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Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 5:56:04 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		I have no emails from hot babes who want to spend their days adoring me.

I would send emails to you, but...

It's pride that keeps me from saying this....(and I generally keep this to myself) but, I feel I must:

I have 19 kabillion dollars in the bank, and have zero debt.

My (27) houses in various locations around the world (smallest is 12,000 sf)...most are on coastal locations (on the water), with the exception of 2....on the Alps....the ski lifts (in both cases) start at my door....I have 12 assistants who work at each location (3 travel with me at all times on my personal 737, which by the way, is adorned with imported burl wood and butt warmers in every seat...imported leather)...and.....

(It's true)....I have a 9 inch dick.

And I can fuck for 3 hours straight.

(4, if I do math in my head while I'm fucking).

I'm just a down home kind of guy, looking for a good woman.

Hopeful.....


< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 6/8/2011 6:15:16 PM >
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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 6:59:06 PM   
Muttling


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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 7:05:34 PM   
playfulotter


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Status: offline 		Judging from your subject line..did you mean this...

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!"

Ughhh...I hope not!



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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 7:13:44 PM   
peachgirl


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Status: offline 		I'll hook up with you, but you have to pay my way from Nigeria by way of Egypt and ummm, Tunisia. yep, Tunisia.

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I'd like to take her out of her chains
Cause if I had my way with you baby
I would be changing your life today.
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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 7:19:45 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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From: Insanity & beyond
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have no emails from hot babes who want to spend their days adoring me.

I would send emails to you, but...

It's pride that keeps me from saying this....(and I generally keep this to myself) but, I feel I must:

I have 19 kabillion dollars in the bank, and have zero debt.

My (27) houses in various locations around the world (smallest is 12,000 sf)...most are on coastal locations (on the water), with the exception of 2....on the Alps....the ski lifts (in both cases) start at my door....I have 12 assistants who work at each location (3 travel with me at all times on my personal 737, which by the way, is adorned with imported burl wood and butt warmers in every seat...imported leather)...and.....

(It's true)....I have a 9 inch dick.

And I can fuck for 3 hours straight.

(4, if I do math in my head while I'm fucking).

I'm just a down home kind of guy, looking for a good woman.

Hopeful.....



I'm sorry, but no matter how you heat it up, burl wood is uncomfortable to sit on.


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Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 8:16:58 PM   
0ldhen


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And you found all this stuff in your leather bound yellow pages......

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 8:32:25 PM   
pahunkboy


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From: Central Pennsylvania
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have no emails from hot babes who want to spend their days adoring me.

I would send emails to you, but...

It's pride that keeps me from saying this....(and I generally keep this to myself) but, I feel I must:

I have 19 kabillion dollars in the bank, and have zero debt.

My (27) houses in various locations around the world (smallest is 12,000 sf)...most are on coastal locations (on the water), with the exception of 2....on the Alps....the ski lifts (in both cases) start at my door....I have 12 assistants who work at each location (3 travel with me at all times on my personal 737, which by the way, is adorned with imported burl wood and butt warmers in every seat...imported leather)...and.....

(It's true)....I have a 9 inch dick.

And I can fuck for 3 hours straight.

(4, if I do math in my head while I'm fucking).

I'm just a down home kind of guy, looking for a good woman.

Hopeful.....



Same here.

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 8:34:53 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


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quote:

(It's true)....I have a 9 inch dick.
You had me right up till here. Sorry.

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 8:41:56 PM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline 		aaaaaaawwwwww.........poor widdle Nookie.......you just hop in your 737 and come get me, and I'll make it aaaaaaallllllll better.   Nobody lubs me either! 

*calls dibs on the coastal houses....you can keep the ones in the Alps......I don't do snow!*

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 8:52:06 PM   
SexyBossyBBW


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I have no emails from hot babes who want to spend their days adoring me.

I would send emails to you, but...

It's pride that keeps me from saying this....(and I generally keep this to myself) but, I feel I must:

I have 19 kabillion dollars in the bank, and have zero debt.

