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Funniest stories. - 8/5/2011 7:27:29 AM

Hillwilliam

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I didnt know where to put this. It could go into general D/S. It could go into Polls and Random or here. Mods, feel free to move it.

Here's the question. What is the FUNNIEST thing that has ever happened related to WIITWD. It could be a rope that broke, unexpected inlaw (or minister) visits, a toy that malfunctioned or turned on at a bad time, a case of the giggles during a needle play demo or public flogging.

We arent all perfect and serious.

I know theres some funny shit that has happened so give it up.

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RE: Funniest stories. - 8/5/2011 9:05:46 AM

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This creep kept sending me messages. Well, this is the internet. A lot of creeps send me messages. But this creep just KEPT sending messages. Over and over. Even when i didn't answer him. Then he found me on Fetlife and was sending me messages there. i was getting weirded out, because this creep was a local creep, instead of some creep on the other side of the country or something. And he just kept sending messages. So i blocked him. One of the only people i've ever blocked.

We met later at a demo. i had no idea who he was, since we'd never met. He turned out to be the nicest, most down to earth guy. Then i went home and found out it was the guy that i blocked. i'm his bottom now. He never lets me forget the fact that i blocked him.

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RE: Funniest stories. - 8/5/2011 9:19:38 AM

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my old boyfriend has a thing for pee....always wanting me to pee on him, though he was dominant in everything else. Anyway, i was willing but just couldn't make my body cooperate....no matter how badly i had to go (in his presence). So we got the bright idea that maybe if i was just sitting on something that would feel like a toilet, and i didn't think about it, it would just naturally happen. I went to Gander Mountain and bought a camping toilet, which is just like an open toilet seat on legs. I sat on that and he laid on the floor with his face underneath. I read a book to try to take my mind off of it. After a few minutes i guess he got impatient or he liked the view or something, because he grabbed the seat to raise his mouth up to me. Well that was really nice....it's his specialty....so i didn't object. After a few times of doing that, though, his added weight caused the seat to collapse...right onto his face. He had a nice curved cut (the shape of the toilet seat) across his forehead to explain to friends and family.

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RE: Funniest stories. - 8/5/2011 9:26:03 AM

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My mentor of long ago was a very pretty les Domme as well as one of my best friends. She was prob feeling sadistic and convinced Me to let her try out a new crop on me as she said I should know what it felt like from the other end. I figured, WTF, I'm a strong dude and she's like 5-2 105 how bad can it be. About the time I thought "be" I shrieked FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK that HURT. She looked and said "Fuck isnt a safe word but I'll let ya off" her sub came over and kissed my cheek and said "you wimp, I take 20 of those".

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RE: Funniest stories. - 8/5/2011 11:23:07 AM

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NYC.. (the original) Hellfire.

D. is an amazing woman.. to this day, there is absolutely NOTHING I would not do for her. She was my first Fem top. Second top, actually.

at Hellfire, they had what was known as the Mototcycle room (there was an old Harley Sportster on a pedestal in there). On the walls were shackles. D. was well known at Hellfire.

She took me in there, shackled me (with extra padding because I have very slender wrists), and proceeded to flog the shit outta me.. I was in HEAVEN!!!

unbeknownst to me, we had gathered quite teh audience... those of our group had taken chairs into the room (as small as it was) and gotten front row seats.. the dorrway was crowded with folks trying to watch (if there had been a fire at that point, it woulda been a disaster...).

When D was finished, I was just kinda drooped there, spacin'my happy little ass off, completely unaware of teh attention we had drawn...

UNTIL.... D grabbed a double handful of ice from somewhere and CLAPPED THOSE HANDS ONTO MY SIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my reaction?

YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which drew belly laughs from our bunch, and those who knew D... and (majority) GASPS and expressions of disapproval from the lookie-loos that were OH SO SERIOUS... LMAO!!!

D and I STILL laugh about that...

The BEST scene I've ever done/had so far, hands down...

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RE: Funniest stories. - 8/5/2011 11:32:59 AM

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Ya reminded Me of another one greeds.

Same mentor/friend. She was fairly well known around S FL and NOBODY had ever heard of the Hill dude. I walk into a room at an event where she is talking to friends, come up behind her and wrap a couple big arms around her waist, pick her up and let out My best Klingon GROWWWWWWWWWWWL as I bit her neck. She knew who it was so she purrrrrrrrrred and sunk back into me and her sub came kissed my cheek and said "hello Daddy".

Total fucking SILENCE in the room. Finally, the three of us started giggling about it and then absolutely laughed so hard we couldn't breathe and people were so confused until she introduced Me as her student.

I'm thinking (She never admitted it) that the above tale about trying out a crop was retaliation for this one.

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RE: Funniest stories. - 8/5/2011 11:47:30 AM

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Never say, "well thank you Captain Obvious!" to your Top while bound and helpless... That's all I'm gonna say.

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