Hitting a bear is always a bad thing. It's uncommon for people to die immediately, but the car is always totaled and the bear will need to be put down.
Damn Skippy! That is a good one, one of the best witticisms I've read on these boards in a long time. It's a pity it's going to zoom right over the heads of most on here, but to those in the know...topical, current, subtle...top notch stuff dude!