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Off topic I guess - 9/15/2010 1:57:29 PM

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Okay...Thats it..Someone get me an incubus ASAP!As in next 2-3 hours thatd be awesome..
*keeps hoping but knows she wont get it*

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/15/2010 2:36:10 PM

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Ok I am simply bored....Thats it...Really....
If anyone has fetlfie..You can add me there same nick as here..

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/15/2010 5:58:01 PM

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My succubus has a spare.

Bleed yourself every day until the full moon, draw a pentagram on the floor. Light three candles of equal size and equidistant from each other and cross your eyes so you see five candles at midnight. Do this in the nude.

After a half an hour eat one Lay's potato chip and stand on your head in front of a window, play Mamma's Got a Squeeze Box - The Who and stay there for the duration of the song. Howl at the moon once and go to bed with a cucmber face down.

Hey it might work.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/15/2010 7:37:01 PM

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I prefer a calculator.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 2:36:50 AM

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Hahahahah! I remember the OP!

She's THIS girl:

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3264373

I'm guessing you've still not found that incubus, honey.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 4:39:53 AM

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Hahahahah! I remember the OP!

She's THIS girl:

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3264373

I'm guessing you've still not found that incubus, honey.

Maybe she did and it wants a mate.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 4:49:41 AM

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Someone remembers me thats cool.
No I havent found it...
Its really irritating...
Im starting to think that the experience I once had...
I think the..thing..Confused me with someone else xD
Theres no explanation for what happened..
Theses a word for me...
Desparate?
Sure..But I dont want to cheat..
Incubus doesnt count as cheating :p

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 7:35:03 AM

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You did this thread once already http://www.collarchat.com/m_3264373/mpage_1/tm.htm

But at least you had enough sense not to drop in in politics and religion this time, so I suppose I should give you credit for that.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 7:36:57 AM

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She didn't 'drop it' there, the mods moved it there, much to everyone's confusion.

IIRC she posted the old thread in off topic too.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 7:41:45 AM

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Someone remembers me thats cool.

I would want to know why they remember me before I got all happy about it.

I will always remember Kirata because he makes some very intelligent posts. On the other side, I will always remember kevie because anytime a thread was brought up about pro dommes, he was always there whining and bitching because he couldn't find a women to play with.

Big difference between the two.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 7:43:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

She didn't 'drop it' there, the mods moved it there, much to everyone's confusion.

IIRC she posted the old thread in off topic too.

That is strange. I wonder if they will move this one also?

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 7:46:02 AM

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That was actually more like..Someone remembers me thats cool (oh damn,thats fucking awesome,why do they remember me i wonder because last time i posted was something absolutely irrelevant).
Thats what came to my mind first I wasnt all happy or jolly I am merely wondering how come..
Im not here to bitch and whine ,if I wanted to do that ,Id simply use fetlife for it nor collarme..
I was actually hoping that this time Id get some answers that make more sense,but nothing has changed since last time...

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 7:47:51 AM

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I found one!

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 7:57:41 AM

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Okay...Thats it..Someone get me an incubus ASAP!As in next 2-3 hours thatd be awesome..
*keeps hoping but knows she wont get it*

I might be able to help with that incubus you need but it would depend upon which of the three forms of that word you're seeking.

The first form in my dictionary is the male demon who would sexually take you while you sleep. Since you state you will be sleeping in a couple of hours, how would you know if the male who takes you up on this is a demon or not? You can't see his ID since that would mean you'd be awake. Yet, if you remain asleep, you wouldn't know whether the dude is a true demon or just some horny guy taking advantage of you. Interesting.

The second form is the figurative, such as something that brings about great stress. I'm sure that many of us here could provide you with all of the stress you can handle in the next two hours or so, and you won't even have to be asleep.

The third form has to do with giving you a nightmare, and I only know of a couple of people here who could pull this off. I'll put in a good word for ya but that's about as far as my influence goes.

So, which form is it to be?

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 8:01:52 AM

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How about the first and the third?
Second sounds like too much drama and I dont get involved in those..
How about that....?

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 8:24:32 AM

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OK... a fuckin' nightmare it is!

[... scurries off to prepare ...]

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 9:52:43 AM

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Sappa.. I love you.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 9:59:58 AM

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I ditto what the adorable and gorgeous Greedykins said

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 10:58:31 AM

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I was actually hoping that this time Id get some answers that make more sense,but nothing has changed since last time...

Seriously? You thought someone was going to post instructions on how to get a real live incubus for your own?

Well, I for one hope you are right. I have always wanted a dragon and I bet if they can help you, they can get me my little pet.

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RE: Off topic I guess - 9/16/2010 2:36:07 PM

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oops, duplicate post!

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