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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 7:42:57 PM   
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This sounds stupid.  Tell your master he should feel stupid.

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 8:15:15 PM   
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This sounds stupid.  Tell your master he should feel stupid.


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 8:41:12 PM   
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The nasty things have gone out with the trash. Unused, I wish to note.

I offered to pick up a hand of ginger the next time I go marketing and he can use that to torture me. Or suggested that if he is really feeling nasty, I'll go dig out the liquid glycerin and suffer the cramps.

An hour ago, he would have taken me up on it. Thankfully he's in a good mood because I helped him print a 55 page document that was taking 20 minutes PER PAGE because his computer was overwhelmed. I heard him cussing and peeked in to see what seemed to be the problem. I moved the data to a thumb drive, stuffed the drive in my faster machine, and tada! 15  minutes later, his document was printed, organized and stapled neatly. Magic. *wink*


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 9:39:41 PM   
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Dunno about that. Recently I saw a butt doc and I asked about inserting various "things" up the poop shoot and she told me that "think in terms of all the bacteria that comes out" and that will give you a idea of how resilient you rectum is"


Capsacin's not a bacterium, though - it's a corrosive irritant.

But hey, I'm just pixels. I'm not a valid source of safety advice, and I'm not really claiming to be one.


Let me see if i understand you correctly. It's ok to eat. It's ok to sit in your stomach for up to 36 hours. <that is about how long it takes to digest food. Or held in your hand. But it is NOT ok to come out the poop shoot?

Uh OK if you say so. Im not saying me expert here. But to a sentient person does this make sense?

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 10:41:40 PM   
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This sounds stupid.  Tell your master he should feel stupid.


He wasn't my master and stop giving me orders Mister Bossy!

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Oh you like being pushed around anyways.


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 10:47:20 PM   
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Oh you like being pushed around anyways.


Only when it leaves bruises and makes me weep.

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 10:51:47 PM   
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And here you were so demure and gave off such a "nice girl" vibe! 

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 10:56:09 PM   
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And here you were so demure and gave off such a "nice girl" vibe! 


i'm "nice" because i do as i'm told. or take it with a smile. you decide. :)


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 10:57:23 PM   
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Remind me to keep you.

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 11:08:22 PM   
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Talk about a thread-jack!

Back on subject..... group of leatherman at monthly play party.  We're each asked to bring a snack to share.  DAMN!  Nobody cooks like faggots trying to impress each other!  Of course, one dish had Jalapeno slices in it...... somehow the same topic of mucus membranes and all that came up.  Then the dare to insert a piece of Jalapeno up the uretha.... Two pain pigs squared off to see which one could hold it longer.  One lasted about three minutes, and when he cried "Uncle," the other quickly removed his.  Then, and this is where it gets really kinky, various people sucked to see whether they could taste the spicy juices. LOL!

<NO!  I was a spectator only>


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/27/2011 11:12:30 PM   
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I cannot control myself.

I have a problem.  I will now leave, never to return here again.


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 5:32:34 AM   
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See, now there's Lance seeing your bet, and raising the ante by moving from rectum to urethra.

Yes, you can use jalapeno's. Yes, they hurt (That's the point). Be committed to what you are doing before doing any sort of pepper play because this is one of those deals where once its applied/inserted etc...there is no turning back.


Grins, besides jalapeno's are for wimps, wannabe's and non-maso's. Wanna really make her scream, use Scotch Bonnets, take a razor and make cuts on the pepper pre insertion. But be careful...Scotch Bonnets can actually blister!


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 12:34:05 PM   
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I've never had any problem at all with jalapenos, although I've never tried inserting anywhere besides my mouth. There WAS an incident involving habaneros and my hands that would have me thinking twice about inserting them anywhere. It was hours and every remedy I could come across before I stopped crying.

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 12:44:37 PM   
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The last thing I would want to do is find myself at the doctor's office explaining why my nether region is flaming red and painful. It was bad enough when she saw my bruised ass once. She didn't say anything other than "I assume you consented to that?" I gulped out, "Yes."

I have learned that I have a strong reaction to certain things being applied rectally. Liquid glycerin for one, please just kill me instead. Glycerin suppositories, boring, no real effects. Any type of suppository with cocoa butter causes intense cramps and burning. (Goodie, this includes the ones I use for nausea when I get over the top sinus headaches or motion sickness) Tiger balm and ginger, not comfortable but endurable. Ice is fun, not at all torture, just relaxing.

Pepper juice might in fact be one of those things I could become addicted to using when my pain tolerance is sky high due to hormones, but on the other hand, it might make for a few very uncomfortable hours. If he was seriously serious about applying it to my delicate bits, I'd have to think long and hard about it first. I wouldn't be disobedient about it, but I would also not allow him to do something I felt was unsafe or had the potential to cause something like blisters.

