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Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 9:17:58 PM

inkSecret

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So, I'd like to ask all the Submissives | Slaves | Doormats | Astronauts a serious question

As far as opening lines go, I've found that, since most the girls here act like children [Or would like to].
I've decided to act like an old man and offer them candy.

I've tried all kinds of candy, but NONE has ever gotten more submissives and slaves to my door
Than Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bars

(Which is ironic because none of these things are candy)

I'd like to ask you all. Which works better on you?

Warm, soft baked macademian Pepridge Farms?
or
Cold, creamy Klondike Bars?

My overall success rate with these two is 2 out of 10

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 9:21:41 PM

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You forget that "old men" are wise enough to have an abundance of both.

edited to add...theres no shame in my game. I love all the years Ive earned.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 9:23:16 PM

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I really don't get it. I've never had either of these candy bars.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 9:24:42 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

You forget that "old men" are wise enough to have an abundance of both.

edited to add...theres no shame in my game. I love all the years Ive earned.

Oh shiiiit....

-Bows- Thank you wise one.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 10:48:36 PM

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i would go with the Klondike bar while it's still hot outside.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 11:08:23 PM

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Lies are sweet as well and almost as bad for you as either of things you have mentioned.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 11:23:12 PM

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Given the OP's posting history and the attitude shown in the first post, I'll go with:
c) None of the above, as there isn't a snowball's chance in hell.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/3/2010 11:56:59 PM

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*looks at the OP sideways*

Have you tried, oh I dunno, saying hello? You know, treat the sweet little morsel like a person first. Now and then I hear that actually works.

Besides, everyone knows Tootsie Pops work best! You just never know how many licks it takes to get to the center ...

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 1:56:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

i would go with the Klondike bar while it's still hot outside.

pam

So what you're saying is... Pepridge Farm in the Winter and Klondike Bars in the Summer

Very intrinsic perspective, I shall add this to the research

quote:

ORIGINAL: SubPet715

Lies are sweet as well and almost as bad for you as either of things you have mentioned.

xD

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Given the OP's posting history and the attitude shown in the first post, I'll go with:
c) None of the above, as there isn't a snowball's chance in hell.

Apparently, she's never truly enjoyed Pepridge Farm... xD

quote:

ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

*looks at the OP sideways*

Have you tried, oh I dunno, saying hello? You know, treat the sweet little morsel like a person first. Now and then I hear that actually works.

Besides, everyone knows Tootsie Pops work best! You just never know how many licks it takes to get to the center ...

Psh... Who ever thought of talking to people like they were people would EVER work. Seriously.
Now Tootsie Pops! There's a useful tidbit of information. I shall have to experiment with that!

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 2:59:22 AM

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I have no idea what those items are.

And if I'm supposed to want to act like a child, then I'll do what my parents taught me to do if a dirty old man wanted to offer me sweets - kick him in the nuts and run away screaming.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 4:45:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

And if I'm supposed to want to act like a child, then I'll do what my parents taught me to do if a dirty old man wanted to offer me sweets - kick him in the nuts and run away screaming.

Love it

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 5:16:47 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: kallisto

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

And if I'm supposed to want to act like a child, then I'll do what my parents taught me to do if a dirty old man wanted to offer me sweets - kick him in the nuts and run away screaming.

Love it

I don't!

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 7:06:35 AM

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Don't worry Steven. Everyone knows you don't offer candy, you offer cookies! So you're safe.

As far as the OP goes. Sort of sums up his immaturity by stamping his feet and declaring we're all little girls simply because everyone's turned him down. The only common factor in all your relationships, or lack of them, is you. You're getting turned down flat because of your own problems which are glaringly obvious. What's that line about a mote in someone else's eye while ignoring the beam in your own?

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 10:09:59 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret

So, I'd like to ask all the Submissives | Slaves | Doormats | Astronauts a serious question

As far as opening lines go, I've found that, since most the girls here act like children [Or would like to].
I've decided to act like an old man and offer them candy.

