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mech1nomics -> Dear future property (5/16/2011 8:56:16 AM)
I love the lifestyle. It guides me on My daily quest for sanity. I cant remember the last time I didnt get a hard on from watching somebody get spanked. (well that toddler on the train was funny and no I didnt get a hard on-its a joke people) I cant stand people that refuse to believe a real world exist you know with people that work and sleep and have families. I love using slanguistics because you have to be bilingual some how. I want to learn a foreign language so if you speak one of teach one Im game for it. I wanna spend my 30th birthday in amsterdam and no its not for hookers, its thousands of those on collarme. I love the passion of the french and the history of the english, you know two of the most historically prominent torture capitols. I love to tie people up and leave them there ( I know its kinda mean but hey you have to learn) This is one of those rants with a purpose only if you can see it for yourself. Im done now hopefully some of you really witty people will respond and give my post purpose....only if you can see if yourself lol

leadership527 -> RE: Dear future property (5/16/2011 9:05:27 AM)
Neat but in general personal ads don't float in this forum. That'd be better for your profile or actually in a letter you were writing to some maybe property.

mech1nomics -> RE: Dear future property (5/16/2011 9:07:21 AM)
damn did it come off that way!

BurntKitty -> RE: Dear future property (5/16/2011 9:08:56 AM)
Damn, I thought the OP was addressing his new acreage.

mech1nomics -> RE: Dear future property (5/16/2011 9:41:00 AM)
lmfao no im not buying land although I wish I could, that way I could bury the bodies of every person that ever hated me in life. The graves would only be big enough to hold a shoe box with all the bees and other flying incests that have hated me over time

BurntKitty -> RE: Dear future property (5/16/2011 9:47:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mech1nomics lmfao no im not buying land although I wish I could, that way I could bury the bodies of every person that ever hated me in life. The graves would only be big enough to hold a shoe box with all the bees and other flying incests that have hated me over time You're young, you'll learn. You don't bury the ~~evidence~~ bodies. You dispose of them properly, so the CSI/forensics team earns their pay. Make regular visits to the Everglades. Our gators get hungry, and can use more snacks. If traveling isn't possible, 50 gallon drums with caustic substance to break down the DNA are another option. But FFS, don't just bury them. Hush, grasshopper. Listen, learn...

mech1nomics -> RE: Dear future property (5/17/2011 10:27:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty quote: ORIGINAL: mech1nomics lmfao no im not buying land although I wish I could, that way I could bury the bodies of every person that ever hated me in life. The graves would only be big enough to hold a shoe box with all the bees and other flying incests that have hated me over time You're young, you'll learn. You don't bury the evidence bodies. You dispose of them properly, so the CSI/forensics team earns their pay. Make regular visits to the Everglades. Our gators get hungry, and can use more snacks. If traveling isn't possible, 50 gallon drums with caustic substance to break down the DNA are another option. But FFS, don't just bury them. Hush, grasshopper. Listen, learn... duly noted sensei!...(hits gong) bows....walks away LOL

SailingBum -> RE: Dear future property (5/17/2011 11:41:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty quote: ORIGINAL: mech1nomics duly noted sensei!...(hits gong) bows....walks away LOL [/quote] Read that as Hits Bong... thinking dont be bogarting ..pass it around BadOne

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Dear future property (5/17/2011 11:57:57 AM)
quote: I want to learn a foreign language so if you speak one of teach one Im game for it. je parle francais, mais malheureusment tu n'a pas de vagin, donc tu n'as rien avec quelle tu peut me payer. essayer berlitz peut etre? hannah lynn

Delilya -> RE: Dear future property (5/17/2011 12:04:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty You're young, you'll learn. You don't bury the ~~evidence~~ bodies. You dispose of them properly, so the CSI/forensics team earns their pay. Make regular visits to the Everglades. Our gators get hungry, and can use more snacks. If traveling isn't possible, 50 gallon drums with caustic substance to break down the DNA are another option. But FFS, don't just bury them. Hush, grasshopper. Listen, learn... I find the Okefenokee swamp to be quite handy at times.

BKSir -> RE: Dear future property (5/17/2011 12:05:59 PM)
Pigs work very well also.

Buzzzz -> RE: Dear future property (5/17/2011 4:17:45 PM)
quote: quote: I want to learn a foreign language so if you speak one of teach one Im game for it. je parle francais, mais malheureusment tu n'a pas de vagin, donc tu n'as rien avec quelle tu peut me payer. essayer berlitz peut etre? hannah lynn Berlitz? qu'est ce qui se passe a Berlitz?

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