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Hillwilliam -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 10:22:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DomYngBlk Wonder if I can join? Why not?

DMFParadox -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 10:28:30 AM)
Q: What does a country song sound like if you play it in reverse? A: My girl's still with me, my dog's fine, my truck's ok...

AlwaysLisa -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 10:36:49 AM)
quote: Q: What does a country song sound like if you play it in reverse? A: My girl's still with me, my dog's fine, my truck's ok... Don't forget..Jesus. A favorite topic among many country songs. When the truck breaks down, the dog dies and there is depression from losing the boyfriend/girlfriend....Jesus always remains. No matter how many six packs are consumed.

tazzygirl -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 11:12:00 AM)
Fucking amazing

tazzygirl -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 11:17:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl And if they do? I bet Alex sells tin foil hats.. but you know that already What has happened to you? This past month you sound bitter. Towards you? Yes, im sure i do. Since you asked why, i will tell you. I have watched you slam almost every segment of america except gays. I have watched you post lie after lie, and not been man enough to admit to your inability to carefully read a news bit for the truth. And when that truth is pointed out to you time and time again, you try to act all silly, then call someone else on the carpet for not acting their age. YOU hate Nascar. I dont get the point of hockey. Others cant stand football. Does it really matter? Obviously it does to you as another way to denigrate someone who doesnt believe/think.act/ or live like you insist they should by YOUR standards. Now, call me bitter. I dont really care.

Louve00 -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 11:22:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AlwaysLisa quote: Q: What does a country song sound like if you play it in reverse? A: My girl's still with me, my dog's fine, my truck's ok... Don't forget..Jesus. A favorite topic among many country songs. When the truck breaks down, the dog dies and there is depression from losing the boyfriend/girlfriend....Jesus always remains. No matter how many six packs are consumed. And if not Jesus, then friends in low places!!! One of my all time country favorites!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aCjqG-z8ig&feature=related

littlewonder -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 4:12:30 PM)
I finally found something to buy my sister and her husband for Christmas! A membership in the Redneck Society. They'll love it.

MrRodgers -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 4:27:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 PaHunk, I wonder if I could join? I wasn't a farmer but I was a sailor for a lot of years helping to protect our country. And, I carry a gun.. I like Willie Nelson but not Nascar.And I moved to S.Carolina from New Hampshire. Oh, I drive a lincoln now but I used to drive a pickup truck. But, if they hear my Boston accent they'll know I'm not from redneck country, maybe they could make me an "honorary" redneck. I tell people I am from Detroit and they say. 'Oh, escaping all of those invading Michigan rednecks...look'n for work ?' I tell them this...there are 'rednecks' everywhere. All you need is the sun, bare necks and a few chosen words. That website is on to something.

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 5:17:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrRodgers I tell them this...there are 'rednecks' everywhere. Ha, incorrect! Rednecks are chosen by god through strategic cloud positioning.

MrRodgers -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 5:45:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3 quote: ORIGINAL: MrRodgers I tell them this...there are 'rednecks' everywhere. Ha, incorrect! Rednecks are chosen by god through strategic cloud positioning. I just had a thought...could this mean they will lobby for a new govt. subsidy for trailer homes ? A redneck needs one so he can let the grass grow up and hide all the junk cars.

AlwaysLisa -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 6:38:13 PM)
I just received a lovely email...complaining about my comments in this thread. I decided to mention this here, in case others felt the same way, being the Holiday Season and all, goodwill towards men, yadda, yadda, yadda. First..if you don't know by now, I tend to take this forum lightly, it's not hallowed ground, nor is it neccessary for me to be uptight regarding what is written here. I like laughter, I prefer it to the other emotions, so use it often. There will always be humor in my words. Second... I was NOT bashing the term "redneck". My childhood was filled with Lefty Frizell, Jerry Clower, and Sugar & Dave. (Look em up if you don't know) The most pleasant memories I have, are sitting around after Sunday dinner with relatives strewn all over the floor. Hard working blue collar types, most living paycheck to paycheck. Card games after church, yah, the liquor came out, but it was typically after the kids went to bed, and then it got rowdy! I have a fondness for the term, because to me it stands for good, honest, church going people...who work hard, (at any job they can find), pay taxes and would rather die then go on welfare. We could use a few more. So, please, to my "fan"... I ask you to try and look at what I wrote with a smile, and not take things so seriously in life. It's better for your health :) I hope no one else was offended or upset by my words, and that what I am posting now will explain it a bit more. Lisa

