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BastianDuVane -> A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/13/2006 12:35:56 AM)

A while back someone asked me what I would do if I were made into a woman for 12 hours.

This is the response I came up with, take it or leave it.

Assuming it's a Saturday at 9AM, because I occasionally get up that early on Saturday.

09:00 - Wake up as a woman.
09:01 - Begin playing with breasts.
10:00 - Shower
10:45 - Get out of the shower because there's no more hot water.
10:46 - Finally figure out that damned Towel-Hair-Wrap thingie.
10:47 - Curse myself while drying my ass off again for leaving the toilet seat up.
10:50 - Shave legs and... a-HEM, Other things.
11:15 - Get dressed.
11:17 - Get dressed again because my pants make my ass look big.
11:20 - Get dressed again because My shirt doesn't match my pants and those shoes are horrid.
11:30 - Decide that it's not worth it and I'm just going to go out naked.
11:31 - Throw something on and go to the mall.
11:36 - Take a wrong turn on the 2 mile drive to the Mall.
11:38 - Finally admit I'm lost and stop to ask directions. (Because I can, now.)
12:00 - Get to the Mall and look for a parking place.
12:08 - Park crookedly, denting as few vehicles as possible.
12:15 - Shop for clothes.
13:02 - Understand obsession for shoes.
14:15 - Give up shopping for clothes after trying on clothes for 2 hours.
14:16 - Start diet.
14:19 - Stop at Hagen Daas on the way out of the Mall and break diet.
14:33 - Reach Parking lot and begin searching for car.
14:52 - Find car on the other side of the Mall.
15:13 - Enter grocery store.
15:21 - Leave grocery store with a ice cream, Carrots, cucumbers, zucchini, squash... And a big stick of pepperoni.
15:35 - Arrive home.
15:40 - Climb into bed with the salad ingredients.
16:07 - Finally understand how Masturbation can just make you hornier.
16:08 - Throw used salad ingredients away and call male friend.
16:09 - Explain situation.
16:47 - Answer the door naked.
16:48 - Apologise to stunned Mormons and shut the door.
17:05 - Answer the door wrapped in a towel.
17:09 - Give blowjob.
17:13 - Spit cum out and berate male for not warning me.
17:14 - Call all men pigs and begin sobbing uncontrollably.
17:18 - Ask to cuddle.
18:00 - Start rubbing against man again.
18:02 - Initiate sex.
18:21 - Cry from good sex.
18:32 - Kick man out and shower again.
19:17 - Get out of shower because all of the hot water is gone again.
19:20 - Dress self.
19:28 - Sit and watch Lifetime Network while eating ice cream.
20:52 - Cry at happy ending of movie.
20:59 - Kiss breasts goodbye



Termyn8or -> RE: A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/13/2006 12:44:49 AM)

Damn.

BTW, never thought to go out and make any money ?

T



ta2dqt -> RE: A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/13/2006 11:46:47 AM)

LOVE it all!!!!
Esp the toilet part!!!!  :)



windchymes -> RE: A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/13/2006 2:22:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Damn.

BTW, never thought to go out and make any money ?

T



He said it was Saturday.  It's her day off.



MistressSydney -> RE: A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/15/2006 5:34:55 AM)

Okay..."Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww! ! !"  There are a few things about that story that are, totally, wrong! ! !  Oh, and, by the way, have I said, "Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww? ? ?"



Petruchio -> RE: A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/15/2006 7:52:02 PM)

There is a book out called Self Made Man in which a woman spent over a year as a man.

Insightful.



MistressLove999 -> RE: A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/15/2006 9:39:16 PM)

LMFAOOOOOOO, I loved it especially the part about the toilet seat,,,,,,,,,,,damn men anyways,,,,,,,leaving it up grrrrrrrr[>:]



Petruchio -> RE: A day as a woman (As seen by a man.) (5/16/2006 9:35:03 PM)

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the part about the toilet seat,,,,,,,,,,,damn men anyways,,,,,,,leaving it up grrrrrrrr

That's what those pink fuzzy toilet tank covers are for: No way will the seat stay up!



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