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Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 8:28:20 AM   
SternSkipper


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Status: offline 		International Incidend! YOU DO NOT Spell BEER this way @ the Gaaahden... While the spelling BEE-Yah is acceptable in addition to the Webster's certified version (Though Bostonians know this version to be FALSE). With this heinous and hostile act of placing signs like this withing a few hundred feet of center ice, I believe this forces us into a defacto state of war with the Netherlands
  Fear (Fier for you wooden shoed insurgents) Not we have the bomb... all they have is the BONG.






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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 8:33:20 AM   
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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 8:45:02 AM   
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Please, do not fear the four.

That is to say that in Germanic languages, vier (which is pronounced almost as in the English word 'fear,' but without the 'hard' r) is the word for the number 4.

Do not fear Dutch bier, and after vier (4) such biere (that's plural for 'beers'), you will be most happy to be able to read anything at all, and you will happily delude yourself into thinking that you can actually speak French in the process.








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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 8:56:45 AM   
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*snort*


Look how they have thrown down the gauntlet....If you go to The Netherlands Fed Ex site, you will learn the ugly truth, They have declared a reverse embargo on all our leading exports to Holland:

Netherlands Import Prohibitions The following is a partial listing of commodities that might be prohibited for entry into the Netherlands:
  • Animals, Birds and other Livestock  (Except for GERBILS in rubber gloves)
  • Animal carcasses or products (HEY! Rat on a stick IS NUTRITIOUS)
  • Certain Agricultural Products
  • Counterfeit coins and bank notes, passports, etc.(details, details)
  • Child pornography (But you'll let your kids vacation in BELGIUM)
  • Embryos; animal, birds and other
  • Explosives
  • Counterfeit or pirated goods (Fuck you guys... it was just a screener)
  • Laser Pointers class III and IV  (Trump Indutries has just completed a study that concludes lasers are safe, even when shined directly into the human eye... this is an outrage)
  • Laser Gadgets Class II, III, and IV  (see above Bjorn!)
  • Fish and Fish products (Somebody told ya we pissed on your cod, didn't they?)
  • Flours and meal of animal origin (WHAT??? CatFlour isn't good enough for you?)
  • Goods bearing false origin statements
  • Goods infringing a trade mark
  • Goods infringing a copyright
  • Ozone depleting substancesNOW Where are we going to send them???
  • Unregistered pharmaceutical products (Yeah??? They're registered with US Biotches!)
  • Plants; live plants, cuttings and including seeds for same. Flower seeds are accepted with a commercial invoic. Sunflower and all other seeds (vegetable, etc) are prohibited.
  • Semen   (Aw COME ON!)
  • Tasers and similar products (objects which can paralyze or hurt persons using electrical shocks) And your problem with this is what? They're more fucking fun than "Hoosker Do"
  • Waste products (Okay, so our kids don't vacation there anymore)
  • Weapons (That's IT ... You get Sarah Palin for this!)
  • All products containing the biocide dimethylfumarate (DMF)


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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 9:06:24 AM   
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Please, do not fear the four.

That is to say that in Germanic languages, vier (which is pronounced almost as in the English word 'fear,' but without the 'hard' r) is the word for the number 4.

Do not fear Dutch bier, and after vier (4) such biere (that's plural for 'beers'), you will be most happy to be able to read anything at all, and you will happily delude yourself into thinking that you can actually speak French in the process.


Do you date marc2b?
Have yourself a nice lambic tough guy

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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 9:13:15 AM   
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For a party that doesn't take much seriously, the Rhinos once took a serious-sounding pledge: in 1980, the party promised to declare war on Belgium.
The threat was made after Belgian cartoon character Tintin killed a rhinoceros in the book Tintin in the Congo. However, the Rhinos promised to rescind the threat if Belgium delivered a conciliatory case of Belgian beer and mussels to Rhino party "Hindquarters" in Montreal. The Belgians acquiesced and war was averted.


http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/rhino-party/  Right at the end of the article. I used to vote Rhino regularly back then.


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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 9:16:15 AM   
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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 9:19:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper
Do you date marc2b?



Whut up with that? Got yourself a man crush on self-arranged man crushes or something?


In any event, just to push the envelope further, let's delve into Alembic electric bass guitars ...


ooh, oooh ...  






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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 9:24:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper
Netherlands Import Prohibitions The following is a partial listing of commodities that might be prohibited for entry into the Netherlands:


  • Semen   (Aw COME ON!)






That settles it, I'm NOT visiting the Netherlands.      As much as I love CBT, I'm NOT going to detach my testicles to meet their import laws.

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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 10:10:02 AM   
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As usual, Canada is ahead by a few decades...we really did this sort of thing back in 1980....and won!!


YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, Canadians invented western civilization, we know... Just make sure you get off your asses and come vacation in America now that your dollar (excuse me, LOONEY) is worth more than $0.60 now.
   We've certainly propped up your economy for countless decades

I will say this though, Montreal is the best place to eat in the western hemisphere. you can walk into ANY restaurant in that city and get an amazing meal for chump change.
And you're women are hot



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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 10:15:12 AM   
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Whut up with that? Got yourself a man crush on self-arranged man crushes or something?
In any event, just to push the envelope further, let's delve into Alembic electric bass guitars
ooh, oooh ...


Nope... your post just sounded a little like one of his famous thread killers

If i ever develop a man crush, it won't be over a total pill

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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 10:20:05 AM   
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That settles it, I'm NOT visiting the Netherlands. As much as I love CBT, I'm NOT going to detach my testicles to meet their import laws.


Yeah, between that and their new regulation to outlaw the sale of cannabis products to tourists, I'm done with em.
   Watch THAT act of legislative genius welcome their sorry asses to the global recession once tourism once their tourist trade is down to the elderly, and people fascinated with Van Gogh.



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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 11:20:20 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

quote:

*snort*


Look how they have thrown down the gauntlet....If you go to The Netherlands Fed Ex site, you will learn the ugly truth, They have declared a reverse embargo on all our leading exports to Holland:

Netherlands Import Prohibitions The following is a partial listing of commodities that might be prohibited for entry into the Netherlands:
  • Animals, Birds and other Livestock  (Except for GERBILS in rubber gloves)
  • Animal carcasses or products (HEY! Rat on a stick IS NUTRITIOUS)
  • Certain Agricultural Products
  • Counterfeit coins and bank notes, passports, etc.(details, details)
  • Child pornography (But you'll let your kids vacation in BELGIUM)
  • Embryos; animal, birds and other
  • Explosives
  • Counterfeit or pirated goods (Fuck you guys... it was just a screener)
  • Laser Pointers class III and IV  (Trump Indutries has just completed a study that concludes lasers are safe, even when shined directly into the human eye... this is an outrage)
  • Laser Gadgets Class II, III, and IV  (see above Bjorn!)
  • Fish and Fish products (Somebody told ya we pissed on your cod, didn't they?)
  • Flours and meal of animal origin (WHAT??? CatFlour isn't good enough for you?)
  • Goods bearing false origin statements
  • Goods infringing a trade mark
  • Goods infringing a copyright
  • Ozone depleting substancesNOW Where are we going to send them???
  • Unregistered pharmaceutical products (Yeah??? They're registered with US Biotches!)
  • Plants; live plants, cuttings and including seeds for same. Flower seeds are accepted with a commercial invoic. Sunflower and all other seeds (vegetable, etc) are prohibited.
  • Semen   (Aw COME ON!)
  • Tasers and similar products (objects which can paralyze or hurt persons using electrical shocks) And your problem with this is what? They're more fucking fun than "Hoosker Do"
  • Waste products (Okay, so our kids don't vacation there anymore)
  • Weapons (That's IT ... You get Sarah Palin for this!)
  • All products containing the biocide dimethylfumarate (DMF)



I have coffee dripping from the screen, my old holborn is all over the keyboard, and I think I pissed my pants... again...
AND IT"S ALL DUE TO THAT POST!!!!!!


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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 11:39:37 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SternSkipper

quote:

Whut up with that? Got yourself a man crush on self-arranged man crushes or something?
In any event, just to push the envelope further, let's delve into Alembic electric bass guitars
ooh, oooh ...


Nope... your post just sounded a little like one of his famous thread killers

If i ever develop a man crush, it won't be over a total pill




Most behemoth of apology in that instance, please as not to be mistaken for Apologia, which though making for good reading sometimes, is not the intention then or now.

The intention was for thrill, even pill if that be what obtained, but never kill.


PS


That is unless I am mistaken in taking the OP as being something other than an actual dumbass attack on foreigners, rather than the fun-fun that I took it to be.










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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 11:47:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm wondering at the no semen law. You don't get out of customs until after you go into the men's bathroom and jerk off?

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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 11:51:53 AM   
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I'm wondering at the no semen law. You don't get out of customs until after you go into the men's bathroom and jerk off?


"You are under arrest. Follow us please, sir>
-But.... what have I done???
-You are under arrest for smuggling illegal sperm into the Netherlands.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say, can and will be used against you...
You have the right to an attorney, if you can't afford an attorney, the stater will provide one for you
You have the right to a hooker. If you can't afford a hooker, you should have jerked off at the customs specified room"
At which point, the Dutch cop shows the "Masturbation hall" door

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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 12:02:34 PM   
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And you're women are hot
Aren't they just though!!

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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 12:52:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

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And you're women are hot
Aren't they just though!!


Persactly.

A fry pan on the recently heated lady's bum does the 'shrooms-ginger-spinach' thing perfectly.






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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 4:52:25 PM   
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I'm wondering at the no semen law. You don't get out of customs until after you go into the men's bathroom and jerk off?


I'm into smuggling

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RE: Netherlands Attack US - 6/4/2011 4:56:04 PM   
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Aren't they just though!!


Yes they are I had one of the best nights of my life in hamilton, ontario.


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