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pahunkboy -> Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 10:08:21 AM)

Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving

Fries, liquor and prescription medications have long been offered in drive-thru form, so it was only a matter of time until funeral homes followed suit. More »




IrishMist -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 10:19:02 AM)

To each their own

/shrug





pahunkboy -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 10:28:45 AM)

It kind of cheapens the wake. 




lazarus1983 -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 2:00:52 PM)

Nothing beats drive thru weddings. Just because of all the people talking about the alleged sanctity of marriage. Yeah, there's nothing sacred about something you can get at a drive thru in Vegas.




LafayetteLady -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 2:03:18 PM)

Drive thru funerals solve all those pesky parking problems.




DomImus -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 5:53:28 PM)

I'll wait for online grieving, thanks.




pahunkboy -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 6:07:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomImus

I'll wait for online grieving, thanks.


findagrave.com




servantforuse -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 6:51:49 PM)

Did they have an open bar ?




IrishMist -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 7:11:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

It kind of cheapens the wake. 

You are talking to someone who does not go to wakes or funerals because I don't believe that death should be 'mourned'. I believe that the persons life should be celebrated in grand style...in other words...throw a party to celebrate the wonderful life.




pahunkboy -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 7:16:52 PM)

^ how many drive thru parties you been to?




IrishMist -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 7:42:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

^ how many drive thru parties you been to?

Actually quite a few in my life time [8D]

However, your comment to mine, the first time...was that such a 'drive thru' would cheapen the wake. I simple disagreed with you.

Drive thru wake...then, go to a grand ole party and celebrate his/her passing...nothing is cheapened.




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 7:44:45 PM)

Man, we are going to hell ina handbasket.

Damn, I have turned in to my mother....




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 7:46:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist


quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

It kind of cheapens the wake. 

You are talking to someone who does not go to wakes or funerals because I don't believe that death should be 'mourned'. I believe that the persons life should be celebrated in grand style...in other words...throw a party to celebrate the wonderful life.


Heck, you can do that at the funeral home.

Well, at least Southern Baptists can.

;o)




CoyoteMan -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 7:48:54 PM)

Drive thru and get a McCoffin and fries ?




JstAnotherSub -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 7:51:55 PM)

FUNERAL PRODUCTS •Caskets, Urns and Memorial Jewelry: Funeral products cannot be returned to a store. We will only refund or replace funeral items due to manufacturing defects or damage incurred during shipping. Please email Customer Service to make arrangements.

http://www.walmart.com/cp/Returns-Policy/538459




Termyn8or -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/18/2011 9:03:32 PM)

FR

Funny bout that. A drive through funeral ! Just when I was thinking when I get old I would open a self serve car wash. Do you have any idea how much money those things make ? And not to mention that you can cheat on taxes so bad (umm good) that you can have two yachts and qualify for food stamps.

T^T




Termyn8or -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/20/2011 1:19:26 PM)

Now is the time in the life of a CM thread that it can no longer be hijacked. Not that I will but I think it's time to come out of the shell here. To show the world who really is nucking futs.

DRIVE THRU ____________________________________________________

Drive thru blowjobs.
Drive thru SLURPs
Drive thru sex
Maybe we can get some drive thru tacklesmooches, but I am not taking it to the bank.

T^T




housesub4you -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/20/2011 1:28:54 PM)

This is nothing new, it has been happening for years, at least 11 because I went to one way back in the 90's.  I do not think it lessen anything, mourning is mourning.

At least when someones cell phone goes off, it is only issue for the people in the car and not everyone in the church or Funeral Home




IrishMist -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/20/2011 1:30:18 PM)

quote:

Drive thru blowjobs.
Drive thru SLURPs
Drive thru sex
Maybe we can get some drive thru tacklesmooches, but I am not taking it to the bank.

OO

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

[:D]




Termyn8or -> RE: Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Grieving (4/20/2011 8:53:58 PM)

Drive thru marriage
Drive thru divorce
Drive thru exit
On I-80 of course

Drive thru TV repair
Drive thru smoke
Drive thru bankruptcy
Drive thru coke

Drive thru birth control
Drive thru lube
Drive thru philosophy
Drive thru you tube

Ten foot six clearance
That ain't no joke
If it gets that big
No drive thru stroke

Man that was good shit.

T^T




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