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sunshinemiss -> Watching a dog and cat and thinking... (8/14/2011 3:33:44 AM)

"I'd do it if I could." 

This thought has never entered MY mind of course.  Evidently it's such a concept that there are revered articles about it!

http://www.slate.com/id/2300733/




SuperHappyTime -> RE: Watching a dog and cat and thinking... (8/14/2011 3:39:30 AM)

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I did what many young males do, which of course is to place an empty paper-towel roll over my penis and suck hopefully upon the cardboard end.


Umm...clearly I missed something in my development.

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

"I'd do it if I could."


I'd insist on me eating plenty of pineapple and blueberries before I let me do that.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Watching a dog and cat and thinking... (8/14/2011 3:40:47 AM)

too many words for this hour. i'll try tomorrow



DeviantlyD -> RE: Watching a dog and cat and thinking... (8/14/2011 3:50:11 AM)

I remember a guy I was with...he could auto-do himself. Of course, he was young, flexible and had a nice lengthy thick dick. :D



windchymes -> RE: Watching a dog and cat and thinking... (8/14/2011 8:30:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SuperHappyTime

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I did what many young males do, which of course is to place an empty paper-towel roll over my penis and suck hopefully upon the cardboard end.


Umm...clearly I missed something in my development.



In that case, I'd recommend a cardboard tampon applicator.

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SuperHappyTime -> RE: Watching a dog and cat and thinking... (8/14/2011 9:03:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

In that case, I'd recommend a cardboard tampon applicator.

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..but, but I didn't mean

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LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Watching a dog and cat and thinking... (8/14/2011 10:51:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

he was young, flexible and had a nice lengthy thick dick. :D


This is all I saw on this entire thread. Was there more???



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