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Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end the... - 9/16/2011 4:29:25 AM   
Masta808


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Status: offline 		Anyone who has been watching the news lately knows that Texas is suffering from a massive drought and wildfires. No its not caused by Climate Change. No its Not caused God wanting divine retribution on Texas because of gays, come on its Texas. Things like this just happen. So then Rick Perry decided to hold a massive prayer session to God for rain on April 22 - April 24, 2011. Instead God had other plans and decide to send Hurricane Irene full of water into the East Coast on Aug 29, 2011.

Thanks to Pat Robertson, Pope Benedict and others we know that Hurricanes and other acts of God was divine retribution for homosexuality, abortions, and other offensives that made god mad. After all God did target the wicked city of New Orleans. It also looked like God was preparing another divine retribution to Louisiana for all their sins but instead showed mercy.

The only conclusion I can draw from all this is that Hurricane Irene was sent to the east coast because they legalized gay marriage. It seems to me that God is to busy punishing sinners that God is unable to Answer Texas Prayers. Instead Texas should move to the top of God's list by legalizing gay marriage. Then maybe just maybe God will send a Hurricane to Texas to relieve them of their drought. Its is big risk though, God could send a Earthquake instead. Its your choice Texas.


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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 7:16:59 AM   
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The bearded King of the Universe, dressed in His trademark flowing white robe and carrying a lightning bolt, spoke to reporters at New York’s Hyatt Grand Central for forty-five minutes in a press conference specifically called to denounce the televangelist.

The Almighty categorically denied using natural disasters in the past to punish gays, Haitians, and other targets of Rev. Robertson’s scorn.

“Oh, please,” He said. “That’s just weather.”

On another topic, God attempted to put distance between Himself and the presidential candidacy of Gov. Rick Perry of Texas: “Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.”

The Borowitz Report

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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 7:59:22 AM   
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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 8:50:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh please. All these natural disasters are caused by the reduction in the numbers of pirates in the world, according to the Pastafarians.

Don't forget, Talk Like a Pirate Day is Monday, September 19th!!


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You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.


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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 9:14:14 AM   
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Another asshole finds his way to P and R.


I say we marry him off to Raccoon or whatever his name is.



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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 9:32:43 AM   
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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 9:40:01 AM   
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I have to wonder if the OP is channeling Jerry Falwell.


Maybe for his next act he can channel the minister who orders up meth and a young boy to his room when he;s on the road.
Or did Michel Bachmann's husband get ahold of that guy and 'cure' him?



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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 10:31:41 AM   
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nice try but sorry no cigar massa, snickers
edited to add..hey chaps, I think hes cute, can I keep him??

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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 11:25:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Hes funny... if you look up his posts, hes a fun guy
nice try but sorry no cigar massa, snickers
edited to add..hey chaps, I think hes cute, can I keep him??


I m not a smoker. No thanks.

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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 12:07:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		who was asking you.... Ididnt say it would be consensual!

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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 1:14:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

who was asking you.... Ididnt say it would be consensual!


figures someone would want to try and rape me on this site.

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RE: Maybe Texas should....legalize Gay Marriages to end... - 9/16/2011 1:24:59 PM   
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