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GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 10:40:54 AM

mnottertail

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Just perusing the girlies on the other side.

Ran across this profile and read this clip from it:

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I am an expert in cork worship and body massage.I like to be collared and pamaped by my Master.
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I'm thinkin' ---well suck me off with a breast pump--- I like to get a load on ever so often and heres the girl will worship my cork!!!!!

I did not write her though, because pamaped is one of my hard limits .... and I really don't think its gonna go anywhere, because it looks like it may be a have-to fetish for her.

(it is a usual nigerian thingie, of course) and I still ain't recovered from that $15K I sent to cover the customs quarentine of the elephant hide slave dresses for them 5 or so phat assed black girls I bought up, and were somehow lost in transit, it fuckin' near ruined me...........

So, I guess the question is, am I lookin' at the next Mrs. Melby here?

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:01:33 AM

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If you get over the pamaped thing, I'll pledge peanut butter for the bridal shower.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:05:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
I did not write her though, because pampered is one of my hard limits .... and I really don't think its gonna go anywhere, because it looks like it may be a have-to fetish for her.

(it is a usual nigerian thingie, of course) and I still ain't recovered from that $15K I sent to cover the customs quarentine of the elephant hide slave dresses for them 5 or so phat assed black girls I bought up, and were somehow lost in transit, it fuckin' near ruined me...........

So, I guess the question is, am I lookin' at the next Mrs. Melby here?

You is a lying mo fo! You know very well you only sent 7.5K, and said you'd pay the rest upon arrival of them slaves. We insist on full payment upfront. M

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:06:42 AM

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You aint lived til youve had your cork worshipped! Dont be afraid to try new things. And dont worry, if you dont wanna be pamaped, all it takes to prevent it is a pickle up her ass and garlic under each armpit. No one can pamap, not them selves or others, if you use the garlic.

Trust me....I know things.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:11:38 AM

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No, No, he just doesn't want to do the pamaping, so if he does this,

quote:

all it takes to prevent it is a pickle up her ass and garlic under each armpit. No one can pamap, not them selves or others, if you use the garlic.

LOLOL

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:19:13 AM

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Omg, every once in a while you see a new twist on an old theme. I mean the scammer profiles are always good for a chuckle but that one is truly a gem. Gonna have to put that in my all time list of favs for stupid profiles. One of my all time favorites was a guy who listed his collectible figures in his profile. That being Star Wars and something else, forget what but really? It was Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons brought to life!

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:20:24 AM

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All I'm going to say is, if it's really shaped like a cork, you're probably screwed.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:21:16 AM

Missokyst

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I really enjoy this idea.
Here is what I picture..
Your cock dressed up with a nice doily covering your balls. Candles on either side cause we all know worship requires proper atmosphere. The aroma of incense filling the room while bells chime in the background.
a sharp knife.. err.. hmm..

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I like to get a load on ever so often and heres the girl will worship my cork!!!!!

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 11:44:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

All I'm going to say is, if it's really shaped like a cork, you're probably screwed.

Or sucking off alot of ducks.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 12:43:24 PM

LoveSlider

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Cork worship? Haha engaging in a small spot of that myself at the moment! #Hic# I love you all!

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 12:59:11 PM

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I'm thinking that either you're doing it all wrong, or she is, if you are still able to post perfectly sensibly at the same time.
Oh maybe, it's on an alter and you're both praying?

M

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:10:09 PM

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I wonder if it floats in the bath?

Maybe the cork-owner could call the little feller Bob?!

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:12:32 PM

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Ahem. That would be called the BIG feller, in my case, thank you very much. But Bob is ok, other than that.

Don't matter whether it is or isn't big, that is one thing that you sluts are commanded to lie to me about. I like to believe I'm a feller of good prospects.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:14:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

So, I guess the question is, am I lookin' at the next Mrs. Melby here?

Hup, I have three words fer ya that will lead you right to her:

Tap tap tap

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:16:02 PM

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No tongues on any of them bitches, ain't gonna work out for me much as I like to get my face fuck on.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:17:17 PM

myotherself

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it's gotta help with deep throating though, surely?

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:17:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

No tongues on any of them bitches, ain't gonna work out for me much as I like to get my face fuck on.

I was certain that was cured when the mother ship returned. They should be right as rain now.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:33:07 PM

LadyPact

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

I'm thinking that either you're doing it all wrong, or she is, if you are still able to post perfectly sensibly at the same time.
Oh maybe, it's on an alter and you're both praying? M

I'll cop to this, on the receiving end. I have female parts of course and am usually a pretty good typist, but you should have seen the typos! Forget actually putting together a coherent thought. My other half got a big kick out of it, getting Me all flustered that way. Can't say I was complaining. It didn't take long for Me to say the hell with it and make the post the next day instead.

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 2:37:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

I'm thinking that either you're doing it all wrong, or she is, if you are still able to post perfectly sensibly at the same time.
Oh maybe, it's on an alter and you're both praying? M

maybe the challenge is to maintain perfect typing ^_-

*goes to find her elephant skin slave dress*

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RE: GAWD!!!!! I love this town!!!!! - 2/11/2011 3:27:26 PM

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Have you never heard the phrase "put a cork in it"?

As for being 'pamaped', isn't that one of those words where the Dom gets to decide what it means?

Just some things to think about.

Edited to add; one man's cock, can be a girl's cork.

Kim

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