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inkSecret -> RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar (9/4/2010 8:55:49 PM)
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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ
Serious reply:
In my case, the successful opening line wasn't just one thing.
He asked interesting questions and 99% of them weren't related to kink at all.
To the OP, I looked at your profile.
I think it is unfortunate that the negative stuff really stands out.
You write well. Work with your words; they are more powerful than you may know at your age (and that is not an insult).
You express yourself with words in such a way that I think if you don't do performance poetry, you perhaps could depending on your desire for such things and your public personality... .
(Not all slam sounds like rap and not all performance poetry is slam).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoJPmuzU7k
You have demonstrated a good sense of humor here in bits and pieces.
I don't know what you are so angry about...
...but be careful where you place it.
It is not wrong to have high standards... but the adage "beauty comes from within" is very true (and goes both ways). You want both. There is nothing wrong with that either.
Don't assume that everyone here are fakes and liars.
Even though it can seem to the contrary, most people here are not fakes.
It's just that the fakes make the most noise.
A bad attitude here generally doesn't go over well, neither does negativity, and it generally doesn't matter who started it first.
A little bit of humilty can go a long way and being human and admitting it does not make you less a dominant person nor desirable as a partner.
I hope you can begin to enjoy your time here.
Best wishes!
xD, I wanted to address you first because it was the coolest reply.
Seriously : And like... This will sound completely conceited. I have absolutely no need for more women at this time.
Hopefully most people understood that the Original Post was pure parody
As for liking my writing, thank you very much. I actually speak this way in public as well
Collarme is like a romping grounds for being funny for me. I've met several Slaves from this site
But for the most part, I don't come to Collarme because I need a partner.
I come to Collarme because it's the only place I'll be able to see a bunch of people act hilariously ridiculous
From all the Straight Dominant Men who seem to still message me
To women over two hundreds lbs asking me to "Dominate them as I please"
Although the question is serious because yes... I have asked Slaves and Submissives if they wanted a Pepperidge Farm cookie [Thanks Aynne88]
And it STILL opens up the initial conversation that leads into attraction.
At least... A lot better than "YOU WILL RELOCATE TO MY FARM WHERE I WILL BREED YOU" and "SHOW ME A PICTURE OF YOUR KNEES! DRAW A HAPPY FACE ON IT!"
Mostly... When I message someone, it's not for attraction. It's because I thought it was funny at the time
The girls I meet from Collarme are always the girls who talk to me first. Because I'm shy.
Also, I like seeing who takes the parody seriously. The person who can see my humor or play along is a person who is still in touch with their inner child. And for my ideals, I believe the mark of an adult is the Love they still have for their inner child.
Those not in control of their emotions, are quick to judge and slander.
Which gives me more to laugh at xD
If you don't believe me. Just check the posts yourself.
There are those who take it seriously and slander (negatively)... They're doing their own disservice
And those who play along with it and have fun with it (positively)... That's maturity and fun
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ORIGINAL: myotherself
I have no idea what those items are.
And if I'm supposed to want to act like a child, then I'll do what my parents taught me to do if a dirty old man wanted to offer me sweets - kick him in the nuts and run away screaming.
And that's why I've been wearing a cup all this time :)
Always remember, safety first
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP
Don't worry Steven. Everyone knows you don't offer candy, you offer cookies! So you're safe.
As far as the OP goes. Sort of sums up his immaturity by stamping his feet and declaring we're all little girls simply because everyone's turned him down. The only common factor in all your relationships, or lack of them, is you. You're getting turned down flat because of your own problems which are glaringly obvious. What's that line about a mote in someone else's eye while ignoring the beam in your own?
My GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
I'm a changed man. How could I have not seen this?
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ORIGINAL: Aynne88
Well darling I am a woman not a girl, and I don't enjoy sweets, nor would I find one a very efficient lure, my tastes are a bit more upscale. .
Perhaps you think we act like girls because you are attracting a more immature contingent with your posts? You may want to ponder that.
It's Pepperidge and Macadamia, by the way.
Whoa whoa, hold on one second...
So like... When you mean Upscale do you mean like...
Ferraro Rochers?
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ORIGINAL: gungadin09
Try a Moose Munch Bar for a panty peeler. The milk chocolate one is the best.
pam
Nnnn, I'm already taking the risk for kidnapping Children
Giving alcohol to minors only adds more to my potential sentence
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ORIGINAL: bellesoumise
~FR~
I would try truffles. I can't say no to a box of milk chocolate truffles. Bonus points if they're in a pretty box.
The only Truffles I know about are Lindts...
Which are Badass, they have a peanut butter version of it in the Orange containment
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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs
I couldn't have put it better
We're all here for our own reason's and maybe there are some her that want to be that dirty little girl looking for Dark Steven's cookies, maybe we're rounded outspoken women who happen to love pink bows. I've found from personal experience that honey attracts more bees sweety
So... Like... Use Honey too?
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