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Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 9:29:08 AM   
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Fix the country in 1 paragraph...


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In the 2nd paragraph - describe how you are preparing for the future- and your assessment of it.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 10:53:40 AM   
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Fix the country in 1 paragraph...


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In the 2nd paragraph - describe how you are preparing for the future- and your assessment of it.

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Winners will spend the  4th of July day on the Moderators Yacht.
  (JK)



1) It's a lost cause.

2) I'm busy taking apart a radio and turning it into a rocket that can take me to the moon. Assessment? Not easy, but persistence is the key here.

3) I'll sell the yacht ticket to the highest bidder.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 10:59:16 AM   
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Where was the third mentioned?  See, thats how hard it is to fix the old bitch.  

Solve world hunger?  Easy.  Get a bag of seed and a ford woodie, and cast the seed out the back end as you tool along the gobi and sahara.

Now somebody is going to try to complicate this. I just know it.



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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:01:40 AM   
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Where was the third mentioned? 



Third what?

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:06:38 AM   
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paragraph.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:15:30 AM   
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paragraph.



No idea. Where is the third paragraph?

Has anyone seen the illusive third paragraph?

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:19:37 AM   
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Ive got it and I want a kajillion dollars or it loses its capitalization and punctuation> Dont be brave, I will mangle it beyond all compare if my demands aren't met

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:22:01 AM   
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Ive got it and I want a kajillion dollars or it loses its capitalization and punctuation> Dont be brave, I will mangle it beyond all compare if my demands aren't met



Right in it's in the safe, stop fucking about and do the right thing - hand it over. People are going out of their minds, here.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:22:10 AM   
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Round up and kill everyone receiving any benefit at all from the Federal Government.

Paul Ryan is a pussy. Hard times call for harsh measures.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:25:57 AM   
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Avoid simple fixes and those who push them.



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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:27:19 AM   
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Pussy.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 11:28:04 AM   
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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 12:10:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Fix the country in 1 paragraph...


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In the 2nd paragraph - describe how you are preparing for the future- and your assessment of it.

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Winners will spend the  4th of July day on the Moderators Yacht.
  (JK)



1) It's a lost cause.

2) I'm busy taking apart a radio and turning it into a rocket that can take me to the moon. Assessment? Not easy, but persistence is the key here.

3) I'll sell the yacht ticket to the highest bidder.


Hey Gent- I agree.  It is a lost cause.

I know a guy who wants to buy a billboard and put Ron Paul on it.    Personally- I would not spend the cash to do so.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 12:39:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Fix the country in 1 paragraph...


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In the 2nd paragraph - describe how you are preparing for the future- and your assessment of it.

-------------------------

Winners will spend the  4th of July day on the Moderators Yacht.
  (JK)



1) It's a lost cause.

2) I'm busy taking apart a radio and turning it into a rocket that can take me to the moon. Assessment? Not easy, but persistence is the key here.

3) I'll sell the yacht ticket to the highest bidder.


Hey Gent- I agree.  It is a lost cause.

I know a guy who wants to buy a billboard and put Ron Paul on it.    Personally- I would not spend the cash to do so.



Wasn't talking of your country, Pahunk. Depends on what you'e trying to achieve, I reckon.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 12:44:42 PM   
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*dangling a participle* 

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 12:45:13 PM   
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and doing so pluperfectly, I must say.

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 12:52:18 PM   
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heheheh:)

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 12:54:09 PM   
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it was you what done it.

MasterImpluperfect. 

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 12:59:09 PM   
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well as I see it... male dominant president

I am your master... on your knees bitches.... I don't care what the fuck you want, you do what I say....

NOW bend over and no bitching....



second:

Yes master....


that not it?

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RE: Fix the country in 1 paragraph... - 4/25/2011 1:00:29 PM   
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*dangling a participle* 



What? You're trying to have me over with some third rate verb?

I remember the days when you could tell a woman to open the safe and hand over the paragraph and she'd do it no questions asked - a kosher submissive wouldn't dangle anything apart from imagine being dangled out the top window by her feet. 

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