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ideas - 8/30/2010 5:42:19 AM

perfectslave09

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ok my mistress is having me send her 20 videos of me doing kinky things while she is at work i have some ideas but i need help thinking of some can anyone help me by suggesting some?

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:45:45 AM

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I hope you have a thick skin. You will need it after opening that thread..

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:47:48 AM

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I hope you have a thick skin. You will need it after opening that thread..

lol i do and i am expecting to hopefully get a few good ideas to the ton of out of control ones

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:51:41 AM

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It's probably best to ask your mistress what she wants to see you do.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:53:37 AM

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Ok, drive a car really, really fast on the Autobahn while playing with yourself.

If that doesn't kill you or send you to pleasure Heaven or Hell, nothing else will.

P.S. Do not listen to me... I'm a bad influence.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:54:50 AM

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How wonderful that in little over 2 days you've been able to meet a mistress you feel comfortable enough to send such videos to.

Is there a reason why she didn't offer you some suggestions?

I have no ideas to offer, however I do wish you the very best on your endeavor.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:56:51 AM

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I am not sure about ideas, but make them good because she is probably going to sell the clips online and make a little cash. I would hate to see her have to charge 1/2 price because you did a lousy job.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:57:50 AM

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Ok, drive a car really, really fast on the Autobahn while playing with yourself.
If that doesn't kill you or send you to pleasure Heaven or Hell, nothing else will.
P.S. Do not listen to me... I'm a bad influence.

You forgot to mention that its crucial to honk ones horn at just the right moment.
When it comes to the Autobahn....timing is everything.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 5:58:11 AM

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First off, you should revise your profile. still reads that you are looking.... If I saw that on my bitch's profile, he'd have..... an interesting experience.

My idea for one of your videos......
Off to the store, or neighbor's garden.... select a zuchinni - like who has zuchs at this time of year? Probably no one.... MUST be flawless skin

Any way, back at home, run the zuch under water to knock off the nasty, dirty spikes. Also cut off the stem end. Prick zuch all over with fork - into microwave for 15 seconds to take off cold.... we still want it firm and crisp - NO cooking

Start the vid: Display said zuch as you lube it with olive oil. Up your butt with it - all the way..... push it deeper with your finger. Stand and get a cloth rag. Squat over rag and shit out the zuch. To the tub and clean it real good with soap and LOTS of cool water.

Back to the kitchen - cut off more at the stem end (might have absorbed something.) Slice it up. Fry in some more of same olive oil. Eat the nice fried zuch - maybe with a salsa or mariana for dipping.

Let's see how many of the 20 vids does that count for? LOL!

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:02:09 AM

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Paint your penis yellow like a bannana. Hang upside down, like a monkey, in your closet by the clothes bar. Then take pictures of you trying to eat the banana.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:04:17 AM

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You sort of confuse me, your profile says you are looking for a mistress yet you constantly come on the message board and claim your mistress is telling you to do certain things. It is all just confusing and i'm not one to pry but it piques my interests as to what exactly is going down. Perhaps its time you just amend your profile to state you have a mistress and you're just here to socialize and learn from the message boards...now on to some ideas.

My idea is that you reevaluate your agenda, because I have seen you for a good time on the forum and many of your posts point to the fact that you have an online mistress. Who is making you do things that you don't feel comfortable with, perhaps for money i'm not sure. The point is you want something like this in real life but you need to get your urges in check, show some self restraint and patience. You're a good looking young man, don't squander away your time and effort over settling for something else when what you want can be yours if you go about things correctly.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:05:09 AM

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.....carefully removes the banana's from my bowl of cheerios.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:07:03 AM

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OH, DAMN! And apologies to the regulars. Lance coulda / woulda / shoulda realized this was a "write me a wank" string before typing all that, just above.

Well, in any instance, the obvious care for detail must make it clear that he [Lance] was speaking from experience - recently ordered a boy to do just that. One difference - summer squash since it was earlier this year. The zuchs weren't ripe yet. LOL!

Hey! I might just have to go take care of...... a personal matter that just came up. Wank me, wank you, what's the diff? LOL!

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:11:28 AM

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.....carefully removes the banana's from my bowl of cheerios.

and zucchini from salads from now on.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:14:23 AM

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OH, DAMN! And apologies to the regulars. Lance coulda / woulda / shoulda realized this was a "write me a wank" string before typing all that, just above.

Well, in any instance, the obvious care for detail must make it clear that he [Lance] was speaking from experience - recently ordered a boy to do just that. One difference - summer squash since it was earlier this year. The zuchs weren't ripe yet. LOL!

Hey! I might just have to go take care of...... a personal matter that just came up. Wank me, wank you, what's the diff? LOL!

You think this is a write me a wank thread? I was thinking more along of the lines of some guy telling the OP that he is a female, getting the OP to send some videos in the hope that they are good enough to sell and maybe make some money. But then again the OP is so inconsistent, it's really hard to tell where the smell of shit is coming from.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:23:19 AM

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A good deal of responses here mixed with sarcasm and with good cause but am I the only one concerned just a tad? Or is it common place for people...like that...to crop up now and then on the message boards?

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:24:26 AM

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Ok, drive a car really, really fast on the Autobahn while playing with yourself.
If that doesn't kill you or send you to pleasure Heaven or Hell, nothing else will.
P.S. Do not listen to me... I'm a bad influence.

You forgot to mention that its crucial to honk ones horn at just the right moment.
When it comes to the Autobahn....timing is everything.

Yes, yes. "Out of my way German dentist with an Audi, this is the left lane on a Sunday morning, damn it... keep your conservative approach for fillings and tooth extractions."

Actually, braking might be the most crucial part, besides the well-timed honking, ofc.

P.S. OP, I just realized you're going to be needing an automatic. This might be a source of ridicule, but you're going to need the free hand.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:39:05 AM

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A good deal of responses here mixed with sarcasm and with good cause but am I the only one concerned just a tad? Or is it common place for people...like that...to crop up now and then on the message boards?

You know what they say about children and the hot stove....no matter how many times you tell them it'll hurt, they still need to experience it for themselves. This will be a learning experience for the OP. I'm sure in a week or two a thread will be posted by him about all the fakes and scammers. It's all like a big circle.

I agree with your first post on this thread, unfortunately I think it will fall on deaf ears.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:49:10 AM

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A good deal of responses here mixed with sarcasm and with good cause but am I the only one concerned just a tad? Or is it common place for people...like that...to crop up now and then on the message boards?

Oh, hell, yes.... they crop up now and then. The concern should be as stated... fake Domme who is going to sell said vids.

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RE: ideas - 8/30/2010 6:54:54 AM

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Stand naked in front of the camera after you've invited any one of the local Doms here to kick you in the gonads time and time again (for the video, of course).

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