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eleveninchgirth -> Oranges (8/22/2011 8:41:33 AM)
greetings fellow kinksters having just consumed a very shlerpy orange I got to thinking as one does . How do you eat your orange ,do you peal it , with a knife ,with your fingers, do you take it all off, do you cut it across or from the top ? How do you eat your oranges RON[8D]

windchymes -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 8:47:50 AM)
I dig my thumbnail in and peel it all around, seeing if I can get it all off in one piece. I usually don't, but it's fun trying, and after it is all off in pieces, then I obsessively peel all that white inner layer of gunk off, trying to get as much off as I can. Then I split it in half and then sections. Then I like to split the sections down the middle and peel that skin off and just eat the pulp. (If I'm in public, I skip that step, just eat the sections whole, but I don't like to.) I eat grapefruit the same way.

LaTigresse -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 8:49:16 AM)
I make a slice through the skin with a knife then use a soup spoon to peel it.

windchymes -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 8:51:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I make a slice through the skin with a knife then use a soup spoon to peel it. Oh geez, you probably put gloves on to do gardening, too! [;)]

poise -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 8:55:25 AM)
I'm a stick in your thumb and twist it all around kind of girl myself. [8D]

LanceHughes -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 8:56:40 AM)
HUH? peal - Definition of peal at YourDictionary.com noun. the loud ringing of a bell or set of bells. a set of tuned bells; chimes; carillon; the ringing of changes on such a set of bells ... // Lance thinks you meant "peel" //

Hillwilliam -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 8:59:58 AM)
Depends on the type of orange. If the skin is hard to remove, I just slice it into wedges and eat out all the juicy goodness. Otherwise, I peel.

LaTigresse -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 9:10:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I make a slice through the skin with a knife then use a soup spoon to peel it. Oh geez, you probably put gloves on to do gardening, too! [;)] Only when I am pulling stinging nettle out of the rose bushes flower bed. Or using the pick to break up rock hard clay gravel combo. Otherwise naaaawwww......

windchymes -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 9:11:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I make a slice through the skin with a knife then use a soup spoon to peel it. Oh geez, you probably put gloves on to do gardening, too! [;)] Only when I am pulling stinging nettle out of the rose bushes flower bed. Or using the pick to break up rock hard clay gravel combo. Otherwise naaaawwww...... Yeah, and thistle too, I'm with ya there!

pahunkboy -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 10:26:49 AM)
my tongue dances on it- my lips- I suck it... and feels soooo good.

NuevaVida -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 11:53:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes I dig my thumbnail in and peel it all around, seeing if I can get it all off in one piece. I usually don't, but it's fun trying, and after it is all off in pieces, then I obsessively peel all that white inner layer of gunk off, trying to get as much off as I can. Then I split it in half and then sections. Then I like to split the sections down the middle and peel that skin off and just eat the pulp. (If I'm in public, I skip that step, just eat the sections whole, but I don't like to.) I eat grapefruit the same way. This! Except for peeling the skin off. But I think it's fun trying to get the entire peel off in once piece, too. I eat a lot of fruit at my desk at work. If I had a knife at my desk I'd probably kill somebody, so no knives for my fruit. [:D]

LanceHughes -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 1:51:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida <snipped>I eat a lot of fruit at my desk at work. If I had a knife at my desk I'd probably kill somebody, so no knives for my fruit. [:D] But, but what a GREAT alibi you would have. "Did defendant bring a knife purposefully to work?" "No, your Honor." <insert "He had it Cummin'" from Chicago.>

Termyn8or -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 2:20:51 PM)
FR I just take a big bite out of it and swallow it. Then I rip the thing in half and kinda scrape the innards off with my teeth. When I'm done I wash my face. I know all the girls are wetting themselves over this but........ too bad. T^T

NuevaVida -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 2:57:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes <insert "He had it Cummin'" from Chicago.> He ran into my knife...he ran into my knife 10 times!

mnottertail -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 2:58:49 PM)
Damn......worst case of suicide I ever did see........... Sherriff JimBobBillyBoy

DesFIP -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 3:55:57 PM)
We have these weird plastic rings with what appears to be a thorn sticking up. Insert the thorn and rip down through the peel in several locations, then you can easily get the peel off. The kids love them. I use a knife and quarter the orange.

soul2share -> RE: Oranges (8/22/2011 9:08:05 PM)
Juice! The more pulp the better! The best juice I've ever had was in Cozumel, Mexico...you could almost chew it it had so much pulp!

LafayetteLady -> RE: Oranges (8/23/2011 12:03:55 AM)
I can't stand that white stuff left on oranges! Buy clementines instead. Peel easy, no pits, and you can do it in one peel almost all the time, lol.

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