in an e-mail or a five minute phone call most people just can't be bothered.

I mean, it's not like any of us come out of some vending machine, is it?




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 1:29:11 AM)

I guess a lot of them do assume that sub women are oversexed and very easy, or we just fall all over ourselves at any sort of self-proclaimed "dominance?" We're just sorta waiting around for any RandomDom4U to grace us with his powerful seed?

LillyBoPeep, eternally in service to any Tom, Dick, or Harry.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 7:14:57 AM)

Hell, I'm a Domme now, and some male Dom from California wrote to me the other day wanting me to "make a fraternity pledge my slave for a weekend" and that "There are no limits." He wanted me to do all sorts of shit to that 18 yr old that, non-consensually, would be called assault and rape. I said "HELL NO!" and reported him to CM. To this day, I don't know if he was serious or if it was all wank fodder. It sounded like wank fodder to me but, regardless, I don't do non-consensual or no limits AND I don't get involved with strangers. There are some real asshats out there!

NBMG




Iamsemisweet -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 7:19:39 AM)

It must work sometimes Janah, or they wouldn't keep doing it




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 7:48:58 AM)

I tell them how much I cost. If that doesn't work I ask them about that no limits thing and if they have issues with bleeding(a lot). I don't normally hear from them after that.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 8:30:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

I tell them how much I cost. If that doesn't work I ask them about that no limits thing and if they have issues with bleeding(a lot). I don't normally hear from them after that.

I love it!!




GimpinDenial -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 3:56:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep
I guess a lot of them do assume that sub women are oversexed and very easy, or we just fall all over ourselves at any sort of self-proclaimed "dominance?" We're just sorta waiting around for any RandomDom4U to grace us with his powerful seed?


Wait, wait..........wait.

Are you telling me that you ladies aren't???

<throws up hands in disgust>
All my time and effort wasted for nothing.
Now I am going to have to delete my "other" profile I have been using to rope you ladies in under my spell.

<runs off to the corner to brainstorm another way>




kalikshama -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 3:59:44 PM)

I used to get that so much when I lived in FL that I added this line to my profile:

Local guys only. If you are looking for kink during your trip to Florida, please visit: http://www.commandperformance.net/




MissAsylum -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 4:06:13 PM)

I actually gave the address to the downtown police station before. Told them to tell the person at the desk and they will help you out.


I was called a sick fuck the next day lol.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 4:27:41 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

I actually gave the address to the downtown police station before. Told them to tell the person at the desk and they will help you out.


I was called a sick fuck the next day lol.

Now THAT'S a good idea!!!!




LadyConstanze -> RE: Drive by Doms (12/1/2011 4:49:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

I actually gave the address to the downtown police station before. Told them to tell the person at the desk and they will help you out.


I was called a sick fuck the next day lol.


I might do that in the future, so far I thanked them that they don't buy into the usual panic about rather harmless herpes and that I'm sure it's not contagious, oddly enough I never hear from them again. And for the record, nope, no herpes, not even cold sores, but they don't know that!




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