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pahunkboy -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 7:45:29 AM)
Yeah- it is a different ball game when the teeth start falling out- and the ravages of time - hit you at 40. One can not negotiate with aging.

sexyred1 -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 7:51:38 AM)
Ah...it is truly a twisted world we live in when a 25 year old model complains about cellulite, acne and a bad knee. Love your youth now because it will be gone in the blink of an eye. And remember, there is always someone hotter and younger than you, so love everything about yourself despite your momentary insecurities.

MaxsGirl -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 7:52:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan 30 is the new 20 so in five years you'll hit your prime and feel ready to conquer the world. Ha! I wish!

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 7:56:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaxsGirl quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan 30 is the new 20 so in five years you'll hit your prime and feel ready to conquer the world. Ha! I wish! Shaddup! I'm 40; it's the new 30 dammit!

Phoenixpower -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 7:58:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TotalDiscipline quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Quit whining, Sunny. Alla us men would give our left arm to be the photographer. not really lol Thank goodness, one man left on here who is using his head on top of his shoulders [8\|] ducks

Phoenixpower -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 7:59:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan But don't worry, 30 is the new 20 so in five years you'll hit your prime and feel ready to conquer the world. [/size][/color][/font] I am 33...ok, yes I conquered the world quite a lot in my 30s...or well...way too much [&:] Anyhow don't give her the impression that this would last long once she hits 30 [8\|] I struggle to remember that feeling of prime you are talking about [&o]

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 8:06:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower struggle to remember that feeling of prime you are talking about [&o] Me too. [:(]

DarkSteven -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 8:35:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan Welcome to your "quarter of a century" crisis. Midlife crises were the beta version. But don't worry, 30 is the new 20 so in five years you'll hit your prime and feel ready to conquer the world. If I conquer the world at this point, it'll be out of revenge. quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy Yeah- it is a different ball game when the teeth start falling out- and the ravages of time - hit you at 40. One can not negotiate with aging. I'm 54 and have all my original teeth. I do have diabetes and have little wind, but aside of that am not in bad shape. My grandmother had most of her original teeth when she died at 102 and swam six days a week till she was 100. If you take care of yourself, 40 is not the end of the world.

mnottertail -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 8:37:40 AM)
Dear OP, I don't mean to rush you along, but do you got any funeral homes in mind?

pahunkboy -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 8:41:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Dear OP, I don't mean to rush you along, but do you got any funeral homes in mind? For sure. One foot in the grave- if it were me- I would preplan before it is too late. // ...a girl at church is praying that she dies- she has some disease that the pain is so bad... 14 years old. it is really sad,... she never had a chance.

Kana -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 8:42:24 AM)
Awww SF, getting old sucks. Don't let anyone snow ya otherwise. Best advice I can give ya is enjoy the fuck outtta your youth while ya got it, cuz one day you wake up and POOF, your pushing 35 wondering WTF just happened. Meanwhile, I wanna toss out public props for one of the best bondage shots I've ever seen. Super duper haaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwt, as in scalded by the sun hot.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 8:43:33 AM)
Wait til your in your late 30's and your parents buy you a plot at the cemetery and your name is included on the headstone. I'm now 48 and if it was just my name on it, I woulda stolen it already and turned the damn thing into a coffee table. Unfortunately, my mom decided i was going to die a lonely old spinster, and didn't want me "left out". Then ya get to come back an complain about being 25. HAH!! [&:]

Phoenixpower -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 8:52:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I'm 54 and have all my original teeth. I do have diabetes and have little wind, but aside of that am not in bad shape. My grandmother had most of her original teeth when she died at 102 and swam six days a week till she was 100. If you take care of yourself, 40 is not the end of the world. Hope your wind isn't as cracking stormy (noise wise) as the ones from many of the men I met [:'(] My grandpa also had most of his teeth when he died 79 and sure still would have most, but he didnt take care of himself as alcohol had taken over his life. And my great grand mother knitted socks for me until she turned 95, by what time I was 11. In regards to teeth that actually doesnt bother me that much, as I know at least that whenever I lose more of mine I have a marvellous good pain killer with my fms meds... [:)]

LaTigresse -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 9:08:14 AM)
Oh hell, I am 48 and going to be 49 in a couple months.....I've got nothing to complain about. I feel fantastic and life is saaaaawwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt! It's what you make it. If you think it's shit and make it shit, it will be shit. I prefer to take the shit and spread it on my roses, raspberries, and other sweet goodies! Seriously, I believe in completely and totally embracing the moment with zero wistful thinking about previous moments. No living for the what if's or what might be's in the future. It's all about now and making it the best it can be. Sounds silly and trite but it's all I've got and it works for me.

sexyred1 -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 9:37:56 AM)
LaT nails it as usual. :)

pahunkboy -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 9:40:54 AM)
When I think of OLD- I think of LAT. She wrote the book. I cant believe how long that work horse- goes and goes- plug her in and she works like crazy! (she does! she does!!) We love her tho just the way she is. Hugs LAT!

FukinTroll -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 9:43:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Oh hell, I am 48 and going to be 49 in a couple months..... I call shenanigans! I know you cannot be more than 27... I suspect all the kids were adopted... cuz baby you get my freak on in a bad waaaaaay!

0ldhen -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 10:05:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey Ah......Hate life. I'm about to turn 25. I have NOTICED I'm about to be 25. Gasp! 25, Horrorss! Lol, wait until you hit 40, 50, 60, etc..... Hon you are still at the beginning of your life. Relax and enjoy yourself.

0ldhen -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 10:09:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven and have little wind, Dear DS, While I do not understand your complaining about lack of the wind being a helpful subbie I shall offer some advice; Try eating some pork and beans, cabbage, saurkraut and broccoli daily. This should increase your wind considerably. No need to thank me, call it my good deed for the day.

outhere69 -> RE: Cant even say it's a midlife crisis (2/26/2011 10:37:43 AM)
Hah! For real wind, ya gotta be lactose intolerant whilst drinking regular milk. We're talking Beaufort Force 12!!

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