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Kink-A-Tize It - 9/17/2010 4:53:56 AM   
CaringandReal


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Because some songs are just begging to be updated, so to speak. For those of you who doubt there was kink in the 70s (DO any of you doubt that?), there were several lines in this song that I didn't have to change at all! o_O


The Original, by "The Four Tops" (hmm!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drotqeAuVRI

And Now, The New and Improved:

Ain't no Master like the one I've got
Ain't no Master like the one I've got
Ain't no Master like the one I've got

Every day the sun comes up inside me
He can make me scream in harmony
Every drop of cum, I'm glad it found me
The devil must have made him just for me

When he smiles with blackest splendor
A sore sight his eyes doest see

Owwww....

Ain't no Master like the one I've got
(Oh no they don't come eviler)
To make me sad never takes a lot
(Don't dare ask for things, no steel O-rings)
My pussy's sewn together, like well-stitched glove
(It gave me a mild fever)
Ain't no Master like the one I love

He can fill me up with his piss, I'm groanin' (I'm groanin')
Put a little bruising in my day
Wouldn't be surprised if my pain keeps growin' (it keeps growin')
Bigger every minute that he cares to play
I would kiss the ground he walks on
Because it's his word, his WORD I'll obey now (woo-hoo!)

Ain't no Master like the one I've got
(Well, I kiss the ground he walks on)
To make him hard doesn't take a lot
(An electric friend deep up my end)
My pussy's sewn together like a well-stitched glove
(Sometimes I feel quite whipsawn)
Doms/subs, ain't no Master like the one I love

Oooo...
What a good-bad thing I've got!
He's mean to me a lot!

Ain't no Master like the one I've got
(Oh god, he's such a beater)
To make me sad never takes a lot
(Don't dare beg for things like hard whippings)
My pussy's sewn together, like well-stitched glove
(Extraction's even sweeter)
Ain't no Master like the one I love, Dom/subs

Fadeout:

Ain't no Master like the one I've got
(Well, I kiss the ground he walks on)
To make me grovel doesn't take a lot
(More obsequious than a peon)

...

Now you?


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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/17/2010 5:57:44 AM   
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There are a couple of real ones out there.......

I was into whips and things,
She was into pain,
Used to beat her black and blue,
When she called me names,
Chained her to the basement wall,
Where she went insane,

At the end of the song : "She became my Wife".

So romantic don't ya think ?

Title and artist on request. (believe it or not the guy did eventually make the charts)

T

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/17/2010 9:58:47 PM   
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Yes, I'd love the name. :) I like to listen to new kinky songs.

The style of the song's lyrics reminds me just a little of Thin Lizzy's S&M.

And... (look around room menancingly) If nobody else contributes an equally bad piece of doggeral, I will be forced to do another. :/

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/17/2010 10:48:50 PM   
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DAC wrote the best dirty songs....pussy eatin pamela, which aint the title but tis the song you referenced I think.....cumstains on the pillow where she once laid her head......ittie bittie titties.....

damn for the good old days....

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/18/2010 6:15:32 AM   
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That was David Allen Coe - Finger Fuckin' Sally

If you are politically correct or "sensitive" do not download ANYTHING ELSE from David Allen Coe.

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/18/2010 3:04:12 PM   
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ah, good old david allen coe, plenty of fun to be had with an evening of his tunes!

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/18/2010 3:31:07 PM   
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Tired of the same boring meals? Kink-A-Tize It!!

Wardrobe looking drab? Kink-A-Tize It!!!

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/18/2010 9:37:25 PM   
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Sung To The Tune Of "Do You Hear What I Hear"
  
      

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

Do you hear what I hear?
Said the Mistress to her little slave,
Do you see what I see?
Across the room little slave,
A chain, a chain, swinging with delight,
With room enough to swing a whip,
With room enough to swing a whip,

Said the little slave to Mistress,
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the dungeon Mistress, Ma'am?,
Do you hear what I hear?
A cry, a scream of joy from deep within,
Behind a wall which we can not see,
Behind a wall which we can not see,

Said the Mistress to the nearest Dom,
Do you know what I know?
In this dungeon so dark my old friend,
Do you know what I know?
This slut, this slut serving us so true,
Lets make her ass black and blue,
Lets make her ass black and blue,

Said the nearest Dom to the Mistress,
Listen to what I say,
Play your slaves, Dominants everywhere,
Listen to what I say,
The screams of pleasure filling up the night,
They bring us joy and pleasure so right,
They bring us joy and pleasure so right.


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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/18/2010 11:19:36 PM   
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Greetings.....

It took me a bit to remember this and find it but I finally did. It is a very old song from the SCA in the Barony of the Three Rivers.

Be well all.....

Malkinius

TRAVELIN' WITH THE SLAVE CARAVAN
(to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

aka Zorab's Song

by Brumbar von Schwarzberg

Slave chains ring
Are you listenin'
In the air
Whips are whistlin'
A beautiful sight
A floggin tonight
Travelin' with the slave caravan

Gone away
Is their freedom
Sell 'em to
Whoever needs 'em
We'll sing the slave song
As we go along
Travelin' with the slave caravan

In the meadow we can burn the village
We can burn it right down to the ground
Then we'll rape the women and we'll pillage
Or maybe it's the other way around

Later on
We'll conspire
Dividin' loot
'Round the fire
To face unafraid
The enemies that we made
Travelin' with the slave caravan

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/18/2010 11:23:55 PM   
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Greetings all....

One more...not exactly kinky....but not quite not kinky depending on how you think about it. And...it is on the Christmas song theme.

Take the song Santa Claus is Coming to Town and every time you have the name Santa Claus, substitute the name Torquemada. It makes the song have a different meaning...much different. <grins>

Be well all....

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/19/2010 3:32:06 PM   
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I sang the do you hear what I hear song to myself while I went over the words. The only other Xmas one I know is some group singing "walking round in woman's underwear". The original is something like, "walking round in winters wonderland". lol

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/22/2010 5:22:26 PM   
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Sung to the tune of The Alka Seltzer Song = Thud Thud Sting Sting Oh What Sweet Pain You Bring!

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/22/2010 6:51:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

FR

That was David Allen Coe - Finger Fuckin' Sally

If you are politically correct or "sensitive" do not download ANYTHING ELSE from David Allen Coe.

T


I finally re-found this thread. (wipes brow)

David Allen Coe sounds like lots of fun! (going to look him up)

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RE: Kink-A-Tize It - 9/22/2010 6:53:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Tired of the same boring meals? Kink-A-Tize It!!

Wardrobe looking drab? Kink-A-Tize It!!!


(got to recognize it)

Oh no, I'm feeling another urge... (tries to resist)

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