Awareness
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I dunno, this seems kind of indiscriminate. Personally I want a sub with taste, not one who's looking for just anyone. Mind you, if this shit actually does work. Hmm... I have an idea: ------------------------------------------------------ Complete asshole seeks subby tart to cook eggs. Experience a must. Pleasing appearance mandatory. Must know her way around an egg-beater and have demonstrated ability to make a perfect souffle. Serious contenders only, no timewasters. Send pictures of egg-beaters you have used and admired. ------------------------------------------------------ There we go. As per the instruction manual in 'The Secret' I shall now expect the Universe to provide. Hmmm... I wonder if I can cure cancer this way? Or even better - get "America's Got Talent" taken off the air. The possibilities are endless!
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