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ParappaTheDapper -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 1:16:25 PM)
Of course it's a joke! I absolutely adore Peon. He's a gentleman and a scholar and I would high five him right now except it's been a slow day and I suspect we may have both been....readin' a little Philip Larkin (if You know what I mean!)! quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: ParappaTheDapper Man, I am disappointed in you. I cannot even fathom the depths of immaturity it requires to post so gratuitously about helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college as though it were, what, something to be proud of? I mean have you no dignity? I sincerely hope that this thread is deleted as a warning to anybody else who even considers posting about slapping around their salami and the kinds of sordid thoughts that race through their mind as Dr. Strangelove prepares to make his salute. I mean sure, when I've been playing tug of war with Polyphemus lately some particular thoughts have marched through my brain, but I certainly wouldn't be so crass as to post details about my stream of consciousness as I put my thumb in the porridge and go mmmm mmmm mmmm. Seriously, have you no shame? Grow up! Yours, Parappa the Dapper I know this one has to be a joke. You do realize that at least half of the women on this site (and probably some of the men) enjoy their happy little thoughts about anything connected with peon choking the chicken. I'm waiting for the day he posts a video of it. There would probably be so many people going to his profile that it will crash the site.

PeonForHer -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 1:20:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim [image]local://upfiles/667175/5804E1D4F5114B85A7CA27A27A7348B0.gif[/image] Pretty hot huh? Excellent. [:D] That's me all right. Though, oddly - because I'm right-handed - it works far better left-handed. Now that'd be a kind of lead-up training for chastity by some Domme for me: the order, 'Only use your right hand from now on'. I'd be aghast!

hlen5 -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 1:22:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer You know, seriously, I was astonished when a woman told me not long ago that she got turned on watching her man (note: her man, not just any man) wanking. I'd always thought, 'how could that look anything but horribly tawdry and grotty?' Funny. Even now some of the most fundamental things that lots of women like, and don't like, come as a revelation to me. It's pretty hot watching your significant other wanking, especially when he doesn't know you're watching (how private can a hotel shower be, anyway?).

PeonForHer -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 1:23:05 PM)
Thank you, Parappa. Actually, that means a lot that you should say that.

PeonForHer -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 1:26:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 It's pretty hot watching your significant other wanking, especially when he doesn't know you're watching (how private can a hotel shower be, anyway?). See, re wanking, I'd have thought that'd be the nastiest thing of all for a woman to see. I'd be really embarrassed at finding out later that a partner had covertly watched me 'at it'.

hlen5 -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 1:49:16 PM)
So do you think it's nasty to watch a woman wanking?

PeonForHer -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 1:59:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 So do you think it's nasty to watch a woman wanking? No, of course not! But . . . .

petmonkey -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 3:11:04 PM)
quote: So, what's your latest little buzz? At first, i wasn't gonna' post here, but then i saw this comment of yours in another thread: quote: Yes, that's it. Dommes are sweaty. Very sweaty. All of them. Sweaty. blink, blink Excuse me for a moment.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 4:23:55 PM)
Looks like I'm not getting my back scritches anytime soon. Hmph.

LikesEmYoungNHng -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 5:51:06 PM)
male on male porn. [&:]

LadyPact -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 6:09:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Sigh - Look, suppose I go to some BDSM club, find a bloke and tell him that some friends of mine want to see me with his cock in my mouth. Ask him if he'd kindly oblige for a photo. Then I post the resulting pic on my profile. Will that do? Listen, buddy. You've been teasing about getting that dang pic for years. When you say it now, we just get reminded of the boy who cried wolf. quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Awww, thank you for that vote of confidence, LP! And I'm not only sure it was a joke, I'm sure it was a great one. Parappa's provided me with some choice new phrases for describing my second favourite activity. The lad has style. You know, seriously, I was astonished when a woman told me not long ago that she got turned on watching her man (note: her man, not just any man) wanking. I'd always thought, 'how could that look anything but horribly tawdry and grotty?' Funny. Even now some of the most fundamental things that lots of women like, and don't like, come as a revelation to me. I know he was kidding. Just My way of prompting you to put it on your video log. [8D] As for the other part, of course it's fun to watch. There's so much more that you get to see when you're not involved in the act yourself. [;)]

HannahLynHeather -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 6:11:06 PM)
much to mcleather's dismay, i have developed an interest in fist fucking. i think she's reconsidering just how wonderful the dream is. hannah lynn

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 6:11:34 PM)
I adore watching men masturbate. Especially hot men that I like. Yep. But that's not news :)

LikesEmYoungNHng -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 6:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I adore watching men masturbate. Especially hot men that I like. Yep. But that's not news :) news to me! :D

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 6:27:06 PM)
XD I am full of useful info!

Lucylastic -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 6:29:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer See, re wanking, I'd have thought that'd be the nastiest thing of all for a woman to see. I'd be really embarrassed at finding out later that a partner had covertly watched me 'at it'. :) Just HOW embarrassed? ... I have to agree with the ladies!!!

mummyman321 -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/27/2011 7:25:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I adore watching men masturbate. Especially hot men that I like. Yep. But that's not news :) Are you busy this weekend LadyH??? [sm=evil.gif]

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/28/2011 12:16:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer So, what's your latest little buzz? It involves lawn furniture, rubbing alcohol, and an avacado... I'll say no more. [8D]

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/28/2011 1:10:55 AM)
Sunny Quote of the Day goes to [sm=juggle.gif] ParappaTheDapper for He's a gentleman and a scholar and I would high five him right now except it's been a slow day and I suspect we may have both been....readin' a little Philip Larkin (if You know what I mean!)!

Awareness -> RE: What's your latest little kink? (5/28/2011 4:00:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig Apparently lesbians [:(] That's NEW? Or did I totally misread this and you're simply not heterosexual?

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