I've tried all kinds of candy, but NONE has ever gotten more submissives and slaves to my door
Than Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bars

(Which is ironic because none of these things are candy)

I'd like to ask you all. Which works better on you?

Warm, soft baked macademian Pepridge Farms?
or
Cold, creamy Klondike Bars?

My overall success rate with these two is 2 out of 10

Well darling I am a woman not a girl, and I don't enjoy sweets, nor would I find one a very efficient lure, my tastes are a bit more upscale.

.

Perhaps you think we act like girls because you are attracting a more immature contingent with your posts? You may want to ponder that.

It's Pepperidge and Macadamia, by the way.

< Message edited by Aynne88 -- 9/4/2010 10:11:22 AM >

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 11:04:05 AM

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 11:27:47 AM

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Serious reply:

In my case, the successful opening line wasn't just one thing.

He asked interesting questions and 99% of them weren't related to kink at all.

To the OP, I looked at your profile.
I think it is unfortunate that the negative stuff really stands out.

You write well. Work with your words; they are more powerful than you may know at your age (and that is not an insult).
You express yourself with words in such a way that I think if you don't do performance poetry, you perhaps could depending on your desire for such things and your public personality... .
(Not all slam sounds like rap and not all performance poetry is slam).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoJPmuzU7k

You have demonstrated a good sense of humor here in bits and pieces.
I don't know what you are so angry about...
...but be careful where you place it.

It is not wrong to have high standards... but the adage "beauty comes from within" is very true (and goes both ways). You want both. There is nothing wrong with that either.

Don't assume that everyone here are fakes and liars.
Even though it can seem to the contrary, most people here are not fakes.
It's just that the fakes make the most noise.

A bad attitude here generally doesn't go over well, neither does negativity, and it generally doesn't matter who started it first.

A little bit of humilty can go a long way and being human and admitting it does not make you less a dominant person nor desirable as a partner.

I hope you can begin to enjoy your time here.

Best wishes!

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 6:03:32 PM

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Try a Moose Munch Bar for a panty peeler. The milk chocolate one is the best.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 6:42:33 PM

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I would try truffles. I can't say no to a box of milk chocolate truffles. Bonus points if they're in a pretty box.

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 7:14:13 PM

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quote:

Serious reply:

In my case, the successful opening line wasn't just one thing.

He asked interesting questions and 99% of them weren't related to kink at all.

To the OP, I looked at your profile.
I think it is unfortunate that the negative stuff really stands out.

You write well. Work with your words; they are more powerful than you may know at your age (and that is not an insult).
You express yourself with words in such a way that I think if you don't do performance poetry, you perhaps could depending on your desire for such things and your public personality... .
(Not all slam sounds like rap and not all performance poetry is slam).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctoJPmuzU7k

You have demonstrated a good sense of humor here in bits and pieces.
I don't know what you are so angry about...
...but be careful where you place it.

It is not wrong to have high standards... but the adage "beauty comes from within" is very true (and goes both ways). You want both. There is nothing wrong with that either.

Don't assume that everyone here are fakes and liars.
Even though it can seem to the contrary, most people here are not fakes.
It's just that the fakes make the most noise.

A bad attitude here generally doesn't go over well, neither does negativity, and it generally doesn't matter who started it first.

A little bit of humilty can go a long way and being human and admitting it does not make you less a dominant person nor desirable as a partner.

I hope you can begin to enjoy your time here.

Best wishes!

I couldn't have put it better

We're all here for our own reason's and maybe there are some her that want to be that dirty little girl looking for Dark Steven's cookies, maybe we're rounded outspoken women who happen to love pink bows. I've found from personal experience that honey attracts more bees sweety

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RE: Pepridge Farm or Klondike Bar - 9/4/2010 7:19:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

Besides, everyone knows Tootsie Pops work best! You just never know how many licks it takes to get to the center ...

557. This Guy I know with a beard a lot like yours said so. He also said it was, um, good tongue exercise. *nods introspectively*

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