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LadyConstanze -> Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 6:07:59 PM)
OK, so a few days ago I got this odd sounding CMail, apart from the message ("$8,000-$12,000 per month, 2-3 hours a day" - uhhh yeah right that smells not just like a dead fish, that smells like a giant dead fish) it was copy and paste job as the Hello Constanze was typed in another font than the rest of the message, comes from a red name without a profile, out of curiosity I ask what they mean, don't know many jobs who pay that for so little work and I'm always eager to hear a new scam... So the reply is that I need to go on Skype and what is my Skype address, OK, made a new Skype addy, some BS story about "her" managing financial mistresses and they all earn terribly well (uhu) but need dedication and also need to listen to the mistresses managing the group, and they receive a $2000 bonus for signing up... I was betting with myself how soon the "test cam show" would be happening... OK, first needed to verify I am female and the cam had to be on, fine, you got fun watching me drinking a cup of tea in my kitchen, cool, then - and you guessed it "Most requested activity is online face sitting" - oh as a financial Mistress? Really? They would teach me about that but I should present my ass, I did present a finger, oh yeah and her microphone and cam had unexplained troubles, ho hum, ha ha ha. Any bets that some HNG is getting a few free ass shows? Oh yeah, apparently I don't qualify for the $2000 sign up bonus as I can't follow orders, I mean which part of "Stupid scammer, do you really think somebody falls for that?" was slightly unclear and let "her" believe I was applying or even remotely considering it? Ha, and I just got a CMail that "she's" waiting for me on Skype or on Yahoo, lol. I think I was a bit too polite to HNG...

MissJana -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 6:12:39 PM)
OMG! That is tooooooo funny! [:D] It can be fun to fuck with scammers sometimes. LOL

LadyConstanze -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 6:17:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissJana OMG! That is tooooooo funny! [:D] It can be fun to fuck with scammers sometimes. LOL I was a bit bored, mind you, lost my bet with myself, I thought it would take 5 to 10 minutes to be asked for a free cam show - actually took about 20 because of all the "I am managing a dungeon in NYC, blah blah" and "We only have VIP subs and they spend a lot..." I asked for the dungeon and I am quite tempted to shoot them a mail with the Skype and Yahoo nicks of the scammer.

MissJana -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 6:20:16 PM)
You should report them just for funsies. [:)]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 6:22:10 PM)
They possibly won't do anything, but you know if you are having a mud pack on your face, it is actually fun to switch the cam on ROFL

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 6:36:44 PM)
i got that one a while back. hey, the "you're being reported as a man" twat is still running that scam, so somebody must be falling for this shit.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 6:41:52 PM)
Oh let me shoot you a PM and compare names...

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 8:20:15 PM)
I haven't received a scam c-mail in too long. I need to have some fun with a douchecanoe. [:D]

Edwynn -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/18/2011 9:33:31 PM)
~FR~ This coming from somebody who is never later than a third or fourth response that "you can just ask for a refund from CM if you have a gripe" is the funniest part of this whole thing.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 4:11:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Edwynn ~FR~ This coming from somebody who is never later than a third or fourth response that "you can just ask for a refund from CM if you have a gripe" is the funniest part of this whole thing. Having a bad day again and not getting the gist of it? Nothing new, dearest... Where did you miss that it wasn't a complaint and that I don't expect CM to do anything about it (nope, not a foot stomp and demanding immediate action, sorry to disappoint you but by now you should be used to it) or that I found it genuinely funny that the scammer thought people would be so gullible? Was that really so difficult that I had to explain it? I mean even to you... Sorry, apparently it is possible to overestimate the IQ of some people. But hey judging from all the negativity coming from you, the idea of somebody finding the attempted scam funny would of course elude you. So let me point it out (I try to use simple words) that I found it quite entertaining and I had great fun switching the cam on when I had a mud pack on my face, that I was perfectly aware that it would be a scam and out of a bit of boredom and a sense of mischief I was betting with myself how long it would take for the scammer to ask for a free cam show. Was that really so difficult? Of course you might prefer a rant, but I believe in being responsible for my own actions and I could easily just have pressed delete and block if it would have bothered me. It didn't it was a bit of entertainment. DOH! Now would you like to remove your foot from your mouth again?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 4:52:49 AM)
online face sitting? how does that work? he presses he face against the monitor while you press your ass against the cam? hahaha

LadyConstanze -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 5:10:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep online face sitting? how does that work? he presses he face against the monitor while you press your ass against the cam? hahaha They would have explained all about that to me once I was "accepted", to be accepted to you have to "present ass", it was freaking hilarious. I guess I will have bad dreams wondering what I could have learned and yeah, that I missed the 2K sign up bonus that they offered so that I know it's not a scam, of course they only offer that AFTER you went through the "tests". I'm thinking about this HNG sitting there thinking he has the perfect scam and most women just flash him the finger...

Edwynn -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 8:24:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: Edwynn ~FR~ This coming from somebody who is never later than a third or fourth response that "you can just ask for a refund from CM if you have a gripe" is the funniest part of this whole thing. Having a bad day again and not getting the gist of it? Nothing new, dearest... Where did you miss that it wasn't a complaint and that I don't expect CM to do anything about it (nope, not a foot stomp and demanding immediate action, sorry to disappoint you but by now you should be used to it) or that I found it genuinely funny that the scammer thought people would be so gullible? Was that really so difficult that I had to explain it? I mean even to you... Sorry, apparently it is possible to overestimate the IQ of some people. But hey judging from all the negativity coming from you, the idea of somebody finding the attempted scam funny would of course elude you. So let me point it out (I try to use simple words) that I found it quite entertaining and I had great fun switching the cam on when I had a mud pack on my face, that I was perfectly aware that it would be a scam and out of a bit of boredom and a sense of mischief I was betting with myself how long it would take for the scammer to ask for a free cam show. Was that really so difficult? Of course you might prefer a rant, but I believe in being responsible for my own actions and I could easily just have pressed delete and block if it would have bothered me. It didn't it was a bit of entertainment. DOH! Now would you like to remove your foot from your mouth again? Oh calm down. Sorry if it was taken as a swipe, I was (not successfully) trying to make a point of humor about it.

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 8:32:39 AM)
open your mouth and you put your left foot in you take your left foot out you put your right foot in... [:D]

Edwynn -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 8:36:04 AM)
Such negativity ... tsk tsk

flcouple2009 -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 9:37:00 AM)
If the scam *never* worked they would stop doing it. Scammers keep going because some not so bright people do what they wish.

housesub4you -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 9:52:00 AM)
Ahhhh yes the scammers. What a wonderful world it would be without them, but like the guy above me says, they would not be here it some people did not fall for it.

Charnegui -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 10:22:38 AM)
I would love to have me a scammer like that grinning plzzzzz gimme one, let me have some fun 2night? PS Tiggah I'll share with ya [;)]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 11:05:04 AM)
Awww thanks Charne, methinks the two of us could have a lot of fun with a scammer! [:D]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Most stupid CM scam so far (8/19/2011 12:46:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: flcouple2009 If the scam *never* worked they would stop doing it. Scammers keep going because some not so bright people do what they wish. Or they are desperate and they think 1 success in 100 tries might be worth it?

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