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LadyNTrainer -> Calling RaptorJesus (11/5/2010 9:55:03 AM)

I think they found your home base.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/5/2010 10:41:01 AM)

This place should be enshrined!!




AquaticSub -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/5/2010 11:31:59 AM)

I want to know how this was found. Was there a eureka moment and the guy jumped up, interrupting services?




SorceressJ -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/5/2010 11:40:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

I want to know how this was found. Was there a eureka moment and the guy jumped up, interrupting services?


No aqua; what happened was, someone got possessed by the Holy Reptilian Spirit and got up snarling and shouting this:

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AquaticSub -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/5/2010 11:45:14 AM)

Is it a Catholic church? Cause all I think is that dinosaur possessed parishioners would make taking communion very interesting for the priests.

"I WILL EAT OF YOUR BODY!!! RAWR!!!!




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/7/2010 12:38:01 AM)

And people doubted me!

AND PEOPLE LAUGHED!

Well who's laughing now?

Cause I'm certainly not.




CalifChick -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/7/2010 5:33:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

And people doubted me!

AND PEOPLE LAUGHED!

Well who's laughing now?

Cause I'm certainly not.




We're still laughing.

Cali




thornhappy -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/7/2010 6:09:38 PM)

Yeah, can't you hear us chortling, oh Omniscient One?




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Calling RaptorJesus (11/7/2010 7:36:12 PM)

There's so much chattering in my omniscient mind. You pathetic creatures ask for so much but my generosity only can go so far.

Raptor Jesus helps those who help themselves...

Especially when they also bring him treats. Candy and a Currant Bun, please.




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