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From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 11:07:07 AM

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Plea Deal In Case Of Naked 71-Year-Old "Chick" Busted For Back Seat Buick Sex

The 71-year-old Michigan woman arrested last month after police found her naked and having sex with a younger male companion in the back seat of her Buick was fined $585 and sentenced to a probationary term after she pleaded no contest today to a misdemeanor charge.

Rita Daniels entered her plea to a disorderly intoxication count this morning in District Court in Farmington Hills. Prosecutors dismissed an indecent exposure charge that had been filed against the septuagenarian following her September 3 arrest with Tim Adams.

Adams, 54, today also entered a no contest plea to disorderly intoxication (and had an indecent exposure charge dropped by prosecutors). He was placed on a year’s probation (like Daniels), fined $785, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service.

As detailed in a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels and Adams (who was also nude) were discovered trysting inside the vehicle (license plate: DIVA 145), which was parked in front of a pair of restaurants. The car was rocking gently and its windows had steamed over, noted Officer Andrew Morche.

After opening the Buick’s passenger door to break up the Saturday evening clinch, Morche asked the naked pair what they were doing. Adams provided a succinct reply: “I’m fucking this chick."

I only posted this because I found the photo a little bit disturbing, but in a good way...

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 11:10:47 AM

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DAMN, she looks happy in that mugshot doesn't she?

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 11:11:52 AM

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What stories she's gonna have to tell her great-grandkids, hah?

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 11:22:19 AM

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The next paragraph talks about how they went out to the Buick after they met for a few drinks...

I wonder how many drinks

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 11:59:16 AM

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The next paragraph talks about how they went out to the Buick after they met for a few drinks...

I wonder how many drinks

Lookin at both of em. A fuckin BUNCH.

Did anyone else notice the license plate # in the article? DIVA145.

Reckon it was her car?

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 12:22:50 PM

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On the one hand I'm happy for her.
On the other, I wouldn't want to be the person who happened upon that Buick...

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 3:28:15 PM

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DAMN, she looks happy in that mugshot doesn't she?

Of course she is! She's drunk and thinking "I was having me some sex!" Who knows? Maybe she swings both ways and was hoping to get some female action in the holding pen, lol.

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 3:53:48 PM

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I love the diference in their expressions. Hers Is so damned happy... his is more, o shit.

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 5:41:00 PM

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Loved his reply when asked what he was up to.

[Adams provided a succinct reply: “I’m fucking this chick."]

He was hardly in a state of mind, or dress come to that, to say anything else.

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 5:53:57 PM

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I wonder if he's married (with kids).. yeah, o shit all right, try explaining it to family, friends and your employer why you need time off to go to court & do community service... not to mention your pic in the paper and all over the internet!!!

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/21/2011 6:48:24 PM

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I say good for them that they're still doing it. Esp for her in her 70s!

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/26/2011 8:17:54 PM

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Well, cops are trained to handle most anything, lolol!! I just hope I'm going strong in another 10 years ( +).............

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/27/2011 4:39:52 AM

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On the other, I wouldn't want to be the person who happened upon that Buick...

If you 'happen upon' a gently rocking car with the windows all steamed up, it's entirely up to you whether or not you choose to try and look inside. If you do, then your motives are probably suspect.

Sometimes you'll get a couple of gorgeous young things. Hooray you. Sometimes you'll get a couple of less gorgeous or less young (or both) things.

Sometimes you'll get someone in their seventies.

That's the way the cookie crumbles!

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/27/2011 5:05:16 AM

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/27/2011 5:07:29 AM

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that made me laugh out loud!

Although hopefully next time she'll find somewhere a little more...discreet...to get the shaggin' wagon bouncing!

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/27/2011 5:10:36 AM

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I say good for them that they're still doing it. Esp for her in her 70s!

I agree!

That said, don't Michigan cops have better things to do, like arrest the drug dealers in Detroit? Disorderly intoxication implies that the couple was being a nuisance. The day that making out in a car becomes a crime is the day we lose half the nation's youths.

And charging them with public nudity is sketchy. The windows were fogged, FFS. If they're not visible, the charge is ridiculous.

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/27/2011 2:12:09 PM

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I remember when I first saw this story come out and it just made me smile. I was all........"Yayyyyyyyyyyyy for her!!!" And yeah, the facial expressions just cracked me up.

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/27/2011 5:45:45 PM

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You GO girl!

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/28/2011 4:48:44 PM

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Plea Deal In Case Of Naked 71-Year-Old "Chick" Busted For Back Seat Buick Sex

The 71-year-old Michigan woman arrested last month after police found her naked and having sex with a younger male companion in the back seat of her Buick was fined $585 and sentenced to a probationary term after she pleaded no contest today to a misdemeanor charge.

Rita Daniels entered her plea to a disorderly intoxication count this morning in District Court in Farmington Hills. Prosecutors dismissed an indecent exposure charge that had been filed against the septuagenarian following her September 3 arrest with Tim Adams.

Adams, 54, today also entered a no contest plea to disorderly intoxication (and had an indecent exposure charge dropped by prosecutors). He was placed on a year’s probation (like Daniels), fined $785, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service.

As detailed in a City of Farmington Police report, Daniels and Adams (who was also nude) were discovered trysting inside the vehicle (license plate: DIVA 145), which was parked in front of a pair of restaurants. The car was rocking gently and its windows had steamed over, noted Officer Andrew Morche.

After opening the Buick’s passenger door to break up the Saturday evening clinch, Morche asked the naked pair what they were doing. Adams provided a succinct reply: “I’m fucking this chick."

I only posted this because I found the photo a little bit disturbing, but in a good way...

Old people get horny too.

(I'm only hoping she had copious amounts of makeup on......like about 700 bucks worth).

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RE: From the 'Sex after Seventy' department: - 10/28/2011 4:53:57 PM

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Just read this...criminy. how did I miss this stunning tidbit of local news?

And JEEEEZ park the damn car somewhere private!!

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