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GreedyTop -> I wish I was this flexible! (2/19/2011 11:24:01 PM)
http://www.jokeroo.com/bin/player.swf?5f9f_f369

blacksword404 -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 2:43:00 AM)
Holy shit. Amazing. Now if only those girls had grown women's bodies. You do not want to be that limber. Grins. Already I'm up to position 137. But perhaps there is something we can do. Just need to remove a few bones. Hold still while I find a scalpel and hammer.

mefisto69 -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 3:37:00 AM)
..... but WHY are they wearing clothes ?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 5:53:08 AM)
what in the world...? wowzers! ^_^

MasterG2kTR -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 6:01:55 AM)
Hey....million dollar idea there.....just like wine in a box.....bimbos in a box!!!!

hlen5 -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 10:01:34 AM)
This is just amazing!!

blacksword404 -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 11:52:13 AM)
I guess because they didn't charge enough.

sirsholly -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 12:21:40 PM)
WARNING: Do not watch this video when you already have a backache. It will not help. Not one damn bit...

sophia37 -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 5:13:53 PM)
This is difficult to watch.

Termyn8or -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/20/2011 5:54:18 PM)
Damn, I thught it was a joke but now I know it's possible. She could lick my balls while I'm screwing her and I'd still have a place to put my beer ! This has totally restored my faith in humanity. T^T

Phoenixpower -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 11:13:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly WARNING: Do not watch this video when you already have a backache. It will not help. Not one damn bit... I actually stopped already just before half of the video was shown...as I can't help it to know how my body would ache fibromyalgia wise....and knowing what a previous classmate goes through these days with physio and whatever else after spending her childhood doin intensive sport acrobatic stuff (she was in the national team training for the olympics but sadly never got into the olympics itself) I would not want to be this flexible...more flexibility is my aim in life but just not to such an extreme [:)]

hlen5 -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 11:37:28 AM)
I thought flexibility was always better. Taxing a young body like they do in gymnastics, I can understand being too much.

Phoenixpower -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 1:27:08 PM)
exactly

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 5:35:16 PM)
A human octopus, only much cuter.

Aneirin -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 8:08:02 PM)
WOW! Very Impressive and a testament to just what the human body is capable of, with hard work and determination.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 8:19:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin WOW! Very Impressive and a testament to just what the human body is capable of, with hard work and determination. And tylenol, no doubt...

FirmhandKY -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 10:20:36 PM)
G-rated: Fascinatingly flexible: Contortionist causes a stir by wrapping herself around London landmarks G to R Rated: Super flexible russian contortionist Contortion anyone? The Gymnastic Contortionist Firm

FirmhandKY -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 10:21:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR Hey....million dollar idea there.....just like wine in a box.....bimbos in a box!!!! X-rated: real flexi doll fucking

FirmhandKY -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 10:23:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mefisto69 ..... but WHY are they wearing clothes ? Explicit, but not X rated: Naked Contortionist

FirmhandKY -> RE: I wish I was this flexible! (2/22/2011 10:25:48 PM)
And, although he hasn't posted in the thread, just for Ron .... X-rated: Blowjob Contortion Sex

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