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NewFaceInHell -> Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 8:53:17 PM)
I'm just a feckless, reckless bad boy trying to make sense of a world that's gone out of control. I sneer in the face of danger. I laugh derisively at the existential crisis of the modern condition. I eat vegan cactus fruit sorbet. I sometimes angst trip on being a vegan with a thing for girls in leather. I am, my friends. I am. Thank you and good day.

mstrjx -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:20:01 PM)
Welcome to CollarChat. May you find it interesting or intense. quote: ORIGINAL: NewFaceInHell I am, my friends. I am. So said Descartes, and look where it got him. Jeff

NewFaceInHell -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:23:07 PM)
quote: So said Descartes, and look where it got him. "Descartes Descartes was a drunken fart I drink therefore I am," said Monty Python, whose work always sold rather better than Descartes'. Thanks for the welcome!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:28:49 PM)
Vegan sorbet. Is there non vegan sorbet? If there is I want some. Loved your women's clothing post.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:29:07 PM)
Do vegans dream of girls in fig leaves instead of leather? welcome aboard!

Twoshoes -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:35:52 PM)
Pretty much. Fig leaves or satin. Or cashmere. Or silk. Yep.

poise -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:36:48 PM)
What? No kelp? Pardon my manners....Welcome to CM!

NewFaceInHell -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:39:35 PM)
quote: Vegan sorbet. Is there non vegan sorbet? If there is I want some. Loved your women's clothing post. There may be in Texas. They can find ways to sneak meat into basically anything down there. Take that as you will. And thanks! quote: Do vegans dream of girls in fig leaves instead of leather? Alas, I dream of biker bitches in leather and Venuses in Furs. I guess I'm a draft dodger in the Vegan Revolution in some ways.

Twoshoes -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:44:11 PM)
What is the point of being vegan if you're going to spend hours at a time licking leather things? Edit: ^^^Huge exaggeration.

NewFaceInHell -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/8/2010 9:51:15 PM)
quote: Pardon my manners....Welcome to CM! lol Thanks. quote: What is the point of being vegan if you're going to spend hours at a time licking leather things? Lol. lol Hey, admittedly it's a source of some consternation and guilt. I'm a complicated guy and sometimes my moral sensibilities say one thing but my libido says quite another. At the end of the day, since I'm not the one wearing or buying the leather though, I feel like I am guilt free by technicality. The best kind of guilt free.

OohAahMrs -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/9/2010 5:31:31 AM)
Welcome bad boy, you may eat the sorbet, you may occasionaly trip, but you just can't escape those leather-clad girls!

LadyRian -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/9/2010 5:34:29 AM)
Hello New Face. He's right you know, there's no escape!

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Hello I must be going. (9/9/2010 5:53:02 AM)
Welcome to CM and the boards. As the Eagles so eloquently sang: We are programmed to receive. You can checkout any time you like, But you can never leave! [;)]

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