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I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 6:21:49 AM

Darktra151

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I woke up a bitch this morning. I was ready to raise both my middle fingers to the world and do me for the day. I think I need a vacation

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 6:28:39 AM

BonesFromAsh

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLXlwKbLjDM

Yeah....a break is a good thing.

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 6:48:13 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0blSibcro8&feature=related

Okay, so it's a little paraphrased.....

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 8:15:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: Darktra151

I woke up a bitch this morning. I was ready to raise both my middle fingers to the world and do me for the day. I think I need a vacation

Let her sleep in next time.

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 8:46:41 AM

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I woke up with a splitting head ache and worried because I am having trouble with congested lungs, in other words I can't breathe very well... can I trade you?

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 9:00:42 AM

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I just woke up tired, with pleasantly sore muscles.

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 9:03:36 AM

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I woke up to the less than pleasant sensation of needle sharp cat claws digging into my tender pale flesh, then the feeling of having my earlobe sucked on followed. I am now going back to sleep.

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 12:17:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I just woke up tired, with pleasantly sore muscles.

Awww, did you wake up in love this morning, too?

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 12:38:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: Darktra151

I woke up a bitch this morning. I was ready to raise both my middle fingers to the world and do me for the day. I think I need a vacation

try put yourself in my place for a week... every day will become that day,

diffierant story.....same shit

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 1:03:46 PM

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Seeing as most of you had lousy mornings, I feel a little bad saying this (but only a little). I was up all night writing so Hanners woke up before me for a change, and let me sleep late.

I was woken up around 2 PM with kisses all up and down my back.

Life is wonderful today.

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 1:17:24 PM

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I was woken up around 2 PM with kisses all up and down my back.

Life is wonderful today.[/color]

Damn That is Hot just Imagining that in my mind..... Damn I forgot why i was mad the first place:D

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RE: I woke up ... - 6/6/2011 3:29:37 PM

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