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Moonhead -> RE: Fave funny bits in horror films (8/8/2011 2:03:33 PM)
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If we're talking inadvertantly, rather than deliberately funny:
All of Razor Blade Smile (particularly whenever Eileen Daly has to deliver dialogue through a set of prosthetic vampire fangs apparently designed for somebody with a bigger mouth, or a greater ability to talk, or both)
Most of The Exorcist (you'd have to have a heart of stone not to piss yourself laughing at the pottymouth scenes)
Anthropophagous (anybody who wondered what sort of film Dario Argento would make if he'd been blinded and left brain damaged by a gunshot would to the head in his childhood should watch this, though I doubt even a blind, drooling Argento would come out with anything quite this bad)
Zombie Flesh Eaters (any film where the best bit is a close up of a splinter going into somebody's eye is in trouble, and the zombie vs shark wrestling match is funnier still)
Evil Tongue (anybody who wonder why Mindy Clarke didn't have much of a career after Return Of The Living Dead three should watch this: they'll soon realise that work dried up for the poor girl because people started pointing at her in the street and laughing after she did this heap of shit)
Altered State (the worst film Ken Russell has ever made: it ain't no Lair of the White Worm, put it that way)
Deadly Friend (I found this one a lot funnier than Wes Craven's "anybody who's ever paid to see one of my films before now is a retarded cunt who needs locking up" schtick in the fuckawful Scream. It has somebody's head crushed by a basketball...)
The Legend Of Hell House (a film where the big bad is the ghost of a man who was so insecure about being short that he had his legs cut off so he'd have an excuse to sit down all of the time)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (even funnier than the Mel Brooks or George Hamilton send ups: just check out those accents...)
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