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xxblushesxx -> The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 12:05:30 PM)

Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!

http://consumerist.com/2011/09/american-family-association-doesnt-want-you-to-taste-ben-jerrys-schweddy-balls.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

From "one million moms" "Ben & Jerry's announced their newest ice cream flavor which sounds anything but appealing. Schweddy Balls is the best they could come up with. The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket...

In the past, Ben & Jerry's has released controversial ice creams, like a special edition of Chubby Hubby called Hubby Hubby last year which celebrated gay marriage. It seems that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben & Jerry's."

I have to have me some Schweddy Balls!!!



Marc2b -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 12:34:49 PM)

I'd be willing to try Schweddy Balls... but I draw the line at Chef's Big Chocolate Salty Balls.



Djducati -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 1:05:33 PM)

Lol love it!



LafayetteLady -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 2:07:48 PM)

I have to agree it doesn't sound appealing but these people seem to just need something to complain about.



Buzzzz -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 3:52:15 PM)

love the sketch from SNL with Alec Baldwin !!!



YSG -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 3:57:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I'd be willing to try Schweddy Balls... but I draw the line at Chef's Big Chocolate Salty Balls.

But... its just so... Funky!



[:D]



pahunkboy -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 5:01:51 PM)

I agree with them. 



MissImmortalPain -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/22/2011 7:11:03 PM)

I'm not sure why anything that comes out of two stoned hippies high on ice cream shocks anyone *oh* and I know how to make Chocolate Salty Balls. My boys all say they are good in ice cream too.



siamsa24 -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/23/2011 3:38:47 PM)

I won't buy it, but only because I don't care for malt balls, otherwise it would be in my freezer right now!



NocturnalStalker -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/23/2011 3:43:22 PM)

Back in my day you had chocolate or vanilla.

And you liked it.



xxblushesxx -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/23/2011 6:09:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: siamsa24

I won't buy it, but only because I don't care for malt balls, otherwise it would be in my freezer right now!


If I find it I'll stock up. But I hardly look in the ice cream aisle.



littlewonder -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/23/2011 6:17:52 PM)

sounds gross



pahunkboy -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/23/2011 7:15:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Back in my day you had chocolate or vanilla.

And you liked it.



and strawberry!



Termyn8or -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/23/2011 7:23:26 PM)

Strawberry ? You don't even like cherry !

So did you try that new flavor yet or not ? I can't give a review because I don't eat sugar. The only icecream I'll eat has honey instead, and it is expensive as fuck. I mean around ten bucks a quart. Lucky I don't have a sweet tooth, beer is much cheaper.

T^T



LadyHibiscus -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/23/2011 8:20:16 PM)

I don't like crunchy stuff in my ice cream, but I heart Ben & Jerry's!



poise -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/24/2011 5:54:13 AM)

I've had better tasting schweddy balls ice cream than Ben & Jerry's,
but they make their section of the ice cream cooler so much fun!



SternSkipper -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/24/2011 10:30:30 AM)

quote:

I'd be willing to try Schweddy Balls... but I draw the line at Chef's Big Chocolate Salty Balls.


Advice -
  If ya go over hunky's anytime and he offers you schweddy balls ... THOS AREN'T SCHWEDDY BALLS.. DON'T[:D]



DesFIP -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/24/2011 3:16:57 PM)

They add a candy in ball shape to ice cream and name it after the guy who invented the candies. They're going around looking for things that are improper only in their own minds.

I like chocolate malted milk balls so personally I'd try it.



TreasureKY -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/24/2011 6:06:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

They add a candy in ball shape to ice cream and name it after the guy who invented the candies. They're going around looking for things that are improper only in their own minds.

I like chocolate malted milk balls so personally I'd try it.



To be fair, Des... it isn't just "in their own minds", and the ice cream isn't named after the guy who invented any candy. 

Ben & Jerry's ode to a classic Saturday Night Live sketch comedy



thishereboi -> RE: The American Family Association Does Not Want You to Wrap Your Lips Around... (9/25/2011 6:35:48 AM)

Shit like that makes me want to go out and buy some ice cream. Right after I call B&J and tell them how much I love their product and support them.



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