I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid



Message


mech1nomics -> I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 9:04:56 AM)

lol I know what a topic title. I chose it because this is my post. I want to go on a rant of how funny it is to have someone pledge undying allegience to you and willing to fork over the bulk of their existence after reading a profile. LMFAo (thats laughing my fucking ass off for you really old or not text speak savvy old people) are you serious? what planet do they do that on? Ah thats right planet fucktard (btw who came up with the word fucktard-ingenious). I also love it how the "dommes" are like 23 years old and have 10 years in the lifestyle...again lmfao..who do you think youre fooling? thats right...the fucktards!. well im done with this short little rant. it should get a few nice responses.




windchymes -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 9:26:34 AM)

Well thank god you're text speak savvy, you're just destined for success now.




mech1nomics -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 9:28:07 AM)

lmfao I know right!! next goal is putting the toilet seat down and breathing without direction




flcouple2009 -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 10:06:15 AM)

I am glad you explained that for this old one.  Where would I be if you hadn't come along and explained text speak? 

[8|]




GreedyTop -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 10:31:13 AM)

quote:

I want to go on a rant of how funny it is to have someone pledge undying allegience to you and willing to fork over the bulk of their existence after reading a profile


I have to agree.. I find this amusing, especially given a fairly recent experience of my own (which, like much of my teen years) I can look back on now and say..."WTF was I thinking??"  granted, the OPs scenario wasmt 100% in line with my experience, but close enough...




Rule -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 10:34:40 AM)

Its a bt lng fr txt spk.




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 10:44:37 AM)

quote:

I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me



My response (if I actually felt like I should waste time giving one):

And I demand you return to your mother's basement where you live and tell her how sorry you are for being such a disappointment to her.








LadyPact -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 11:01:49 AM)

You mean <gasp> some people join this site without knowing much about BDSM and use it to put fantasies up on line? 

I'm shocked, I tell you.  Just shocked.




mech1nomics -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 12:01:26 PM)

Moms basement..can't say I've heard that one before..aren't you being a tad pretencious..oh that's right, you don't have a sense of humor..I love it how people get awhip in there hands and across their ass and forget to have fun and live..thanks for your opinion.- can now die with honor




JohnWarren -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 12:05:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

You mean <gasp> some people join this site without knowing much about BDSM and use it to put fantasies up on line? 

I'm shocked, I tell you.  Just shocked.



Your winnings, Captain Pact




LadyPact -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 12:05:58 PM)

You're going to school us on a term like LMFAO and you've never heard the 'in your mother's basement' comment before?

Rough translation:  Somebody who hasn't been involved in a real life D/s or M/s dynamic (or very experienced in relationships in general) but is the online 'expert' at BDSM.  Kind of similar to an 'armchair quarterback' when it comes to football. 




LadyPact -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 12:07:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JohnWarren
Your winnings, Captain Pact


Usually do, John.  I consider it one of the perks.  [8D]

Hope you are doing well.




GreedyTop -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 12:25:45 PM)

*sends warm hugs to John and Lilly*




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 12:58:33 PM)

Why on earth would you think my comment was directed at you?

You said: "I want to go on a rant of how funny it is to have someone pledge undying allegience to you and willing to fork over the bulk of their existence after reading a profile."

I replied with how I would respond, if I could be bothered to respond.  It *was* intended to be funny, just in a very dry and sarcastic sort of way.

But please, carry on educating us ignoramuses here on the CM discussion board. I *cough* look forward to my next *cough* lesson.




Muttling -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 5:14:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mech1nomics

lmfao I know right!! next goal is putting the toilet seat down and breathing without direction



What is this "toilet seat" you speak of?????




JohnWarren -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 6:51:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*sends warm hugs to John and Lilly*


Hugs back to both of you




hejira92 -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 7:07:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Well thank god you're text speak savvy, you're just destined for success now.


This made me lol. literally.




SternSkipper -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 7:24:37 PM)

quote:

lol I know what a topic title. I chose it because this is my post. I want to go on a rant of how funny it is to have someone pledge undying allegience to you and willing to fork over the bulk of their existence after reading a profile. LMFAo (thats laughing my fucking ass off for you really old or not text speak savvy old people) are you serious? what planet do they do that on? Ah thats right planet fucktard (btw who came up with the word fucktard-ingenious). I also love it how the "dommes" are like 23 years old and have 10 years in the lifestyle...again lmfao..who do you think youre fooling? thats right...the fucktards!. well im done with this short little rant. it should get a few nice responses.


Wow ... high tech comes to the internet, of all places. Thanks for delivering us!

[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]




sunshinemiss -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 7:27:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

You mean <gasp> some people join this site without knowing much about BDSM and use it to put fantasies up on line? 

I'm shocked, I tell you.  Just shocked.




<<< willing to assist Lady Pact via mouth to mouth resuscitation.

<<< is a selfless, suffering martyr like that.
*nod nod nod*




thishereboi -> RE: I demand you make me the unquestioned leader of your life without knowing anything about me (5/16/2011 9:04:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Well thank god you're text speak savvy, you're just destined for success now.


I don't know about that. He didn't cap the o at the end of LMFAO

Maybe when he gets a little older, he will know better.




Page: [1] 2   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
6.201172E-02