LaTigresse
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Yes, in Iowa we have some really crazy weather compared to a lot of places. I remember when I was a kid, my parents had some friends visiting from California. They were born and bred Californians. The first time they had been to Iowa, a few years before, had been in January. January here can really suck ass. Cold, like below zero F. cold and that is not taking into consideration for wind chill. We get wind chill advisories of -20F to even -40F. And it's often time gray for days. You begin to wonder if the sun exists. So they decided that the next time they visited it would be in June or July. Coming from the LA area of California, they assumed it would be cooler here in Iowa due to the winter they had experienced a few years before but........not winter, so warmer. Our house had no AC. It is not unheard of for us to have several weeks of highs above 100F. And I remember one year we had a week solid where it did not dip below 100F. Which one used to the southwest might say something like..........'Pfffffft, that's nothing!" Until you toss in some 70-80% humidity and bloodthirsty mosquitoes. (those here in the more mid and eastern south totally get what I am saying, it's worse for them). Those LA dwellers were MISERABLE. Then, one night, we had a typical early summer thunderstorm. Sirens going off, things turning that funky weird green outside, the barometric pressure going all freaky. Crazy wild winds, then that creepy dead stillness that tells you to hang onto your ass cuz the shit is fixing to hit the fan. I thought that woman was going to shit herself. To her, an earthquake was nothing but a little old Iowa thunderstorm was the end of the world. They seriously could not believe the dramatic difference between January and June. They were sure it must just be a freak year. Nope, it's normal for here.
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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one! Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!
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