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This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:05:44 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		I have just been informed that this is a bdsm site and anyone with pictures of anything other than what they wish to inspect should remove themselves and their pictures. (Talking about anything other than bdsm is for later.) I found that ironic coming from someone that just posted about unsuccessful sex with no bdsm included and someone that did tell me that dildo's should come with a string because one got lost in his submissives ass and I better go read masters and doms profiles to learn to be a femdom.

To top it off... a Collarme Activist posing as a woman telling on domina's that refused to validate who they were and highlighting a princess, that was really a man of age 49... called me an old hag and thought I would be insulted!  I mean, really! Then said I was a scammer!

So... I guess I don't belong here as I am no femdom, don't know how to dominate, am not totally all about bdsm and am an old hag. I was informed that this is not what the creators of this site intended this site to be... a dating site.

So to prove my dominance... (I am dominate! hehe) I insist that certain people come to my house, worship my feet, cook me dinner and let me plug their ass. I will accept applications, but may not read them all. Think that will work?


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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:10:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		This site sure gets its share of crackpots. lol

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:42:05 PM   
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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:43:06 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		ROFLMAO! 

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:45:39 PM   
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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:47:12 PM   
JanahX


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Status: offline 		I have doods that tell me I need to get on cam to prove that I am who I say I am.
LMFAO.

Of course I just laugh at them. Then they get all pissy and tell me they are going to report me.
Im like GO FOR IT.

I have one guy that keeps making up different profiles to tell me what a peice of shit I am.
I find that pretty amusing ... gotta be a living hell to wake up and be him every day.

So I think we all get our share of dumbasses ... but if youre anything like me, I find it funny stuff.

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:51:19 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Oh I find it funny! Has been a perfect end to a Sunday! I am getting more mail with funny haha's than I normally do and it just adds to it all!

I've yet to see any applications though...


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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:53:29 PM   
Real0ne


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Status: offline 		well then as your first act as a Domme in his life why not tell him to go fuck himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOWKbPDRdKw




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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:55:45 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		HA! I posted on my journal that the guys schmoozing with bottles of booze were not giving the best of impressions...some dude wrote to tell me that a person who had "flowers, baby nutria, and inanimate objects" as pictures had given up her right to comment.

I wrote back to tell him that they are baby CAPYBARA! Sheesh. Learn your rodents!!

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 7:59:09 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		ROFL... we must stop hanging out with the same guys LadyHib!

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 8:01:08 PM   
Lockit


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ORIGINAL: Real0ne

well then as your first act as a Domme in his life why not tell him to go fuck himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOWKbPDRdKw





I told him he couldn't use farting as a debate tool. (He was talking out his ass and besides that... he already had one unsuccessful sex act today, I didn't want him suicidal.)


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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 8:13:27 PM   
lizi


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Status: offline 		Lol....I am always bemused by the guys who tell me with great vehemence what Collarme is. A dating site, a BDSM site, a hookup site - they're always so firmly entrenched in their idea and it's the only thing there is, no one else is right. It's like their mission in life is to prove everyone else wrong. That is so attractive!

I read a profile yesterday that said the person writing it had come to the conclusion that 90% of the people on here were fake and anyone who wasn't should meet him for coffee at xyz coffeehouse to prove that there were real people here. What the heck? Who gives a rip what some random guy thinks, and why meet him to prove something TO HIM? I don't get it- we should all waste our time for what again? He's a legend in his own mind I guess. Sheesh.

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 8:14:17 PM   
JanahX


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Status: offline 		todays ha-ha funny was:

some guy asked me if I slept nude. So I asked him back - what does that matter to you?
He stated back that: Its a well known fact, that women that sleep naked are better and hotter in the bedroom.
He then went on to add to that, that women that walk around the house naked are more confident and sexier.

I asked him to site the source that he got that educational information from.


Of course I never heard from him again ...

... until he makes a new sock.. Im sure.

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 9:19:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

todays ha-ha funny was:

some guy asked me if I slept nude. So I asked him back - what does that matter to you?
He stated back that: Its a well known fact, that women that sleep naked are better and hotter in the bedroom.
He then went on to add to that, that women that walk around the house naked are more confident and sexier.

I asked him to site the source that he got that educational information from.


Of course I never heard from him again ...

... until he makes a new sock.. Im sure.


How well known a fact it is or isn't is beyond me, but I like doing both, and in my case, his suppositions are true!

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 9:25:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

So to prove my dominance... (I am dominate! hehe) I insist that certain people come to my house, worship my feet, cook me dinner and let me plug their ass. I will accept applications, but may not read them all. Think that will work?



Filling out an application now. Do you mind if I wear a latex maid's outfit while I cook you dinner?


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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 9:29:51 PM   
tazzygirl


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quote:

and in my case, his suppositions are true!


And in mine, completely false.

You must always remember that some women act in accordance to the wishes of the men in their lives. Mine prefers me not to be naked all the time. People look at me funny when I try and get on the bus that way.



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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/27/2011 9:34:15 PM   
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He stated back that: Its a well known fact, that women that sleep naked are better and hotter in the bedroom.



What???!!!  I was told it's a well-known fact that women who match their bras and panties every day are better and hotter in the bedroom.


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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/28/2011 4:44:47 AM   
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quote:

Its a well known fact, that women that sleep naked are better and hotter in the bedroom. He then went on to add to that, that women that walk around the house naked are more confident and sexier.


OMG, that's so funny! I wonder what he'd say about me being naked all the time in Florida and bundled in layers in Massachusetts? I like to sleep with the window open and it's in the 30s at night these days.

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RE: This is a bdsm site, go away vanilla! Hehe - 11/28/2011 6:52:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		I sleep in a nightgown because winter is coming up.  Can't stand the thought of jammies (got a pair in my dresser, too small) since I was a kid.

Besides, I like my legs uncovered.


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