LanceHughes
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam I thought strippers were 1099 "independent contractors" not employees. ::: SIGH ::: There are ten questions to be answered to make the definition of an independent contractor. Three that come to mind very quickly: Is there a written contract providing scope of work? Ex: Tax forms filled out for business XYZ by 11:59 PM, April 15th, 2011 -OR- Certain number of dances performed in a certain period of time. Are all tools provided by independent contractor? Ex: Hammer OR stripping pole Can work be performed at contractor's discretion and at contractors' choice of location? Ex: Carpenter chooses to build at building site. DUH! -OR- Dances will be performed after Miss La Hoopala picks up the kids from school. The dances will be performed at the playground at 5th and Fox, but only until Tommy is tired and wants his dinner. Any remaining dances will be at the Church basement - in the back - while Tommy's Cub Scout Troop meets in the front. Yeah, yeah, I know..... but Tommy's Dad is on a business trip this week. At least he'd BETTER be on a business trip or I'll kick his ass to the curb. I'm getting real tired of this "I'm on commision, Honey. You know that. Just as soon as I get paid for this big sale I've been working on, you can stop dancing for awhile and I'll pay the bills, just like you've been doing since we were married." Yeah.... he's been saying that same thing since we met at the last stripping job I contracted for. Probably should have gone with that Bill..... yeah he was real nice to me, too. Well, nice chatting with you, but I've got to get this old tail to the costume supply shop. Under the law, we have to provided our own "tools." For me, that's my outfits. Gay guy that runs that shop always has something nice for me.... doesn't charge much either. What's his name again? Oh, yeah, Bob Mackie..... He says he's got some Hollywood clients "who are coming up." Some broad named "Cher." He told me she's looking for some independent contractors. Maybe she could use a back-up dancer. I'll put in a bid. Bye for now!
< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 11/28/2010 5:51:16 PM >
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