BKSir
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Joined: 4/8/2008 From: Salt Lake City, UT Status: offline
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Oh no! A whole FOOT of snow! The world is coming to an end! The apocalypse is nigh! Seriously though, you know what I tend to do when it's dropping a foot overnight? Throw snowballs at the sky and tell it to stop being such a candy-ass and snow twice as hard. Then I grab my gear, call my executive chef and head up to the slopes. Why don't we just eliminate tackling and put flags on the players for the game too. And hey! Instead of having them run out onto the field, we could push them out in strollers. Cold beer sales would be down, sure, BUT, it's not difficult to make a shitload of hot cocoa, and sell those for $5/cup. That would be a lot higher profit margin too. Those gloves and hats and jackets in the gift shop... SOLD OUT! I'm talking, in a matter of seconds! Granted, in a way, I kind of dig this. I get football one MORE night this week! See, that always did kind of annoy me. Let's put all the games on one day! Yay... now the rest of the week if I want to watch sports, I have to watch basketball. BLEH! No thank you. Maybe a hockey game if I'm lucky and some godly beast decides to graciously air one. But, overall, yes, I agree... bunch of pathetic sissies, not even the GOOD kind of cute sissies, just the useless lumberjack looking wimps in pink skirts.
< Message edited by BKSir -- 12/27/2010 11:35:13 AM >
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