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MaamJay -> RE: The Elusive HouseworkDom (7/3/2011 12:02:57 AM)
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Fun thread! But, they aren't entirely elusive. Master is becoming more and more a Housework Dom in the presence of my diminishing ability to perform such tasks without ending up in such agony that He then feels obliged to massage me for half an hour to render me once more moveable and capable of cooking His dinner. Of late, He is the One who has swept out our 5th wheeler van, taken the dustbuster brush to the carpet to pick up the half a cat that's stuck like glue to the fibres (way beyond the sucking power of our small vacuum cleaner), bent over double in the tiny toilet rooms to clean the toilets, and wriggled around on the bed trying to get the mattress topper back to the head end of the mattress, instead of it all congregating at the foot end! He's also sat and shivered in lonely caravan park laundries while i have been busy working on my thesis in my nice cosy office. In addition, He is the One who empties the toilet waste at every dump point, or worse still, has toted it in a wheeled tank and had to pour it out when we couldn't get the van near enough to the dump point to use the hose. He's the One who sets up the van, the water hoses, the grey water sullage and packs it all away again. He does ALL the driving too. He is also known to wash the dishes at times, and appear in my office with a sandwich and drink when i am really under the pump with my study. And when it is getting really late (after 9.30pm sometimes!), in desperation He offers to start tea ... which gets me out of my office, not because He's a bad cook (He's good) but because i am rather precious about anyone else cooking in my small van kitchen! He's also the One who did a 3 hour round trip to drive me to my conference in the city on Weds, looked after the furkids and Himself in my absence, slept really badly because i wasn't there to pull the bedclothes back when He stole them all (so He overheated LOL), and then did the 3 hour trip again in driving rain to collect me again yesterday. And He opens cans, bottles, packages etc that my hands can't manage well ... without Him i could easily dehydrate or starve or die from lack of medications since i can't get into the damn childproof bottles.
Omg, reading all that ... He deserves to be knighted ... i now dub Him Sir Adrian Master ... except He hates the title Sir LOL! i do know that i definitely could not be living this wonderful lifestyle without Him and i love Him to bits!
violet[A] aka Maam Jay
PS He has said though, that should MJ pull Her finger out and find a fantastic, fit live-in sub, that all bets ... and a lot of His workload ... are off!
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