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I'm assuming some lattitude tonight...VERY Important Me... - 12/31/2010 8:57:09 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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As we approach the holidays, please keep this is mind Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

Fuckers.



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RE: I'm assuming some lattitude tonight...VERY Importan... - 12/31/2010 10:31:12 PM   
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Fuckers!  

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RE: I'm assuming some lattitude tonight...VERY Importan... - 12/31/2010 11:22:01 PM   
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LOL

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RE: I'm assuming some lattitude tonight...VERY Importan... - 1/1/2011 8:11:11 AM   
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It's amazing what a spin doctor can do with statistics.....lol

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RE: I'm assuming some lattitude tonight...VERY Importan... - 1/1/2011 8:35:43 AM   
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GREAT!!!! Now I'll never get asked to be the designated driver again

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