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Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex 'Pet' - 11/30/2010 10:07:46 AM   
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Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex 'Pet'
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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 10:08:52 AM   
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What's with Ohio and all the shananigans they're getting into?

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 11:08:50 AM   
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You can't keep the hooker, lol.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 11:10:07 AM   
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I need one of those. Only thing is, I dont need her in the closet, I need her cleaning the damn house too.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 11:12:52 AM   
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I need one of those. Only thing is, I dont need her in the closet, I need her cleaning the damn house too.


For sure!   Dont forget cooking!   I need one of those too.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 11:23:42 AM   
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Hell, hunky, I'm a good cook. I just need someone willing to run a bulldozer thru the house occasionally.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 11:58:28 AM   
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What's with Ohio and all the shananigans they're getting into?


Bunch a damned freaks......

Have I mentioned that one of my sisters lives there?


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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 12:06:50 PM   
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I need one of those. Only thing is, I dont need her in the closet, I need her cleaning the damn house too.


For sure!   Dont forget cooking!   I need one of those too.



Um, the cooking and cleaning skills of hookers is notoriously bad...


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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 12:39:52 PM   
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Wow, after reading the story, I'm thinking of using the link to post in any thread about punishment ideas.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 1:40:13 PM   
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Um, the cooking and cleaning skills of hookers is notoriously bad...


Which is why they aren't house keepers.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 2:49:50 PM   
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"Can't turn a ho into a housewife."

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 2:53:08 PM   
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Seems to me if he went that far, he should have went full toilet with her.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 3:06:28 PM   
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Grabs tape measure,red pen and calender, cat food bowl, starts sizing closet...

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 3:29:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I need one of those. Only thing is, I dont need her in the closet, I need her cleaning the damn house too.


For sure!   Dont forget cooking!   I need one of those too.



Um, the cooking and cleaning skills of hookers is notoriously bad...



Unless they're cooking meth.....

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 5:19:40 PM   
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What's with Ohio and all the shananigans they're getting into?

Bunch a damned freaks......

Have I mentioned that one of my sisters lives there?

Ayyyyyy, whaddaya whaddaya!
What do you expect?  It's cold and rainy.  Great time for indoor sports.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 11/30/2010 9:16:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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What's with Ohio and all the shananigans they're getting into?


Bunch a damned freaks......

Have I mentioned that one of my sisters lives there?



Have I mentioned that I was born & raised there?

(Is your sister anywhere near NE Ohio?)



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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 12/2/2010 4:50:24 AM   
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one persons fantasy is another persons reality i guess

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 12/2/2010 5:57:41 AM   
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Hell, hunky, I'm a good cook.

I sense a beautiful relationship developing...

The only component that is as yet lacking is a slave girl or sub to supply the bulldozer.

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 12/2/2010 7:37:08 AM   
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I admit, you have to be a little "out there" to live here, especially in the winter. Allthough, it could be worse. You could be living in Michigan

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RE: Ohio Woman: Man Kept Me In Closet For Days As Sex '... - 12/2/2010 9:02:57 AM   
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What's with Ohio and all the shananigans they're getting into?


Bunch a damned freaks......

Have I mentioned that one of my sisters lives there?



Hey, hey, hey.  Let's watch that.  I'm from Ohio.

Most of us are nice freaks.

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