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blackpearl81 -> Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:34:18 PM)

I was the lucky recipient of this golden email:

[cmail contents removed]

Me: Assssssssssssss yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish, your royal douchebaggy-ness.

(Bonus points if you know what movie that came from)



*sigh* This is tiring. I must be bored, if I'm fucking with someone like this.



Hillwilliam -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:38:58 PM)

I get the same type of emails sometimes and I'm a Dom.

I have even more fun with them.



Her: kneel slave and get out your credit card prepare to support your new mistress.


Me: Nice tits. what porn site did you find that picture on?



subinlife -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:39:40 PM)

LMAO I take it this was someone you don't know?
 
Best line in that case and yes I found it in these forums one time.
 
I may be a sub, but I'm not your sub.
 
Doesn't seem to be a comeback for that one.
 
ETA: would love to see Hillwilliam's face when he gets one of those, can just see the eyebrow shooting up. lol



Lucylastic -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:42:13 PM)


Him: On your knees Bitch and greet your Master
Me: Fuck off Moron, I'm a Domme
Him: May I pleasure you Mistress?



KatyLied -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:43:28 PM)

[:D]



littlewonder -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:46:02 PM)

yeah I'd say you must be bored.

I get those types of email and I just delete the email. No response needed.



blackpearl81 -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:48:00 PM)

*FR*

Him: LOL - I honestly don't know - but if you would just say SIR, we can have a normal talk and you can tell me

Me: Why should I address you as "sir" ? See... saying "Sir" denotes a certain amount of respect (BTW, pay attention boychik, you WILL see this material again) (of mine) which, of mine, you have none.



soul2share -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:51:56 PM)

*snort*

I can honestly say I've never gotten any cmails like that.....and no...I don't WANT any cmails like that, so all you silly jokers out there, stop where you are!

But if I did get them, yeah, I'd mess with them too...bored or not....cuz it's fun!

BTW...LOVE your sig line, Pearl!



lazarus1983 -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 6:57:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


Him: On your knees Bitch and greet your Master
Me: Fuck off Moron, I'm a Domme
Him: May I pleasure you Mistress?



Golden. I literally laughed out loud when I read that one.

I introduced a friend of mine to collarme last year, and she showed me some of the messages she'd get. I've seen countless women complaining in their journals and whatnot of the terrible, weird, and just plain stupid messages they receive on a daily basis. And for a long time I never believed they were really that bad. And then my friend showed me her inbox. Jeebus...



blackpearl81 -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 7:03:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

*snort*

I can honestly say I've never gotten any cmails like that.....and no...I don't WANT any cmails like that, so all you silly jokers out there, stop where you are!

But if I did get them, yeah, I'd mess with them too...bored or not....cuz it's fun!

BTW...LOVE your sig line, Pearl!



Which one - the Karma one? Or Ms Pacman?

Him: obey
Me: Keep trying sparky - I could use the humor.

Incidentally, I might be getting in trouble in the near future. A site admin just peeped my profile [sm=danger.gif]



soul2share -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 7:05:06 PM)

The Ms. Pacman one......it just appealed to the perv in me!  [:)]



blackpearl81 -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/7/2010 7:10:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

The Ms. Pacman one......it just appealed to the perv in me!  [:)]



Heh. That's a classic.

I have a picture of an old school Nintendo cartridge, and the caption reads: "Blow me."



DesFIP -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 10:26:37 AM)

The best come back I've ever used is to dress them down for their lack of manners, ask if this was how their mother taught them to speak to people, and demand they call up their mother and tell her what he said and ask her for a refresher course.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 10:37:04 AM)

I have fun with them for awhile til I get bored. Then it's delete and block. I also love the subs who are under the very mistaken impression that my profile suggests anywhere that I'm a Domme and must acceed to their demands. Uhhhhhhh, yeah, I'll get right on that.

I've had a lot of experience from the old yahoo chat rooms, where my sarcasm and snarkiness was well-known. When someone made a rude comment, friends would type "ok, to the corners, she's about to go ballistic". I had it down to 20 seconds of getting someone to leave a room for acting like a general douchecanoe.

Any Dom I don't know who calls me "this sub" or "dear" is told that I'm not "this sub" but a person, and dear gets them a comment that I'm not an animal, but a person. Seems to settle em down pretty fast, or they get rude. I've had one apology in just over 2 yrs of being here under different nics. After I asked if he'd speak to me that way on the street, as a stranger, he thought about it and replied that no he wouldn't. First and last time that happened. I know who and what I am, I don't need to prove it to someone I don't know if they can't be respectful enough to treat me as a person first, not a label.



switch2please -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 10:51:58 AM)

I enjoy playing with them sometimes.
Just ten minutes ago I got a message insisting I chat with him now to discuss my options. When I finally got a straight answer on what those options were - and no surprise as to his intentions - I told him I'm not interested. He didn't quite grasp the concept at first, but I got no response to my last message to him:
"Do you really want me to list what I don't like so far about you and the situation you're proposing, or would you like to go away quietly?"



LadyConstanze -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 10:59:39 AM)

LOL, I had one today telling me where he is, what he wants and when he can wants to see me and suggested that I get back to him ASAP so we can discuss when and where he may "serve".

He wondered why I wasn't in ecstasy at the thought of a naked guy pretending to clean my house, mind you I got 2 very playful cats, they might have been able to convince him pretty quick how bad an idea it really is... Or maybe my dog, you don't want to expose dangly bits in front of a huge doberman (or doberwoman) if you don't know that said dog is very friendly... I could have had fun with that "No Kia, you've bitten 2 dicks off this week already, you know too much raw meat gives you wind..."



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 11:32:39 AM)

i get stupid e-mails all the time. Some of them i can't reply to because they leave me dumbfounded. i wish i could find the e-mail i received when i first came back after a year long hiatus. i ended up reporting him because everything was offensive and laced with racist language (he was black and referred to himself as an N-word). The jerkoff e-mailed me two minutes after i read it demanding to know why i hadn't replied...

Working on a profile revision now, so as soon as that's up i'm sure i'll get some good stuff.



blackpearl81 -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 11:39:56 AM)

*FR*

Him: obey
Me: Ugh. You again? Begone, nozzle.

(to the board: 10,0000 internets to you if you can name the sci-fi TV show where the phrase "nozzle" was used in. Here's a hint: Dean Stockwell was in it.)



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 11:51:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave

i get stupid e-mails all the time. Some of them i can't reply to because they leave me dumbfounded. i wish i could find the e-mail i received when i first came back after a year long hiatus. i ended up reporting him because everything was offensive and laced with racist language (he was black and referred to himself as an N-word). The jerkoff e-mailed me two minutes after i read it demanding to know why i hadn't replied...

Working on a profile revision now, so as soon as that's up i'm sure i'll get some good stuff.


Ah ha!! i found the e-mail!!

[email detail removed]

...it must have been the following e-mail where he called himself the N-word, repeatedly.

And yes, reported and blocked.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Ok. Must be feeling a bit fiesty tonight. (12/8/2010 11:54:04 AM)

How could you turn such a splendid offer down? Come on, be honest, you must have been tempted [:o]



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