My (27) houses in various locations around the world (smallest is 12,000 sf)...most are on coastal locations (on the water), with the exception of 2....on the Alps....the ski lifts (in both cases) start at my door....I have 12 assistants who work at each location (3 travel with me at all times on my personal 737, which by the way, is adorned with imported burl wood and butt warmers in every seat...imported leather)...and.....

(It's true)....I have a 9 inch dick.
I was in, up until this too. That kind of equipment can hurt a gentle flower like myself.


quote:

And I can fuck for 3 hours straight.
I'd have to get you a rubber doll, to phuck the other 2.5hours.
Not interested in the Alps houses; I'm a warm weather (with air conditioning), kind of girl. M


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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/8/2011 10:35:37 PM   
Termyn8or


Posts: 18681
Joined: 11/12/2005
Status: offline 		I figured it out. Everybody send hate mail.

You are a no good MFing whatever, I wouldn't want my dog around. You are almost as low as politicians.

Feel better now ? You should. Once everybody hates you there is nowhere to go but up. your life is now full of hope.

So is mine :-(

T^T

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/9/2011 3:27:13 AM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline 		.... *sigh*  If only you had 20 kabillion dollars, Lookie...

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:01:39 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

Give me a minute to create a new account and my female persona will make a pass at you.


Gawdammit....had my old laptop not fried on me 5 days ago (and I hadn't spent the last 3 figuring out how to use my new one), I may have taken you up on that.

How's next Thursday?

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:03:26 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have no emails from hot babes who want to spend their days adoring me.

I would send emails to you, but...

It's pride that keeps me from saying this....(and I generally keep this to myself) but, I feel I must:

I have 19 kabillion dollars in the bank, and have zero debt.

My (27) houses in various locations around the world (smallest is 12,000 sf)...most are on coastal locations (on the water), with the exception of 2....on the Alps....the ski lifts (in both cases) start at my door....I have 12 assistants who work at each location (3 travel with me at all times on my personal 737, which by the way, is adorned with imported burl wood and butt warmers in every seat...imported leather)...and.....

(It's true)....I have a 9 inch dick.

And I can fuck for 3 hours straight.

(4, if I do math in my head while I'm fucking).

I'm just a down home kind of guy, looking for a good woman.

Hopeful.....



I'm sorry, but no matter how you heat it up, burl wood is uncomfortable to sit on.



Burl wood is the shit!

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:04:53 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

I figured it out. Everybody send hate mail.

You are a no good MFing whatever, I wouldn't want my dog around. You are almost as low as politicians.

Feel better now ? You should. Once everybody hates you there is nowhere to go but up. your life is now full of hope.

So is mine :-(

T^T


I'm feeling strong now.

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:05:11 PM   
LillyBoPeep


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Status: offline 		i'm so totally in your area but, alas! -- i have to stay here in Jupiter to help my sick mother! if only you could spare a little bit of change and bring me there?  oh and i'm totally a citizen but i need new copies of my documents, cause i had to use them to start a fire in my poor old mother's cold, damp house! oh and i'm totally free of disease, but could you help me get my vaccines updated, too?
i promise, i'm so totally in love with you!


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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:06:33 PM   
LadyHibiscus


Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline 		I love burlwood! And monies! And the ocean!

Do you have accomodation for capybaras?

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:06:43 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

.... *sigh*  If only you had 20 kabillion dollars, Lookie...


The market can only go up you know......

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 6/12/2011 6:07:16 PM >

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:08:54 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I love burlwood! And monies! And the ocean!

Do you have accomodation for capybaras?


I have reserved 1.75 acres for capy's, as well as a penned in area the size of my walk in closet.

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RE: Nobody loves me - 6/12/2011 6:11:06 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

i'm so totally in your area but, alas! -- i have to stay here in Jupiter to help my sick mother! if only you could spare a little bit of change and bring me there?  oh and i'm totally a citizen but i need new copies of my documents, cause i had to use them to start a fire in my poor old mother's cold, damp house! oh and i'm totally free of disease, but could you help me get my vaccines updated, too?
i promise, i'm so totally in love with you!



Well, let me be clear....first....where the fuck is Jupiter? and.....based on your photo...I have never loved a woman more than you (and that's a fact....Jack!).

Do you like caprberra's?

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