I try to be a good girl and mind, but I also try to use my mind for more than basic functions like telling my lungs to inhale or my heart to beat. (I've been told a few hits of bad acid or a lobotomy would rectify that situation, but I just haven't felt the need for such extreme measures yet.)

No such thing as bad acid. (I'd explain why, but chemistry is boring to most people)


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 12:59:10 PM   
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I would suggest having a good supply of baking soda on hand. Washing with baking soda should halt the chemical reaction.

There are many things you can use to fig: peppers, ground cayenne, ginger root (a classic), mint toothpaste, cinnamon oil or peppermint oil (if you are into EOs).

People's reactions, even if they like the effect, do tend to vary wildly.  And it's not just for anal entry, vaginal entry, rubbed on the clit or nipples, all will have varying effects, depending on the person.

I have never heard of anyone having a really bad (hospital required) reaction, but I suppose it could happen. Also, this stuff is an irritant, do you expose yourself to an irritant every day all day? Not if you want to stay healthy.


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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 2:11:53 PM   
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The last thing I would want to do is find myself at the doctor's office explaining why my nether region is flaming red and painful. It was bad enough when she saw my bruised ass once. She didn't say anything other than "I assume you consented to that?" I gulped out, "Yes."

I have learned that I have a strong reaction to certain things being applied rectally. Liquid glycerin for one, please just kill me instead. Glycerin suppositories, boring, no real effects. Any type of suppository with cocoa butter causes intense cramps and burning. (Goodie, this includes the ones I use for nausea when I get over the top sinus headaches or motion sickness) Tiger balm and ginger, not comfortable but endurable. Ice is fun, not at all torture, just relaxing.

Pepper juice might in fact be one of those things I could become addicted to using when my pain tolerance is sky high due to hormones, but on the other hand, it might make for a few very uncomfortable hours. If he was seriously serious about applying it to my delicate bits, I'd have to think long and hard about it first. I wouldn't be disobedient about it, but I would also not allow him to do something I felt was unsafe or had the potential to cause something like blisters.

I try to be a good girl and mind, but I also try to use my mind for more than basic functions like telling my lungs to inhale or my heart to beat. (I've been told a few hits of bad acid or a lobotomy would rectify that situation, but I just haven't felt the need for such extreme measures yet.)

No such thing as bad acid. (I'd explain why, but chemistry is boring to most people)



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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 2:13:39 PM   
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Well one summer I planted jalapenos and run of the mill hot peppers to close together.  They were cross pollinated and the results were well beyond what you would have imagined.

I used them one day and THOUGHT I washed my hands well.  A visit to the bathroom involved screams, tears, and blisters.  I used them once after and brushing my finger across my lips caused massive blisters.

I can easily see how cutting one of those open and popping it up someones ass could end in rather awkward trip to the ER.

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 5:24:42 PM   
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Let me see if i understand you correctly. It's ok to eat. It's ok to sit in your stomach for up to 36 hours. <that is about how long it takes to digest food. Or held in your hand. But it is NOT ok to come out the poop shoot?

Well for one thing, not that much of it actually makes it out of your digestive system, as compared to concentrated oils being pressed into your flesh.

But that's not really got anything much to do with what I actually said. Palliata said your corneal tissue was not that much less delicate - I said the cornea is pretty tough in comparison, and that I vaguely remembered UndergroundSea posting something about potential damage.

That's about it. You're being kind of melodramatic.

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 8:06:20 PM   
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Let me see if i understand you correctly. It's ok to eat. It's ok to sit in your stomach for up to 36 hours. <that is about how long it takes to digest food. Or held in your hand. But it is NOT ok to come out the poop shoot?

Well for one thing, not that much of it actually makes it out of your digestive system, as compared to concentrated oils being pressed into your flesh.

But that's not really got anything much to do with what I actually said. Palliata said your corneal tissue was not that much less delicate - I said the cornea is pretty tough in comparison, and that I vaguely remembered UndergroundSea posting something about potential damage.

That's about it. You're being kind of melodramatic.


You reply to my post about acid being in the pepper didn't make any sense neither does this one. You alluded to the acid being harmful to your ass hole. My point is you can hold in in your hand. You can eat it without any harmful effects. But you can't shove it up someone ass?

Your reply to my other post was "out there" this one is almost to pluto.

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RE: Jalapenos? Umm yikes. - 3/28/2011 11:01:10 PM   
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You reply to my post about acid being in the pepper didn't make any sense neither does this one. You alluded to the acid being harmful to your ass hole. My point is you can hold in in your hand. You can eat it without any harmful effects. But you can't shove it up someone ass?

I pointed out that your doc was talking about bacteria rather than corrosive irritants. That's all. That's literally all I said to you on the subject.

If you think the reply was out there then maybe you need to work on your reading comprehension.

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