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Bring out your dead. - 9/18/2011 8:07:29 AM

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/18/2011 8:43:24 AM

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/18/2011 2:36:02 PM

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Jeffery the deadmost buddy
Had no response like you'd suppose
and if you ever saw him
You would have to say he's gross

Who'd off a beloved buddy?
Who's the one that is to blame?
Who'd wanna get poor Jeffery?
Will we ever learn his name?

On some dreary summer's eve
Someone came to prey
Jeffery was just froze in fright
And he wound up slain that night

Then Robert had to load him
In the Lincoln so carefully
Showed off his deadmost buddy
Quite a party guy was he

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/18/2011 9:19:37 PM

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They belong on America's stupidest criminals. If the guy is dead you just get the damn money, as much as you can, buy as much shit as you can and get rid of the stiff.

Geez, ya gotta tell some people everything. How hard is it to figure out that it's not good to get caught with a dead corpse ? (I phrased it that way because I have known a few live corpses)

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/18/2011 10:36:05 PM

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They belong on America's stupidest criminals. If the guy is dead you just get the damn money, as much as you can, buy as much shit as you can and get rid of the stiff.

Geez, ya gotta tell some people everything. How hard is it to figure out that it's not good to get caught with a dead corpse ? (I phrased it that way because I have known a few live corpses)

You have no sense of humor.

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/18/2011 10:42:24 PM

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No sense of humor ! ? ! ? ! ?

I laugh at funerals, I'd have a blast at a genocide, are you kidding me ? I have a bunch of crucifixion jokes.

Youse people just don't bring it out in me.

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/19/2011 3:30:31 AM

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*hands T a dictionary to help him understand the definition of the word "corpse"*

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/19/2011 9:10:24 AM

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You have no sense of humor.

It's Sour Grapes cause Termy got beat to the punch

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RE: Bring out your dead. - 9/19/2011 10:24:34 PM

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Huh ? I didn't punch anyone.

I have no sense of humer ? HA.

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