flcouple2009 -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 6:43:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 PaHunk, I wonder if I could join? I wasn't a farmer but I was a sailor for a lot of years helping to protect our country. And, I carry a gun.. I like Willie Nelson but not Nascar.And I moved to S.Carolina from New Hampshire. Oh, I drive a lincoln now but I used to drive a pickup truck. But, if they hear my Boston accent they'll know I'm not from redneck country, maybe they could make me an "honorary" redneck. no, your an illegal immigrant on the wrong side of the line

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 7:18:50 PM)
quote: As a Redneck, I work hard and I play hard. As a Redneck, I am able to laugh at myself. In short, as an American Redneck, I have a sense of country and a sense of humor. This. I have never understood the negative connotations some connect with the term redneck. They (we) are some folks that are mighty fun to hang out with.

TheHeretic -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/17/2010 10:12:32 PM)
Not a farmer. Despise, country music. Nascar bores me to tears. Duck tape is good, though.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/18/2010 2:05:32 AM)
A little summer for y'all... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrJBzx-81ZU&feature=related

Termyn8or -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/18/2010 5:03:28 AM)
FR Re the nascar shit ! Look y'all, i ain't no fan of nascar or anythin, and this is the kind of place where you take your shoes off. Of course then you wash yer feet when you put them back on, or go outside. (those black footprints in the snow really hurt the curb appeal) What's more pictures of my new (well year old approx.) kitchen decoration are banned. My gun was old enough to drink in 1934. My neighbor has a flintlock. My other neighbor has something but he hasn't pulled it on me yet. We got mice, squirrels, moles, those big things that crawl around in the sewers, cats that'll chew your fucking foot off (wait those are Mom's cats, about three miles away). Not to mention the people. Twice I sent all my neighbors to Jerry Springer and I don't know what he did with them but it has been quiet ever since. You can hunt in my front yard but the pickins are slim. The animals are gittin too damn smart around here. Can someone hep us ? Just bring up a pickup truckfull of stupid animals for us to shoot. Really, when they hear gunshots around here they think nothing of it. Both my neighbor and I have done it a bunch of times and there is no trouble. See the older folk think we is huntin fer some food or bubblin crude, when in fact we are stoned off our ass, and have to do a cousincount in the mornin. Anybody got like a half dozen chickens and a rooster cheap ? How bout some pigs. (hogs are a bit too big). And we need some huntin dawgs if ya cin findem. I threw out all them boys with the little chiwawas, pit bulls, hunkys, err huskys and whatnot. We want us some real dawgs, and we wntem not to fuck with cats. Got some ? And some old cars. I am down to 134 cars dammit, I need more. I got tires for it unless it is a .........I fergit. Oh fuck it. T

rulemylife -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/18/2010 5:16:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub This. I have never understood the negative connotations some connect with the term redneck. They (we) are some folks that are mighty fun to hang out with. Watch Larry the Cable Guy for a couple of hours.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/18/2010 5:41:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub This. I have never understood the negative connotations some connect with the term redneck. They (we) are some folks that are mighty fun to hang out with. Watch Larry the Cable Guy for a couple of hours. He is funny as hell. I don't see anything negative about any of his shows. He exaggerates truths and stereotypes, and it is hilarious. My fav Jeff Foxworthy line is still "If yer momma ever yelled yall come look at this before I flush, you might be a redneck!" I reckon I am a redneck, cause that is funny as hell to me!

rulemylife -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/18/2010 5:45:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife Watch Larry the Cable Guy for a couple of hours. He is funny as hell. I don't see anything negative about any of his shows. He exaggerates truths and stereotypes, and it is hilarious. My fav Jeff Foxworthy line is still "If yer momma ever yelled yall come look at this before I flush, you might be a redneck!" I reckon I am a redneck, cause that is funny as hell to me! Anyone up for a good fart joke? Git 'er done!

Hillwilliam -> RE: Man launches 'American Redneck Society'... (12/18/2010 5:48:01 AM)
I once used duct tape, among other things, to make emergency repairs on an electron microscope. Does that make Me a high tech redneck?

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