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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/13/2011 11:28:31 PM   
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Wow, everyone's usually so understanding of other kink...

Awwwww.  They're so cute when they're new.


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 1:49:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		OP, once you get your technique right, you should contact the producers of Man vs. Food and pitch an idea for a spin-off.




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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:09:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist

OP, once you get your technique right, you should contact the producers of Man vs. Food and pitch an idea for a spin-off.


OMG...that is just sooo bad! :D


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:21:33 AM   
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OP, once you get your technique right, you should contact the producers of Man vs. Food and pitch an idea for a spin-off.


OMG...that is just sooo bad! :D



"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:23:53 AM   
DeviantlyD


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ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist

OP, once you get your technique right, you should contact the producers of Man vs. Food and pitch an idea for a spin-off.


OMG...that is just sooo bad! :D



"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"



Big appetite for....preserved semen? *bleh*

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:26:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD


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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD


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ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist

OP, once you get your technique right, you should contact the producers of Man vs. Food and pitch an idea for a spin-off.


OMG...that is just sooo bad! :D



"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"



Big appetite for....preserved semen? *bleh*


Not me personally. I'm just saying they should use the same catch line from the intro to Man vs. Food when the OP's future smash hit is produced.


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:28:28 AM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		OMG...I get it now...eww, ewww and EWWWWWWWW!!!!! *LOL*

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:46:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Post deleted because that one really was going too far.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:49:23 AM   
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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:52:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Okay, apparently YOU didn't think it was going too far. :D


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:54:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		On the one hand, I'm better off not knowing, but on the other hand, I have an insatiable curiosity. :D

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 2:55:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dude, I'm the (re)-inventor of the Dirty Martini.

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 3:00:15 AM   
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Dude, I'm the (re)-inventor of the Dirty Martini.


Remind me never to have drinks at your place. :D

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 3:04:56 AM   
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"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"

I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show.  Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable.  Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that?


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 3:12:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

On the one hand, I'm better off not knowing, but on the other hand, I have an insatiable curiosity. :D


I'd tell you, but I don't want to get banned for a TOS violation. (And no, that's not meant to make you go even more crazy with curiosity, though I know you will.)


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 3:13:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist
"I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!"

I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show.  Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable.  Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that?


Aside from that question, I can't help wonder how sore his dick would be. I also wonder if there would ever be a possibility of the pace of whacking off exceeding the rate of replenishment. In other words, could he get to a point of coming up (no pun intended) dry? *LOL*


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 3:15:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

On the one hand, I'm better off not knowing, but on the other hand, I have an insatiable curiosity. :D


I'd tell you, but I don't want to get banned for a TOS violation. (And no, that's not meant to make you go even more crazy with curiosity, though I know you will.


Naw, I won't go too crazy. I'm tired and I'm going to bed.


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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 3:26:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		This reminds me of a time some friends and I were chatting, and the guys kept trying harder and harder to gross the women out by talking about semen in the mouth. One woman finally stood up in disgust, saying she wouldn't eat mayonnaise for a week. I benignly said it was a wise choice to limit herself to cum, as it would no doubt do wonders for her figure. She looked like she wanted to punch me with brass knuckles, not just slap me so my ears rang. What is it with some women and their inability to appreciate a wit?




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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 3:39:11 AM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		That reminds me of parasitology class when I was taking Med Micro. I couldn't eat pasta for a month. :D

Off to sleep now. :)

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RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play wi... - 9/15/2011 6:16:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		So, do you also have some ice cube trays at your house that are only used for making ice? You know, the kind with just water? If not, I would HATE to go to a cocktai party at your house.
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AND, once frozen, they can go into a Zip-Lock bag, allowing more to be frozen without having dozens of half-filled trays taking up space.

As to getting it HOT, well, your cubes will still melt up and get as warm as you want with double boiler methhod, just faster.


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