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outhere69 -> Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 11:35:47 AM)

A gentleman in Arizona blew a hole in his trouser snake and thigh when he tucked his fiancee's little pink pistol into the waistband of his pants.
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"He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood," Christopher, 26, told dispatchers.

One of them told Christopher to apply direct pressure with a dry towel or T-shirt - and avoid looking at the wound.

Too late.

"I did look at it," she told a dispatcher. "It's pretty bad."

Seto was hospitalized and later released.

You know, I bet there is some innovative piercing shop out there who could try something like....I dunno...putting a window in it, some wicked big barbell, etc.  Anyone else have ideas?



DarkSteven -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 11:46:23 AM)

My idea is for her to dump him and marry someone reasonably intelligent.  A loaded gun aimed at a crotch - geez, what could go wrong?



outhere69 -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 1:38:17 PM)

I bet the gun went off at the simple outrage at having to stare at this guy's trouser snake.  I mean, it was a lady's gun, right?  Being stuffed in a guy's pants must constitute sexual harassment, don'cha think?



popeye1250 -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 2:25:07 PM)

What's that saying about "Darwin?"



DomImus -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 3:12:23 PM)

Jim Rockford never had a problem with it.



soul2share -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 4:35:15 PM)

One New Year's Eve in Tulsa, OK, we were sitting around taking calls for the idiots shooting into the air at midnight, when we heard a cop come up yelling on the radio about a shooting. 

Redneck from Jenks, a neighboring town, was shooting his .22 like the rest of the idiots.....unfortunately for him, he either couldn't count, or forgot how many bullets were in the weapon, he jammed it in his waistband, and *pop*.....shot himself right thru the penis and into a testicle.  His friend threw him in the car and took off for the hospital.....cop stopped the speeding car, saw them in a panic, looked inside and and gave them an escort to the hospital.....blood everywhere, according to the officer.  At least he's only got half the chance to reproduce, cuz his gene pool needs some chlorine!

And our reaction when the officer told us the tale?  Well, being the sick individuals we were, we laughed our asses off!  Well, us females anyway....the guys just sort of grabbed themselves and turned various shades of green! 



outhere69 -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 4:38:21 PM)

*gigglesnort*

Uh, I mean, that's terrible!!  How could you guys be so heartless!!



soul2share -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 4:43:11 PM)

Moi?  Heartless?  NEVAH!!!!!  I care about my fellow man!!!  I was heartbroken to hear of his terrible accident!!!!

Forget it.....I couldn't type it with a straight face......yeah, I AM a heartless bitch!!!!!  Not only did I laugh, but I milked it for quite a few more crotch grabbing episodes with the guys!  Remind me sometime to tell you how they do a vasectomy....that'll clear a room in about 5 minutes!!!!!




TheShrew -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/14/2011 4:43:22 PM)

Let's face it, it could be worse .. someone could have run it through the disposal.
As is stands, {if it still does}, it's just an opportune moment for a P.A.



Termyn8or -> RE: Hole in the trouser snake! (8/15/2011 4:18:54 AM)

"marry someone reasonably intelligent"

Yeah from fucking where ?

My buddy Morris calls me up and I hadn't talked to hin for some time, we weren't on the outs but, well you know. He says "I shot myself". What ? No this dude was a Nazi Superman, but not with the anti Jew or anything shit. I mean he was proud of what he did and shit and would never put anyone down over bullshit, but being blue eyed and blonde haired he did call himself one of Hitler's Supermen. But, if you can understand he just wasn't an asshole about it, or anything really.

So he shot himself. He went to Steve's house, some neighbohood N_______s were fucking with Steve and Morris gets out his car (PU truck ctually) and jumps up on the matter. It's a S&W automatic. He fucking SWEARS (well to the day he died) that it was not chambered. He was fucking wrong because the bullet went into his leg, and came out ALOT bigger. I wish I had pictures. Gory lookin muthafuka ! I tell ya.

Know how to pack a gunshot wound ? I do, NOW, LOL.

Fuckin Morris went to the doc and the doc said "You know you really could've lost that proverbial left ball.........", Morris was not amused, but he did think. I think he carried revolvers after that.

Up until his death, in 1996. A tree jumped out in front of his car, wasting him, and a cousin of his employee at his business, who was from France, instantly. I was a pallbearer. He was a high mofo showing a dude from Franc a good time, up until that point I guess. I partyed with this MF and you just don't know. Blow two grand in one night for two people ? Morris considered that cheap.

Goddammit, some people can bring up memories and not run into this fucking death shit.l

Why ME ?

T^T



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